Have a rant thread

[melons]

I once left a shitty nappy on a dog shit leavers door step. I've also left raw meat out with some laxative solution on it for the same perpetual shitter to shit all over it's owners house.

[sparta7]

I once left a shitty nappy on a dog shit leavers door step. I've also left raw meat out with some laxative solution on it for the same perpetual shitter to shit all over it's owners house.

 

Thats top class....will be walking that way tomorrow...depends how bad my day is, if its bad then theres a good chance

[VladimirIlyich]

Almost as bad as the fuckers who drive with their lights on full beam and only dip them when you're in their full glare. It's too late now you cunts, you've already burnt my fucking retinas.

 

Brilliant,this.

A big problem now though is half the cars on the road are people carriers or Chelsea tractors and those of us in normal saloons and hatchbacks have to wear sunglasses at midnight to see where we are going.

 

Its a shame Jimmy Saville's not here as he could recreate the 'Dip,Dont Dazzle' campaign of the 70s and 80s.

[lifetime fan]

Brilliant,this.

A big problem now though is half the cars on the road are people carriers or Chelsea tractors and those of us in normal saloons and hatchbacks have to wear sunglasses at midnight to see where we are going.

 

Its a shame Jimmy Saville's not here as he could recreate the 'Dip,Dont Dazzle' campaign of the 70s and 80s.

 

Or they have these fucking stupid headlights that are at least as bright as full beam if not worse.

 

If you want to fuck about like that with a motor vehicle then you are not mature enough to be in charge of one.

[jonnybastard]

People who don't control their dogs properly do my head in. It's usually an alsation or doberman that starts barking and snarling at you and the owner says "it's alright, he won't bite". Every time I've been bitten, it's been preceded by those words. It's like a fucking attack call. They smell the fear, or the shit in my pants.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Davina McCall.

 

She's a living celebration of all that is vacuous and inane. The gurning, shouty fuckwit.

 

You are 44. Stop trying to talk like someone 30 years younger than yourself and stop addressing people as "guys", you terminally irritating cunt.

[Furmedge]

Davina McCall just shouts. Oh, and be very annoying.

[Croque Monsieur]

It's the TV and general media these days. Pandering to the lowest common denominator.

 

The number of so-called 'reality' shows is utterly depressing. Cheap TV at its lowest.

 

The sad thing is, it seems the vast majority of the population lap this shit up.

 

It's only BBC4 and Radio 4 that are worth a carat. If that sounds elitist, then so be it. The rest of you gobshites can go and watch Jeremy Kyle and the rest of his fucking ilk.

[Lfc Verve]

Simon Cowell the prick

[Remmie]

People using @ as a word instead of 'at', it takes the same number of keystrokes to write so why do it unless the sole intention is to piss me off. I think Twitter has a lot to answer for in language crimes, harking back to text message language and leaving out spaces for instance #ihadabaddaybutnowiamhome&warmyay. Fucking trending. The word 'tweet'. Awful stuff.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

People using @ as a word instead of 'at', it takes the same number of keystrokes to write so why do it unless the sole intention is to piss me off. I think Twitter has a lot to answer for in language crimes, harking back to text message language and leaving out spaces for instance #ihadabaddaybutnowiamhome&warmyay. Fucking trending. The word 'tweet'. Awful stuff.

 

Amen to this.

 

I don't even know what the phrase "hash tag" means and I don't feel my life is any poorer for the lack of knowledge.

[melons]

People who smoke just outside pub doors - seriously, fuck off you smelly twats. There's a 5m rule (well there is in Wales) and i'd like to exit without inhaling your chavy stenching roll up fumes. Cunt off.

[Liverpool lad]

Well said

[Champ]

People who smoke just outside pub doors - seriously, fuck off you smelly twats. There's a 5m rule (well there is in Wales) and i'd like to exit without inhaling your chavy stenching roll up fumes. Cunt off.

