Captain Turdseye Vs Fowlers God

[Captain Turdseye]

So did you get anything in return or you just gave her your digits?

 

Where were you when the incident took place?

 

It was just a brief finger smash, in my dads living room.

[Fowlers God]

What did you do in your audition to make it through to the final batch?

 

Sorry CT I missed this question.

 

I had a friend film me standing on a bale of hay in a field. I had several friends threw fruit at me.

 

This was the initial audition.

[Fowlers God]

It was just a brief finger smash, in my dads living room.

How did your dad nearly catch you? Was he already in the house?

[Captain Turdseye]

There's no way you've got several friends!

 

 

I jest. What happens after the initial audition?

[Captain Turdseye]

How did your dad nearly catch you? Was he already in the house?

 

No, I heard his key in the door and jumped away from his bird.

[Fowlers God]

There's no way you've got several friends!

 

 

I jest. What happens after the initial audition?

 

Was invited to local auditions where there are about 300 of you split into different groups. I say 300 but I'm not sure the exact number. Its what it looked like.

[Fowlers God]

No, I heard his key in the door and jumped away from his bird.

 

Surely she still had her trousers down then?

[stevebaby]

Pics or it didn't happen

I'm prepared to accept a smell of the Captain's finger. It's such a well known smell that I'm even OK with a virtual version.

[Captain Turdseye]

Surely she still had her trousers down then?

 

She had a skirt on, it was after pub closing time. She came home before my old man.

 

 

Why didn't your ma want you going on BB?

[Fowlers God]

How long where you in the nick for CT?

[stevebaby]

It was actually one of the better smelling fannies I've had the pleasure of fingerbanging. There was no distinctive smell really, but it wasn't minging, if you know what I mean.

It was a vag ordinaire then? Not a whiff of freshly mown hay or three day old herring? How about the mouthfeel and lubricity?

These technical details are important.

[Bjornebye]

FG - when did your maa last wash her gash?

[Captain Turdseye]

How long where you in the nick for CT?

 

About 45 minutes.

 

It was a vag ordinaire then? Not a whiff of freshly mown hay or three day old herring? How about the mouthfeel and lubricity?

These technical details are important.

 

Haha.

[Fowlers God]

She had a skirt on, it was after pub closing time. She came home before my old man.

 

 

Why didn't your ma want you going on BB?

She didn't want my unsavoury past to have embarrased her or her church friends.

[stevebaby]

FG - when did your maa last wash her gash?

I think you're casting negative assertions here. In all honesty I have to say that all I could detect was a bit of day old catfish, a touch of landfill and a very faint but clinging note of diesel fuel . The diesel fuel bit was probably from the Australian submarine crew. It was undoubtedly transitory and not really worthy of consideration.

6/10 from me.

[Fowlers God]

FG - when did your maa last wash her gash?

Is this relevant? Or are you justing perving?

 

 

45 minutes. Doesn't seem to be very long. How did you convince them it wasn't you then?

[Bjornebye]

John, does your mum prefer to be called Debbie, Debz or Deborah ?

[Bjornebye]

Is this relevant? Or are you justing perving?

 

 

Just checking

[Captain Turdseye]

Is this relevant? Or are you justing perving?

 

 

45 minutes. Doesn't seem to be very long. How did you convince them it wasn't you then?

 

Told the truth. Told them that yes, I did set that girls scarf on fire.

 

What did you do with the coke?

[Captain Turdseye]

John, does your mum prefer to be called Debbie, Debz or Deborah ?

 

Ha.

[Fowlers God]

Is Debbie still with your dad CT?

[Captain Turdseye]

Is Debbie still with your dad CT?

 

No.

 

Give us a bit of your story now. What happened to the coke? How did you know there was 20 grams there?

[Magic Sponge]

FG, what was God's reaction to you auditioning for Big Bellend?

[Fowlers God]

20 grams was a rough average as after the night after 4 of us had liberally gone through the shit like there was no tomorrow there where 5g's left.

[celeryBADboy]

I know CT which one is true. And i know FGs one im sure