The impeachment of David Usher.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

To the best of my knowledge, he has never had a chewy off an intern whilst on the phone to the President of Russia, therefore he has not committed an impeachable crime.

[Fugitive]

I heard Dave was getting a suck from the President of Russia while on the phone to an intern.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I can't believe we're three pages into an impeachment thread and nobody's posted this yet.

 

I'm disappointed.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4kTnP5VJ1k

[Kevin D]

It can't go on like this.

[Chairman Meow]

I had to associate with real people today, I even went outside at one point. This shit cannot be allowed to continue. 

[KMD7]

I'm drained from reading Si on twitter all day.  This shit has to stop

[Jairzinho]

Incredible scenes.

[TheBitch]

Enough is enough.

[Dougie Do'ins]

It can't go on like this.

Stump up and it might not.

[Trumo]

I had to read RAWK all day. I'll need some time to recover.

[TheBitch]

No explanation? Nothing?

 

Having to do actual work in work. Speak to real life people all day and what do we get? A wall of silence, that's what.

Sickens me to the core.

[Chip Butty]

Someone should phone Ofnet about him.

[index1000]

A book you say?

To be fair when the girly haired one says he will publish a book he fucking publishes!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Basta ya!

 

I keep getting shit.  I've just assumed that the internet was broken by.... y'know.... events, dear boy, events.

[Vincent Vega]

Tight bitches bitching, you know that ain't right. (Said in the voice of Icecube in Jump Street 21)

 

Get your fucking arse in gear Dave, I nearly took a girl's head off today because I paid for wifi and I thought I wasn't getting wifi. I didn't know shit was broke.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

This shit coincided with my Elite Super Extraordinary Gentlemen's Forum membership expiring.  

 

This is too much to bear.

[TheBitch]

This shit coincided with my Elite Super Extraordinary Gentlemen's Forum membership expiring.  

 

This is too much to bear.

 

So it was your fault?

[Captain Turdseye]

TLW accounts for about 95% of my internet usage. I spent yesterday just staring at the screen pressing F5. I didn't realise there were other places on the web than here and Pornhub.

 

And before you ask, I managed 8 and a half wanks before I gave up and went to bed.

[Bjornebye]

I negged CT on twitter. Thats dedication.

 

Fuck you. Fuck. You.

[Trumo]

Stig has probably chinned some unfortunate sap on the train because he was unable to vent his frustration on here. He's probably still unable to vent because he spent the night in a police cell.

 

EDIT: And he ruins it by posting while I'm writing this. Fuck you Stig!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

So it was your fault?

It's possible that he didn't have £24 for the meter.

[Bjornebye]

Stig has probably chinned some unfortunate sap on the train because he was unable to vent his frustration on here. He's probably still unable to vent because he spent the night in a police cell.

 

EDIT: And he ruins it by posting while I'm writing this. Fuck you Stig!

Not long out mate. Should have seen his trainers though

[Dougie Do'ins]

TLW accounts for about 95% of my internet usage. I spent yesterday just staring at the screen pressing F5. I didn't realise there were other places on the web than here and Pornhub.

 

And before you ask, I managed 8 and a half wanks before I gave up and went to bed.

[JohnnyH]

I spoke to my wife. MY WIFE FOR FUCKS SAKE.

[littletedwest]

hanging is too good for him