Huh?

[VladimirIlyich]

Flight stimulator.

 

[TheHowieLama]

Sasquatch in work today told me about how he went to this fancy Spanish place over the weekend where they had, and I quote "a flamingo dancer."

[Mike D]

my sister used to think shop to let was shop toilet

[Strontium]

my sister used to think shop to let was shop toilet

 

 

In fairness, the average TO LET sign in Liverpool lasts about 15 minutes before being graffitied thusly.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

In fairness, the average TO LET sign in Liverpool lasts about 15 minutes before being graffitied thusly.

A bit like Melly Road in St Michaels. I'm sure the council have got someone whose full-time job is erasing the S.

[Flying Pig]

On tender hooks.

 

When the shit eats the fans.

[TheHowieLama]

Deaf trap -- Si describing his bike - quality.

[VladimirIlyich]

Deaf trap -- Si describing his bike - quality.

 

Maybe it hasnt got a bell?

[TheHowieLama]

Your point is mute.

[Bjornebye]

si is going to referberise his bike.

[Indian Red]

My darling little brother, then aged 24, took the pithy saying 'It always gets darker before dawn' literally and tried to argue the toss with me about there being a moment of intense darkness just before the sun greets the day.

 

I laughed for about three day!

 

Ha always thought that was true myself. You learn somming new everyday

[TheHowieLama]

Red Banjo on the FAO Dave U thread ---- "fragrant disrespect."

 

Huh?

[TheHowieLama]

Cut of your nose despite your face. Huh?

 

 

This in the Summer 2014 thread toaday from Mark M

 

"and that he's willing to bite off his nose despite his face."

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Deaf trap -- Si describing his bike - quality.

A 100 carrot cunt.

[Trumo]

Bay lifts

Communal garden

 

In place of what?

 

Common or garden.

[Paulie Dangerously]

For all intensive purposes this thread is chomping at the bit

[Saucepan]

Potato, Tomato

[Saucepan]

A malapropism (also called a Dogberryism) is the use of an incorrect word in place of a word with a similar sound, resulting in a nonsensical, often humorous utterance. An example is Yogi Berra's statement: "Texas has a lot of electrical votes," rather than "electoral votes".

[Remmie]

Ricky of Trailer Park boys is the king of Malproprisms.

 

What's goes around is all around

Get 2 birds stoned at once

Through denial and error

[cloggypop]

A malapropism (also called a Dogberryism) is the use of an incorrect word in place of a word with a similar sound, resulting in a nonsensical, often humorous utterance. An example is Yogi Berra's statement: "Texas has a lot of electrical votes," rather than "electoral votes".

 

From Mrs Malaprop in the Sheridan play The Rivals

[TheHowieLama]

Yogi once said "Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical",

 

He also said "Half of the lies they tell about me are not true".

 

He was brilliant with the fractions.

[littletedwest]

There's no stigmata to being stupid nowadays

[Bobby Hundreds]

Close but no shergar

[polymerpunkah]

Ricky of Trailer Park boys is the king of Malproprisms.

 

What's goes around is all around

Get 2 birds stoned at once

Through denial and error

[Captain Turdseye]

King Emlyn in the UKIP thread.

 

"That's no mean feet."

 

Probably autocorrect to be fair.