Transfers summer 2016

[Bjornebye]

A midfield kicky cunt. Exactly what we need. The Medel rumours went quiet very quick unfortunately.

[amli]

Rumours Wisdom off to Celtic for £2.75m.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Try cutting your hair with a hedge trimmer.

I use a strimmer.

[3 Stacks]

Anfield HQ@AnfieldHQ

Seems a move to #LFC would appeal to PSV's Jetro Willems.. who has just posted this on his snapchat!

 

 

What a beg.

[aRdja]

Anfield HQ@AnfieldHQ

Seems a move to #LFC would appeal to PSV's Jetro Willems.. who has just posted this on his snapchat!

 

 

What a beg.

Not overly familiar with him but I hope we'd fuck him off after that. That's real disrespectful to his current employers (if it's real).

[xerxes]

If not Klopp is either a yes man or is hopeless in the transfer market.

One of the world's top managers is a yes man or hopeless in the transfer market?

 

Any other gems?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Is he not just laughing at the crap photoshop job?

[3 Stacks]

Is he not just laughing at the crap photoshop job?

 

Yeah, probably. I was mostly kidding about him being a beg. He'd be an interesting target, Willems. Absolutely brilliant going forward but a bit similar to Moreno in terms of his concentration levels when defending.

[stringvest]

so it's not a 'come and get me' plea?

[Boss]

That Jetro Willems got 13 assists in the league in the 2014/2015 season. 13 assists for a left back. Ridiculous.

[an tha]

so it's not a 'come and get me' plea?

We'll monitor the fuck out of him now after this...

[cloggypop]

His assists are indeed ridiculous. His crosses are good as well. Everyone who hates Moreno would still hate him though.

[Johnlj]

We'll monitor the fuck out of him now after this...

poised to monitor.

[setreal]

I be tits both.

 

What I read.

[Boss]

His assists are indeed ridiculous. His crosses are good as well. Everyone who hates Moreno would still hate him though.

 

Why is he a bit of a liability defensively?

[cloggypop]

Why is he a bit of a liability defensively?

Often in the wrong place with big gaps behind him that he then sees and tries to use his pace to get out of trouble. Sound familiar?

[stringvest]

The footballing world was rocked to its foundations today upon hearing the news that Liverpool Football Club is buying someone good.  

[Grinch]

Moreno's shit going forward too.  You could put up with a defensively poor full back if they were actually good at something other than running rather fast.

[Paco]

Moreno's shit going forward too.  You could put up with a defensively poor full back if they were actually good at something other than running rather fast.

 

I think he's a decent going forward, 1-2's and whatever, his crossing is abysmal.

 

if he's to stay and we get another left back in he'll have to get his finger out.

 

are we going to sign a right back as well or is klopp happy with randall as back up?

[Guest]

poised to monitor.

 

That looks suspiciously like lurking.

[Grinch]

I think he's a decent going forward, 1-2's and whatever, his crossing is abysmal.

 

if he's to stay and we get another left back in he'll have to get his finger out.

 

are we going to sign a right back as well or is klopp happy with randall as back up?

 

Not being able to cross a ball is a pretty big weakness for your width on the left hand side tbf.

 

With Smith going a left back has to be a certainty now.  Sadly it looks like it's going to be a baby to sit in the stands and watch Moreno cock up for another season yet.

[stringvest]

When questioned about imminent transfer market swoops, ashen-faced supremo Ian Ayre remained tight-lipped. "Hmnmnmnm nnnngggg" he remarked.

[Alan Sex]

When questioned about imminent transfer market swoops, ashen-faced supremo Ian Ayre remained tight-lipped. "Hmnmnmnm nnnngggg" he remarked.

He really does need to start using a smaller butt plug.

[bonesman]

We'll monitor the fuck out of him now after this...

 

HaHa, hopefully its a new dawn with this transfer window lark. Lets see how it goes.

[TalkSilly]

I wonder if the club itself is surprised by how much cash it is raising in the market this summer and that might change the level of player we go for at left back. The Zielinski saga ended up with us signing Wijnaldum at twice the price, maybe the Chilwell pursuit will end in the same way?

 

We've still got Benteke, Balotelli, Markovic, Lucas, Alberto, Ilori and Wisdom to move on as well so there should be decent money available to get someone a lot better than Moreno in.