Electric Blankets

[diamondjoe]

Does the purchase of an electric blanket make you officially a fossil? Is this the defining cross over to coffin dodging or acceptable in these freezing conditions?

[JohnnyH]

I relented about a month ago as I was sick of getting into a cold bed. The Mrs was against it also so I bought a right fancy one that has 6 different settings (one of which is a feet setting that just heats the lower part of the bed), a timer, and has two controls so I can have it on on my side and the Mrs doesn’t have to have hers on. It was over a £100 but well well worth it, and the Mrs has her half on just as much as me now.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I relented about a month ago as I was sick of getting into a cold bed. The Mrs was against it also so I bought a right fancy one that has 6 different settings (one of which is a feet setting that just heats the lower part of the bed), a timer, and has two controls so I can have it on on my side and the Mrs doesn’t have to have hers on. It was over a £100 but well well worth it, and the Mrs has her half on just as much as me now.

 

My missus has that blanket, its great, really sends me off to a nice deep sleep. Plus I get my own space when I want it because I have it set full heat which she can't tolerate.

[L19red]

Shove yer electric blanket, I let the dog sleep on the bottom of the bed for an hour then turf her downstairs to her basket. Lovely warm spot for my feet.

[Bjornebye]

i love getting in bed when its cold, fuck electric blankets off. have a shag or a wank if your single. be warm in no time.

 

and as for warm pillows - they can fuck off too

[dickie mint]

i love getting in bed when its cold, fuck electric blankets off. have a shag or a wank if your single. be warm in no time.

 

and as for warm pillows - they can fuck off too

 

 

Spot on.

[RedinSweden]

Cold beds rule. If it is stupid cold you use a hot water bottle. I think there may even be some sort of law about that.

[Champ]

Its not a case of codger or not, its just wrong. It may even surprise some on here but I am definitely on the side of beds should be cool. If you're talking towels, however, now that's a different story

[mattyq]

Yup, beds should be cold when you get in them and warm when you leave.

Anything else is meddling in the natural order of things akin to witchcraft and devilry etc

[jonnybastard]

Fucking right I've got a leccy blanket. In a house with a coal fire as the only source of heat it's an absolute must, otherwise not only is the bed cold, it's damp too. All those who say the bed should be cold are talking shite, it's about as cold as your central heating you bloody puffs. You want cold? Try living with a Russian with a Jews aversion to gas and who thinks more than four lumps of coal will "have the fucking chimney alight".

[Tj hooker]

Get yourself a fleecy underblanket bed is lovely & warm when u get in & stays cosy all night you can fuck the electric blankets off when u have a fleecy

[jonnybastard]

Get yourself a fleecy underblanket bed is lovely & warm when u get in & stays cosy all night you can fuck the electric blankets off when u have a fleecy

 

A fleecy bedwarmer that produces heat with no external power source? It's a sheep isn't it?

[DPW]

Im liking the feet only feature. Thats appealing to me greatly. Sounds like you made a real sweet purchase. I could soon be in the market for a fancy electric blanket and crossing over that line.

[Tj hooker]

A fleecy bedwarmer that produces heat with no external power source? It's a sheep isn't it?

 

Dont knock it till you try it

[JohnnyH]

Im liking the feet only feature. Thats appealing to me greatly. Sounds like you made a real sweet purchase. I could soon be in the market for a fancy electric blanket and crossing over that line.

 

Quite frankly, it’s living the dream. Ignore the mind-fossils above prattling on about how good it is to get into a cold bed. I can guarantee you that 500,000 years ago those troglodytes’ ancestors will have been peeking into our warm cave as we sat around our fire toasting Neolithic marshmallows, before skulking off to their cold damp hole in the earth trying to convince themselves and any gobshite that’ll listen that getting into a cold cave is much better.

 

A toasty bed is where it’s at. Live the dream my friend, live the dream.

[KMD7]

I've got one. Fuck that going into a cold bed at night in winter.

[Hawkwind]

I`ve got one, i fucking hate rolling in cold spunk.

[JohnnyH]

I`ve got one, i fucking hate rolling in cold spunk.

 

But you're happy enough when it's warm? Big gayer.

[Lee909]

Cold beds rule. If it is stupid cold you use a hot water bottle. I think there may even be some sort of law about that.

 

Never risk one of the in the bed.

A lad in work had a cold and had a bottle in the bed.Leaked over him as he was falling asleep.Woke up in pain with the skin on his stomach blistering.

[mattyq]

I`ve got one, i fucking hate rolling in cold spunk.

 

Have a word with your boyfriend or swallow not spit

[ZonkoVille77]

...are for QQUUUUAAARRRSSSS

 

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