which film stars or any other celebrity would you like to have a few beers with

[Total Longo]

I hate Billy Connolly.

[Mook]

I hate Billy Connolly.

 

You're not alone.

 

You should take him on your night out & push him under a bus.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I hate Billy Connolly.

 

He hates you too

[Total Longo]

He hates you too

Me and ken Bigley.

[Chairman Meow]

A Gazza and Raoul Moat combo around Whitley bay would be something of a session.

 

Whitley is shit these days. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Cyco Miko is teetotal too.

 

Would have to be Brown Ale with Mr Eastwood in The Hogsbreath.

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Kurt russel and bill Murray.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Oh and if we are allowed dead fuckers george carlin can join us.

[Jairzinho]

Same answer as last time, Marion Cotillard.

[Stu Monty]

Me and ken Bigley.

 

Telling a joke is hardly hating the man. You'll be hating a lot of comedians if an unfortunately timed or misjudged joke is the benchmark for hating them Longo.

[Mathewbet1]

Bob Monkhouse

[Evelyn Tentions]

Alison Brie

Kate Upton

Katy Perry

 

With luck at least one of them would get tipsy enough for me to score.

[Total Longo]

Telling a joke is hardly hating the man. You'll be hating a lot of comedians if an unfortunately timed or misjudged joke is the benchmark for hating them Longo.

 

 

Maybe so, but saying "Don't you wish they'd just get on with it" in reference to someone waiting to be murdered isn't even remotely funny either.

[Stu Monty]

Maybe so, but saying "Don't you wish they'd just get on with it" in reference to someone waiting to be murdered isn't even remotely funny either.

 

It may not be but if that's the most offensive thing you've said in a career spanning about four decades (as a man that has pushed things along a fair bit and shoots from the hip far more than most) then you've not really been that much of a cunt have you?

 

Stewart Lee puts across the point better than I can:

 

http://www.stewartlee.co.uk/press/writtenformoney/formoney.php?page=2004-10-00-billyconnolly-kenbigley-glasgowherald.php

[Mook]

I have no idea about the Billy Connolly/Ken Bigley thing but I just think Connolly is a complete tube.

 

He was funny about 30 years ago.

[Boss]

Lindsay Lohan

[lifetime fan]

Lindsay Lohan

Great shout.

 

Get her pissed and on the disco biscuits and she'd fuck you senseless.

[torahboy]

I have no idea about the Billy Connolly/Ken Bigley thing but I just think Connolly is a complete tube.

 

He was funny about 30 years ago.

 

 

I went see him at the Liverpool Empire about thirty years ago. He wore banana boots. He wasn't funny then.To be fair, though, a lot of what he said did make him laugh.

 

And I'd like to have a bevvy with Anjem Choudary and Emily Maitlis.

[Bjornebye]

Billy Connolly is ace. The Bigley thing was awful but other than that he is sound. One seriously funny cunt like many Glaswegians.

[lifetime fan]

He was funny once. That time was many moons ago.