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  1. Fowler1972
    She phoned me tonight from Cyprus to remind me to put the bins out tomorrow evening. Hardly the behaviour of someone who can’t stand me.
  2. Fowler1972
    No, it was a good night. The up is always followed by a down for me though.
  3. Fowler1972
    Wakefield never closes. It’s been known as the ‘Merry City’ for centuries.
  4. Fowler1972
    Not tonight. I’m on the wagon. It closes at 8pm anyway (I think).
  5. Fowler1972
    I’ve just been researching her. She’s not terrible obviously but I’ve seen better working on the checkouts at my local Aldi Supermarket.
  6. Fowler1972
    I don’t see the attraction.
  7. Fowler1972
    Agreed.
  8. Fowler1972
    I feel I should start a shit thread so you can all turn on me instead of each other. This is a very emotive subject and not the place for some of this nonsense.
  9. Fowler1972
    I’m sure you could pull a stripper without resorting to the income card. Just be as witty, engaging and intelligent as you are on here. They’ll love you.
  10. Fowler1972
    It also helps if you write a shit blog full of the kind of nonsense women like.
  11. Fowler1972
    Either two or four depending on how attractive she is.
  12. Fowler1972
    The first lesson is that women, a lot of them anyway, see things differently to men. It’s not an exact science but don’t tell a gorgeous woman how attractive she is, she knows that already. Tell her you like talking to her and that you find her interesting. On the flip side tell a decently attractive woman that she’s gorgeous. It’s what she wants to hear. Never talk to any woman who isn’t the best looking female in the room first. Try and have a proper conversation. Ask questions. Listen. Sexualise the conversation reasonably quickly, without being sleazy, to avoid being friend zoned (I get this wrong a lot). If none of this works tell her you earn £600 a day. Hope this helps.
  13. Fowler1972
    Sport.
  14. Fowler1972
    I’ve been writing a list of things that make me happy today. Mainly because I’ve not been happy today. It’ll be my next blog post. Be warned. You will all detest every word. You will consider it narcissistic. You will want to use swear words to describe the post and me. You will demand this thread be deleted and I be banned from the forum. You will feel the need to provide me with advice on a range of topics including; relationships, drinking, work, mental health and forum etiquette. You will spell my name wrong. You will check up on all my other social media platforms to find evidence of my cuntery. You will spend hours going back over all my other posts to find out if I’ve contradicted myself anywhere. You will tell me ‘you’re not reading this shit’. Usually after you’ve already read it. Roll on tomorrow.
  15. Fowler1972
    There’s no challenge in that though. It’s not about the physical act of sex.
  16. Fowler1972
    One day I’ll share the story of going home with another stripper and our failed attempt to steal a horse on the way.
  17. Fowler1972
    No, I’m not the fighting kind. Not something that’s been helpful going out in Wakefield down the years.
  18. Fowler1972
    One man’s fantasy is another man’s reality.
  19. Fowler1972
    I’ve no clue either.
  20. Fowler1972
    Apparently she’s not that nice. I’m sure you can do better.
  21. Fowler1972
    It didn’t quite go according to plan. Rome wasn’t built in a day.
  22. Fowler1972
    He deserves it.
  23. Fowler1972
    I wasn’t talking monetary compensation. I thought I could pay you in some slices of my famous toast.
  24. Fowler1972
    To employ you as my editor and take the blogging world by storm.
  25. Fowler1972
    I wish that was true. Caprice was her name. Amy was her real name. She was taller than me but shrunk when she got changed to come home with me. We went to the pie shop first but I didn’t have anything. She had pie. I phoned her to apologise when I got home and she had the radio on for some reason. She said I made her laugh. She must talk to some right dicks as I was basically incoherent. I’ll put a word in for you if you like as I’m not doing that kind of thing anymore.
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