Stoke(a) match thread

[3 Stacks]

Yeah, Stoke are crap, and they aren't especially difficult to play against anymore. The only real worry is if Joseph decides to run the game. 

[LFC 6 Times]

Coutinho absolutely must play, if he doesn't don't even bother showing up.

[TheHowieLama]

You mean him or us?

[Denny Crane]

If you are worried about set pieces they aren't that effective these days.

 

Stoke have only scored 6 goals from setpieces the 2nd lowest joint with us. For context Pulis WBA have 19 the highest. Spurs have 16 Chelsea and Arsenal 15.

 

So win here then get bummed by Pulis.

[an tha]

2nd lowest scorers from set pieces you say?...

[KevieG]

The only little bit of good in this is that it will hopefully show those making the decisions about our squad that they have fucked up big style and they need to sort it out for next season.

As per the manager today. "Having too much quality is not always good".

 

 

I shit you not.

[El Rojo]

As per the manager today. "Having too much quality is not always good".

 

 

I shit you not.

Welcome to Liverpool, Jay Rodriquez and Kyle Walker.

[Special K]

Coutinho out apparently

[an tha]

As per the manager today. "Having too much quality is not always good".

 

 

I shit you not.

I can only hope that is a case of 'poor english'

[TheHowieLama]

I can only hope that is a case of 'poor english'

 

It translates to "three who can play the damn thing" in English.

[Denny Crane]

Coutinho out apparently

 

Ready gaffer. I will show you how to get the kop up.

 

[Kevin D]

Ready gaffer. I will show you how to get the kop up.

 

Since nobody has ever seen what Grujic looks like, give Gerrard his squad number and start calling him Marko.

[Dr Nowt]

This is going to be like the Houllier season when we lost to Bradford on the final day and missed out to Leeds.

[Tony Moanero]

I can't wait for 3pm tomorrow, I'm going to have a poo and wash my hair. I might even do both at the same time.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Go 451 and try and eek out some results.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

Apart from our two last games, Hammers and Boro, this is our best shot at some points I think. That said I'm not very optimistic about this one, and if we're without Coutinho we're really gonna struggle. None of the possible replacements are anywhere near his level or can bring something similar to the team. Unless possibly if we could transplant Sturridges brain into the body of Moreno.

[RazorBack]

We will beat these easy. Stoke are a nothing team under Hughes a team going backwards. The highest placed team they have beat is Watford this season. 

 

Their shitness has gone under the radar.

 

Walters had concussion and is not guaranteed to be involved. I suspect the tory twat will make it though.

 

 

After posts like that what usually happen...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

we win 6-1.

[sir roger]

Go 451 and try and eek out some results.

 

That's the noise I make every time a cross comes into our box.

[an tha]

If Coutinho misses this then it is gonna be very interesting to see what Klopp comes up with for a line up.

[niallers]

Try get 70 mins out of sturridge in a 442 diamond with origi. I know just typed sturridge and 70 mins in same sentence but desperation and all that!

[Joe Strummer]

Mignolet

Clyne

Matip

Lovren

Milner

 

Alexander-Arnold

Can

Wyjnaldum

Moreno

 

Firminho

 

Origi

[lebron]

-------------Mignolet------------

 

Clyne-----Matip-----Lovren----Milner

 

-------Can-----Lucas----Coutinho----

 

----Firmini------Origi-------Woodburn---

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Woodburn for Phil. Wouldn't bother using/trying anyone else.

[Hades]

Hope we get beat.

[manwiththestick]

Can we do it on a sunny Saturday afternoon in Stoke?

 

 

 

Dreading this and West Brom if I'm honest.