That

 

And cyclists that dont obey the rules of the road and cycle through red lights or nip up onto the pavement. You're a road user or a pedestrian. Not both. You give other cyclists a bad name

 

Oh, and get some lights on when its dark. What kind of madness is that? Who's going to come off worse if a car hits you. Idiot

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Tabloid nicknames. For example, Robyn Rihanna Fenty chooses to use her middle name as a stage name. Fair enough. But who the fuck is "Riri"?

 

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Don't get me started on "Becks" and "Gerro".

[Unrighteous]

In the airport, when you walk up to the gate to have a little read before your flight and you've got to push through a massive queue of cunts that line up 20 minutes before the gate opens. Really? You realise that we all fucking arrive at the same time, right? We've got assigned seating!

 

Also in the airport, when you're getting a bite to eat before your flight and every bastard in the queue in front of you gets to the counter to order, and doesn't fucking know what they want! Are you fucking kidding me? I know what I want before I get into the line!

 

Here, they put sugar into fucking everything, and you've literally got to order everything 'without sugar'. Why the fuck is there a need to stick sweetener into all drinking products? Why does FRUIT JUICE NEED MORE FUCKING SUGAR?! What is wrong with Taiwanese?!

 

I ordered a latte the other day, and I was talking to someone next to me, so I forgot to say no sugar. I go to this fucking cafe once or twice a week... I've never wanted sugar in any drink. Why do I suddenly want a fucking sweet drink?!

 

Interestingly enough, I was at a tea shop a few months ago and I wanted a passion fruit green tea with no sugar. The lady got into a heated argument with me saying that it'd be too sour and I'll need sugar to drink it. Listen lady, I don't give a shit if I order a green tea garnished with a cat turd! Fucking give me what I order!

[Stouffer]

I am such a grumpy old grumps nowadays.

 

Grrrrrrrr.

[Section_31]

I am such a grumpy old grumps nowadays.

 

Grrrrrrrr.

 

There's a lot to be grumpy about brother. I moan a lot, but that's because everything is shit.

[Dan]

Simon Cowell the prick

 

that was one crazy rant.calm down dude

[Remmie]

I was watching TV at a mate's the other day and every channel was unbearable. The news had some tedious knitting feature, Jeremy Kyle is egregious, Channel 4 had some smug haircutted cunt presenter smirking on about something, every channel was driving me mad. I eventually watched a documentary on Meerkats and calmed down.

 

. Grumpiness.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

that was one crazy rant.calm down dude

He was stabbing an effigy of Cowell when he wrote that.

[Unrighteous]

I was just watching Californication's new episode and during the credits the usual, "JOIN US ON FACEBOOK, THEN DO THIS, THEN DO THAT, THEN LOG ON TO OUR WEBSITE, THEN THIS AND THAT..."

 

I don't give a fuck how much I like a show, I'm not looking to join all your little fucking mailing lists, and update areas so you can annoy the shit outta me forcing me to start disliking your show.

 

Just broadcast the show!

[AnnaJu14]

Snowboarders

Fuck off all of you in your stupid 'hip' clothing and 'crazy boy', 'way out there' mannerisms.

 

And yes I've just had the misfortune to spend a week dodging these bellends on the slopes.

[Guest The Chimp]

In the airport, when you walk up to the gate to have a little read before your flight and you've got to push through a massive queue of cunts that line up 20 minutes before the gate opens. Really? You realise that we all fucking arrive at the same time, right? We've got assigned seating!

 

I do that to be honest if I'm flying economy (queue up to get on the plane first) as me and the Mrs generally try and just take hand luggage on our hols. We've been on before, gone to put our bags in the overhead locker only to find that some selfish cunt has used up all their own locker space plus ours as well. Well no more sonny! Not this time!

[Champ]

On an air travel theme. What about those ones that jump out of their seats the moment the plane has landed. Where are you going? Sit down, you clowns, you aint going anywhere until they open the doors