Gretna Green

[setreal]

Naw.

[Tony Moanero]

I meant have you never heard of the chippy.

 

I have no idea whether they do or don't do gravy because I would never put it on my chippy.

 

You fucking pervert.

You don't have gravy on your chips?

 

Crikey.

 

Next you'll be telling me that you don't dunk biscuits, or that you don't have beans on a fry up.

[Mook]

We have specialised chippy sauce on the East coast of Scotland, which means we don't need to put gravy, curry sauce or any other condiment on our fish & chips. From memory, I had salt & vinegar on my chippy in the Border Cod (Longtown is in England).

 

Having said that, I'm definitely a deviant, I like to cover myself in chippy sauce & watch Mean Girls.

[Captain Turdseye]

Do they sell battered haggis in there, Mook. This could be the clincher.

[Tony Moanero]

We have specialised chippy sauce on the East coast of Scotland, which means we don't need to put gravy, curry sauce or any other condiment on our fish & chips. From memory, I had salt & vinegar on my chippy in the Border Cod (Longtown is in England).

 

Having said that, I'm definitely a deviant, I like to cover myself in chippy sauce & watch Mean Girls.

Yer ma loves man gravy on her mashed potatoes.

[Trumo]

Do they sell battered haggis in there, Mook. This could be the clincher.

 

Only after the butcher shapes it like a Sassenach and hails the local pissheads.

[Champ]

Hmm... I'm not sure tony is the deviant in this particular argument.

We have specialised chippy sauce on the East coast of Scotland, which means we don't need to put gravy, curry sauce or any other condiment on our fish & chips. From memory, I had salt & vinegar on my chippy in the Border Cod (Longtown is in England).

 

Having said that, I'm definitely a deviant, I like to cover myself in chippy sauce & watch Mean Girls.

What he means is you wont find gravy in a Scottish chippy. Anywhere. The sauce, pronounced soss, he speaks of is rank

[Mook]

Do they sell battered haggis in there, Mook. This could be the clincher.

 

You would have to drive another 10 or 15 miles up the road for that & even then, they might put you in a wicker man & sacrifice the kids.

[Chairman Meow]

We have specialised chippy sauce on the East coast of Scotland, which means we don't need to put gravy, curry sauce or any other condiment on our fish & chips. From memory, I had salt & vinegar on my chippy in the Border Cod (Longtown is in England).

 

Having said that, I'm definitely a deviant, I like to cover myself in chippy sauce & watch Mean Girls.

 

How does the Border Cod compare to the Reivers in Duns?

 

I pass through Longtown a lot but I've never stopped into the Border Cod. The Reivers in Duns is quality though.

[Champ]

Do they sell battered haggis in there, Mook. This could be the clincher.

I walked past a chippy advertising battered Creme Eggs this morning

[Chairman Meow]

How did they taste Champ?

[Mook]

How does the Border Cod compare to the Reivers in Duns?

 

I pass through Longtown but I've never stopped into the Border Cod. The Reivers in Duns is quality though.

 

The one in Duns is better because they do chippy sauce.

 

The best chippy is meant to be the one in Anstruther in Fife although I've never been & would only recommend Fife to people who have already managed to survive at least one nuclear holocaust.

[moof]

 

What he means is you wont find gravy in a Scottish chippy. Anywhere. The sauce, pronounced soss, he speaks of is rank

He suggested he wouldn't put gravy on his chips, and only a pervert would do so. Tory scum behaviour, for me. Hope he dies.

[Champ]

He suggested he wouldn't put gravy on his chips, and only a pervert would do so. Tory scum behaviour, for me. Hope he dies.

It would seem the Hades knows me better than I know myself

[Chairman Meow]

The one in Duns is better because they do chippy sauce.

 

The best chippy is meant to be the one in Anstruther in Fife although I've never been & would only recommend Fife to people who have already managed to survive at least one nuclear holocaust.

 

I went to Fife once.  I think I'll pass.

[Champ]

How did they taste Champ?

Not for me. I don't even like unbattered Creme Eggs

[Tony Moanero]

 

What he means is you wont find gravy in a Scottish chippy. Anywhere. The sauce, pronounced soss, he speaks of is rank

Worse than Southern chippies, then.

[Tony Moanero]

I walked past a chippy advertising battered Creme Eggs this morning

They do those in one of the chippies in York. Shite.

[Dr Nowt]

Know fack all about Gretna Green, other than some woman I worked with got married there to a guy who was later murdered outside the One Stop up the road from me. Still, let us know how you get on, CT.

 

At some point in the next few years I'm going to have to pull the same trigger, and the lovely, sweet, fragrant bastard I'm engaged to is refusing a registry office.

 

Neither of us want to do a big wedding with loads of people, and I'm sure we'll work something out at a little chapel in Greece with a couple of indolent rapists * baits fuckwit trap * off the street as witnesses, or the like, but any ideas will always be cased up for stealing.

[Mook]

Worse than Southern chippies, then.

 

I've reported Champ's posts on chippy sauce & this abomination of a comment to Usher.

 

Hopefully after he's done his hair he'll get round to banning the pair of you.

 

I hope you both get disabled chips & that your fish is dead, Tory scum (the fish).

 

Something about sexism.

[Chairman Meow]

It may take Usher a while to do this.

 

It looks like some ad bot from Papa Johns has hacked his account. 

[melons]

The nearest registry office (Bury St Edmunds) is really nice but then we've got the hassle of inviting everyone which is the main reason we want to do it somewhere else.

 

 

Do it there and tell everyone after the event? 

 

We looked into Italy on a holiday/wedding thing. Worked out for the holiday, flights, hire car and a town hall type thing it was just under £1200, maybe worth considering if you're looking at a holiday too?

 

Also, my sister got married at Gretna, looks miserable. Or that could just be here given the cunt she was marrying... 

[Champ]

Gretna 0 Bury St Edmunds 3

[lifetime fan]

Mate of mine fucked off to the Gower with his bird and got married in a registry office there.

 

It was where they'd had their first weekend away together and they just got two people off the street to act as witnesses.

 

I can honestly say I've never seen a happier married man...might have something to do with him marrying the fittest Ukrainian bird ever.

[moof]

Gower is a lovely part of the world