Irrational Hatred

[Jamie-H]

Chris Waddle. Every time i hear him commentating on one of our games I wanna smash the telly. I telll ye if I saw him I would smash his fucking diamond lights out.

[manwiththestick]

Tomas Rosicky. Hate his face, added to the fact that he has done absolutley nothing of note since arriving at Arsenal yet continues to get games. Czech knobhead.

[usernameunknown]

It's not irrational at all but just wanted somewhere to put it - Real Madrid's Pepe. He's fucking evil, I've never despised a footballer as much.

[Faustus]

I can't stand that blert who hosts Football Focus. He absolutely does my swede in.

[Mr. Beast]

Bergerac. i'm pretty sure i've never even seen the programme either.

[jamespp]

Philip Cocu because he used to get picked for Barcelona & Holland every game, I'm sure he was a good player but he didn't really stand out much

[Russ Atmosphere]

Birmingham City being known as 'Blues' instead of 'The Blues', grinds my gears.

[Captain Turdseye]

Chris Waddle. Every time i hear him commentating on one of our games I wanna smash the telly. I telll ye if I saw him I would smash his fucking diamond lights out.

 

Yeah, I second this. Remember him commentating on the draw with Norwich and Suarez was getting kicked all over the place. Every single time Luis was fouled he was giving it "Well that's a dive." And "It's his own fault he never gets decisions."

 

Fuck off Waddle, you fat geordie cunt.

[Guest TK-421]

Chris Marsden.

[mni]

David Platt. Maybe not irrational but I still hate him.

[DPW]

Theo fucking Walcott

Gareth gay lord Bale

Rafa fuck off Benitez

Matt mong head Mills

Red Nick.

 

*Edit* I'm not sure of my list is in the spirit of the outline given by the OP. However I know I dont like any of them folk.

[Newport]

Fucking Scott Parker. I'm dead certain he's the kind of man that beats up his wife. I'm thrilled he's injured at the moment so I don't have to see his smug face.

 

Oh yeah!

[Unrighteous]

Mario the mentalist. I saw that photo there and didn't have my usual response of calling him a cunt for stamping on someone.

[ChrisM]

The objectives of the game should be rewritten so that stamping on Scott Parker is the fucking aim. You should get points for it.

[RedRazor]

Vernon Kay - inbred mong, Graham Norton, Alan Carr, Jonanthan Woss

 

Brussel sprouts, 'proper' mushy peas,

 

Black pudding, tripe, kidney,

 

Alcohol free lager, (just what is the point?)

 

Gareth Barry, Capello (face like a muppet), David Platt (I always think of Billy Whizz), Bryan Robson (still, after all these years),

 

All Brummies (FAST - how can they tell if someone has had a stroke?)

 

Perhaps I have too much resentment bottled up inside.

[bouncebrigade]

Eamon Holmes.

 

A fat ball of United supporting shit. Smug also. Cunt.

[satansmutt]

Alcohol free lager, (just what is the point?)

 

That's what I'm gonna call Charlie Adam from now on

[Sugar Ape]

Chris Marsden.

 

I had a dislike for him too. In fact, I hate Southampton as a whole. Francis Benali, Jo Tessem, Jason Dodd, Marian Pahars, Ken Monkou. They can all fuck off.

[IgorBiscan]

The bloke that commentates for LFC TV. Smug as hell.

[lostinspace1970]

This one....she talks like she might be game for taking it up the tradesmans entrance but I reckon she wouldn't

 

 

and as for these smug cnuts.....aaaaaaaaa-fucking- aaaaaaahhhhhhh

 

[lostinspace1970]

lots may disagree but this one.....

 

[mypost]

Aidy Boothroyd.

 

It's that first name that pisses me off most. No such name, just a shit press attempt at shortening one.

[Malarkey]

Gareth Barry, Theo Walcott and Linvoy fucking Primus.

[fowler9]

This isn't a completely irrational hatred but seems the right place to put this

 

For the past two weeks I have been working with a fella who seemed a decent bloke, not the sort I'd spend too much time chatting to but reasonable enough until this afternoon when I found out he was a Man United fan and immediately decided he was an utter cunt in my book ignoring the fact he seemed alright up to this point (that is the part I link to being irrational).

 

I think the reason this surprised me is because normally you could spot a Man United fan a mile off without even seeing them speak about football as generally they seem to be every single aspect of cunt.

 

Anyway my new found hatred was later justified as he started spouting off about how they are in advanced negotiations to re-sign Ronaldo and that it is in all the news, that'd be the daily fucking star then

[Bjornebye]

southampton

 

well it's not irrational because ive lived in portsmouth for years but even so, scummer cunts