Best Quote of the Season

[AngryOfTuebrook]

As an obvious antidote to the "Worst Quote" thread, we need one of these (which, I predict, will be a Woy-free zone).

 

I'll kick off with

 

"This case has nothing to do with Texas."

[fowler9]

"Kenny, Roy has been sacked would you like the Liverpool job?"

[Paulie Dangerously]

“If they love me then it's only half as much as I love them.”

[2005]

Steve Bruce: "I get 'fat head' at Liverpool, 'Elephant Man' at Manchester City and 'Mr Potato Head' at West Brom. Is there something wrong with my head or something?"

[Trumo]

I did not come on her to be fucked at

 

Lolesma.

[Soup]

"We are grateful for Roy's efforts over the past six months, but both parties thought it in the best interests of the club that he stand down from his position as team manager. We wish him all the best for the future."

[Guest The Chimp]

Any of the following by Grabbo sticking it to those horrible cunts.

 

"A grotesque parody of the truth".

Lord Grabiner, QC dismisses the allegation of a conspiracy involving RBS board members and RBS.

 

“The owners’ behaviour conclusively demonstrates just how incorrigible they are.

Lord Grabiner, QC

 

The proceedings brought in Dallas are abusive, vexatious and oppressive.”

Lord Grabiner, QC

 

"This is unconscionable behaviour of the worst possible kind and they are probably sitting there giggling."

Lord Grabiner, QC lays into Hicks and Gillett

 

"They concealed the fact because they are now anxious to secure for themselves a second bite of the cherry from that famous jurisdiction, the Dallas County Court"

Lord Grabiner, QC's withering assessment of the Dallas County Court. Note the stinging sarcasm.

 

“If it were not such a serious matter, it would be a joke.”

Lord Grabiner, QC on Hicks and Gillett's decision to obtain an injunction from a Texas Court

[King Emlyn]

Steve Bruce: "I get 'fat head' at Liverpool, 'Elephant Man' at Manchester City and 'Mr Potato Head' at West Brom. Is there something wrong with my head or something?"

The winner

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Steve Bruce: "I get 'fat head' at Liverpool, 'Elephant Man' at Manchester City and 'Mr Potato Head' at West Brom. Is there something wrong with my head or something?"

 

I'd like to see the quote that beats this one. I can't wait.

 

Fat headed cunt.

[TheHitman]

A lot of the stuff from Fat Sams twiiter account is up there.

 

Also I am not sure if this should be in the best or the worst. The comments from Sam Alladyce "if I was at Real or Inter I would be winning doubles every year" for comedy effect had me in stitches.

 

I actually believe Sam Alladyces twitter account is true and he devised a master plan to throw people off the scent by trying to take his own twitter account out.

[fast eddie]

NESVs David Chivers, after the Texas injunction:

"The owners, from beyond the grave, are seeking to exercise with their dead hand a continuing grip on this company. This is simply not acceptable".

[Hermes]

"Maybe next time I try to sign less players and go for more quality" - Rafa Benitez.

 

The penny has finally dropped.

[dirk grout]

'OK, I'll admit it, I'm a total cunt' - Hermes

[michaelgordon]

Steve Bruce: "I get 'fat head' at Liverpool, 'Elephant Man' at Manchester City and 'Mr Potato Head' at West Brom. Is there something wrong with my head or something?"

 

he never said this, did he

[Guest PurpleNose]

"£50m."

[Dan Vito Corleone]

"Hicks minor."

[cartman]

"My dedication to this club is exactly the same since the day I arrived"

-Fernando Torres

[Kevin D]

Lolesma.

 

I thin that's the best line I've read on the forum. In the real world, probably Kenny's response to whether he was worried about risking his legacy by taking the job; to paraphrase, "I'd be more worried about risking my legacy if I didn't take the job."

 

It was a brilliant and succinct summation of how truly iconic figures think.

[Kevin D]

"If taking senior players at this football club into dark rooms and vigorously rubbing my fingers at them is wrong, then I don't want to be right"

 

- Rafael Benitez during showdown talks with Itallian supremo Massimo Moratti.

[Anny Road]

“Today was a famous victory because we hadn’t won more than once away in the whole of 2010,”

after beating Bolton 0-1

Hodgson.

[Megadrive Man]

Nobody's mentioned

 

'White liquid in a bottle has to be milk'

 

Can't remember who said it though?

[ngogswilly]

"Nobody could get anymore out of these players"

 

Wouldn't be arsed looking it up but didnt Hodgson say that.

[Red and White]

It was an epic swindle

[Funkasy]

I said it in the other tread but can put it here to.

 

Anything Lionel Messi Can Do, Joe Cole Can Do Better – Steven Gerrard

[Heinze]

"PELANTY! "