Other football

[Jairzinho]

Do Switzerland have a played called Ebola?

[Section_31]

Cometh the hour, cometh the man.

[Jairzinho]

Properly embarrassing shit from Clivoooooooooonnnnnneeeeyyyyy.

[magicrat]

Do Switzerland have a played called Ebola?

I thinks so .I hope he swaps shirts with Rooney at the end

[King Emlyn]

Fair play to Rooney it's certainly an achievement whichever way you look at it. I think Owen would have broken it a long time ago were it not for injuries.

[Strontium]

Not a Rooney fan obviously, but hard not to be amused that England's record goalscorer is a Scouser.

[manwiththestick]

Fuck him. One world cup goal in three tournaments. Penalties against San Marino and Switzerland to get him over the line. The fact he's Englands all time leading goalscorer says more about the shitness of English football than it does about the greatness of Wayne Rooney.

[Lightforce]

Edit: manwiththestick pretty much covered what I was going to say

[King Emlyn]

Jimmy Greaves bagged 44 from just 57 caps, must have been some striker him.

[King Emlyn]

Gerd Muller 68 goals from 62 caps for West Germany. Wowee

[Jairzinho]

Scored as many goals in World Cups as Heskey.

[King Emlyn]

Muller is the only International goalscorer with an average of more than a goal a game. In German football he scored 449 goals in 484 games. The fuck?....he's still alive, can we sign him.

[Russ Atmosphere]

[Russ Atmosphere]

[Russ Atmosphere]

[King Emlyn]

The budgie has won his group. He will talk about this until the day he dies.

[King Emlyn]

The budgie asking everybody to spare a thought for Bobby Charlton and says that his goals came from midfield and didn't include penalties so he probably thinks he still holds the record. Just another example of his glorious man management.

[thompsonsnose]

Were England playing?

[Section_31]

Fuck him. One world cup goal in three tournaments. Penalties against San Marino and Switzerland to get him over the line. The fact he's Englands all time leading goalscorer says more about the shitness of English football than it does about the greatness of Wayne Rooney.

Hard to disagree with that, never done it where it counts and never pulled up for that fact. The only reason he beat the record is the dearth of rivals for a starting place and the fact Everton threw him up front when he was bout 12 because they were so shite so he was fired into the public eye quicker than most.

 

I'm not someone who won't give credit just because you play for the mancs, I thought Beckham was boss at what he did, but this blert is the biggest myth in football.

[Barrington Womble]

Hard to disagree with that, never done it where it counts and never pulled up for that fact. The only reason he beat the record is the dearth of rivals for a starting place and the fact Everton threw him up front when he was bout 12 because they were so shite so he was fired into the public eye quicker than most.

 

I'm not someone who won't give credit just because you play for the mancs, I thought Beckham was boss at what he did, but this blert is the biggest myth in football.

He peaked in Euro 2004. Been all down hill since.

[Russ Atmosphere]

[King Emlyn]

Hard to disagree with that, never done it where it counts and never pulled up for that fact..

Just has been on a SSN interview, as ever with the media, they build you up and then....

 

EDIT: misheard it he was actually told that the majority of his goals had come in competitive games.

[Lario]

Robbie Keane > Wayne Rooney.

[Gym Beglin]

Old Trafford is going to be excruciating this weekend.

[Lario]

Van Gaal, the fucking nut job, will probably drop him.