The Ailment thread

[mattyq]

Soup, crisps and a banana. I'll have a look online for gallbladder issues though, ta.

There might have been a deadly Brazilian spider hiding in the banana and now it's in your stomach stinging the fuck out of you and giving you Ebola

[Mook]

There might have been a deadly Brazilian spider hiding in the banana and now it's in your stomach stinging the fuck out of you and giving you Ebola

Just when I didn't think I could feel any worse.

[Champ]

Was it a fatty meal? Could be gallbladder. Yours, Quincy. MD.

The girl's right. A stitch in your shoulder can indicate gall bladder problems.

 

Neeeext....

[Mook]

I'm going to the doctors tomorrow, all the symptoms sound like a gallbladder problem.

 

Magic.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

The girl's right. A stitch in your shoulder can indicate gall bladder problems.

 

Neeeext....

 

I thought that was a stitch in time?

[Champ]

I'm going to the doctors tomorrow, all the symptoms sound like a gallbladder problem.

 

Magic.

 

You'll be lucky!

[VladimirIlyich]

"Doctor I've got a stich in my shoulder"

"?

Doctor 'Sew.'

[Carvalho Diablo]

Ouch !

 

[General Dryness]

"Not only have I got a thumping headache, I've lost my fucking knife as well. Haven't seen it, have you?"

[Mook]

You'll be lucky!

 

You weren't wrong, I'd moved house & need to re-register at my local medical practice which means going in tomorrow morning & then waiting 48hrs before I can even make an appointment.

 

That's my weekend fucked, I've bought some liver & gallbladder tablets online which will hopefully help in the meantime, laughing & coughing are agony at the moment.

[Hand Shandy]

You'll be dead by then.

 

RIP YNWA etc...

[Dr Nowt]

You weren't wrong, I'd moved house & need to re-register at my local medical practice which means going in tomorrow morning & then waiting 48hrs before I can even make an appointment.

 

That's my weekend fucked, I've bought some liver & gallbladder tablets online which will hopefully help in the meantime, laughing & coughing are agony at the moment.

 

Best stick to the football forums for the time being in that case, mate.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Last week or so whenever I kneel on my left knee I get an agonising burning pain.

[Furmedge]

That's called 'proposition knee'. It's your body's way of telling you to stand the fuck up if you ever propose to your girlfriend. It hurts, but not as much as marriage.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I've got Housemaid's knee to go with my police mans heel

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Last week or so whenever I kneel on my left knee I get an agonising burning pain.

Kneel on your right knee, sorted. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

For about the last 2 months my coccyx bone gets really sore and uncomfortable when sitting for too long. The pain actually happens when I go to stand up, pissing me right off. Anybody had this? 

[VladimirIlyich]

For about the last 2 months my coccyx bone gets really sore and uncomfortable when sitting for too long. The pain actually happens when I go to stand up, pissing me right off. Anybody had this?

Take the dido out of your arse and see if that helps.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Take the dido out of your arse and see if that helps.

Maybe that's why she hasn't brought out a single for ages. 

[magicrat]

For about the last 2 months my coccyx bone gets really sore and uncomfortable when sitting for too long. The pain actually happens when I go to stand up, pissing me right off. Anybody had this? 

Mrs Rat had it. She was pregnant at the time . 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Mrs Rat had it. She was pregnant at the time . 

Erm, I can cross that off the list. Reckon I'll speak to the doc about it after the New year. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Maybe that's why she hasn't brought out a single for ages.

Fuckin phone.

I'd keep her where she is then.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

For about the last 2 months my coccyx bone gets really sore and uncomfortable when sitting for too long. The pain actually happens when I go to stand up, pissing me right off. Anybody had this?

Sort yourself out a proper fusion for tour chair/s. I had the same problem when writing a book, which involved about six months of two 4 hour stints in an office chair. It really fucking hurt. You need to take the pressure off of it before it'll get better. After I finishes, I didn't sit at the desk for four weeks and it went. Humans just aren't built for it, I guess.

 

After a couple of months, I just made sure I walked for an hour a day at least, and added a specially cushion, and that eased it.

[Remmie]

I have had a milder version of that Pistonbroke, hope it heals and if it does let me know what you did.

[Paulie Dangerously]

TOO MUCH BEING BUMMED IN YOR COCK-SICKSES AM I RIGHT LADS????