Summer Transfer Ballache 2016

[amli]

Maccarone might try to curry flavour by signing with us, but his naan will have the final say. From what I've heard, there was a definite saag in his performance levels this season.

 

 

 

 

 

Am I doing it right?

He's no Lionel Freshy.

[Boss]

Has he put penne to paper yet?

 

We'll be ringing AC Milan to ask them whether they cannelloni Mario again before signing a new striker.

[Lee909]

Apparently we offered Milan Balotelli for Niang. Turned down. Could see us offering a few million to see the deal done maybe?

[Crazy Dave]

Niang has only scored 5 goals in 47 appearances according to Wiki. 

 

Anybody watched this cat play?

[SammyAftershave]

Apparently we offered Milan Balotelli for a training bib. Turned down. Could see us offering them a few million to see the deal done maybe?

More likely.

[Crazy Dave]

Apparently his playing style has been likened to Mario Balotelli. Fuck me. 

[Pidge]

Niang has only scored 5 goals in 47 appearances according to Wiki. 

 

Anybody watched this cat play?

 

For Milan. Those figs pretty inflated by about 20 goalless apps when still 18 by the looks of things.  In all comps this season he's had 8 in 17, 5 in 14 while on loan for Genoa last season as well.

 

Watched him once or twice, he's a bit like Origi - v quick, bit of skill but never totally convincing with it and can pick up a few goals when on form. Ultimately still developing.

[Adebisi]

Can't believe that cat is still only 21. Seems to have been around a good 5 or so years. I used to buy him on PES back when it was actually good.

[G Richards]

I've seen Niang a few times and he caught my eye as having great potential. If we are keeping a fitter Sturridge to be our older striker, with a fast developing Origi to maybe even get the nod over Sturridge, and Ings to return, then there's room for Niang as the fourth choice.

 

He could develop and in a couple of years it could easily be Origi and Niang as our best two strikers. It's a little gamble, but one that's reasonable given the other forward options we have, even more so if we add Gotze.

[Jairzinho]

Niang has only scored 5 goals in 47 appearances according to Wiki.

 

Anybody watched this cat play?

Yeah, he's shite.

[Mathewbet1]

Brahimi apparently who he?

[Red House]

Apparently his playing style has been likened to Mario Balotelli. Fuck me. 

 

Sounds about right. Just the type of shit Mario could try.

 

[Red House]

Brahimi apparently who he?

 

Porto winger, very good player. Quite like Alex Teixeira, except he plays mainly on the wings. Quick and good dribbler.

[Arl arse]

https://youtu.be/ZN-VhnJc7DU

[3 Stacks]

Brahimi is a great player. One of the best in the world in terms of dribbling and beating defenders. The rumour is probably false though, as I don't think we would even consider paying his release clause (60m Euros).

 

He was someone I so wanted us to sign instead of Lallana in 2014. Instead he went to Porto for only 7m Euros.

[Hades]

72 points was enough for Leicester to win the league, if only the Benteke money had gone on a half decent striker.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Brahimi apparently who he?

Dembele plan B ?

 

Sees like Kloppo defo wants that lightening quick wide forward, which is nice.

[Jose Jones]

We need a left footed goal scorer. Is Brahimi a left pegger? Isn't that Lemar kid at Monaco another one we've been tentatively linked to? Who should I be ranking higher in the never seen them play but desperately want us to sign them rankings?

[Jairzinho]

We need to sign Yarmolenko.

 

Agreed.

[Jose Jones]

Agreed.

That Brahimi video on the page before informs me he is right footed and doesn't score loads. Bottom of the list.

19 in 34 for Yarmolenko this season apparently. Didn't we already sign him a couple of months ago? Gone a bit quiet there.

[Section_31]

On the Niang nang nong where the cows go bong and Balloteli is utterly poo.

[Bradderzzz]

Apparently we offered Milan Balotelli for Niang. Turned down. Could see us offering a few million to see the deal done maybe?

 

Can see Milan playing hardball and wanting him for nothing as they know we just want rid and want his wages off the books. 

[Jairzinho]

That Brahimi video on the page before informs me he is right footed and doesn't score loads. Bottom of the list.

19 in 34 for Yarmolenko this season apparently. Didn't we already sign him a couple of months ago? Gone a bit quiet there.

 

Not sure. I think Everton are pretending to sign him.

[El Rojo]

72 points was enough for Leicester to win the league, if only the Benteke money had gone on a half decent striker.

 

He's a decent striker, but clearly the completely wrong choice for us in terms of style. At least we'll get some money back for him.

[M_B]

19 in 34 for Yarmolenko this season apparently. Didn't we already sign him a couple of months ago? Gone a bit quiet there.

 

We can't afford Yarmolenko