Fake boobies

[Liverpool lad]

STOP FANNYING ABOUT AND PUT SOME FUCKING PICTURES UP

[melons]

Whole thread of links to them here

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-general-forum/62-original-porn-linklist.html

 

you can rep me when you've got your vision back.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Two pages and no pictures? On this of all topics?

 

Legal question for you SM. I think I have it correct that you're a solicitor.

 

Say some low life individual had an ex who allowed him to take pictures of her fake tits in public using his camera. Around four years after the special day he decides to upload the titty pic* to the internet for a gang of virgins to look at.

 

By some weird chain of events she finds out (extremely unlikely given she has zero interest in the theme of the website in question and the ex couple rarely speak) and goes balistic and threatens all kinds of nasty things ranging from castration to appearances in court.

 

Where would this disgrace of a man stand legally?

 

*He would probably go to the trouble of blurring out her face so that it's not an easy ID.

[Steve Holt]

Linsey Dawn McKenzie's boobs used to look like this:

 

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Now some people prefer small tits, but to me those are utterly perfect.

 

Then she had them reduced:

 

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Now they look like this:

 

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Now what I didn't know was that after having the fucking perfect tit reduced and made a mockery of, she recently decided she missed having bigger tits and got fucking implants. The daft cow mutilated herself for no reason at all. Now they just look awful.

[Remmie]

If a good job is done on them, let's play cricket. And then have a go on a lovely pair of norks.

[The Special One]

[dirty_sanchez]

Most of this lot wouldn't want to know me if it wasn't for my chest size.

 

Melons, I respect you as a human being. You are more than the sum of what hangs from your chest.

[Trumo]

 

I look at that, and somehow all I can think of is

 

[Guest davelfc]

Fake boobs, a normal size and covered with baby oil are a real pleasure.

[TheBitch]

I wonder how TheBitch is getting on. Probably like a pissed clown desperately searching for his two favourite balloons.

 

Ha ha, I surpassed even my own expectations with this one. Few glasses of wine and job done. Fake boobies are a must if you haven't sampled these joyous things before. Although I think the silicone has affected her brain, she's still a fucking needy, clingy douche who texts all manner of shit to me.

 

Take a hint. It's your fakes I want!!!

 

 

Legal question for you SM. I think I have it correct that you're a solicitor.

 

Say some low life individual had an ex who allowed him to take pictures of her fake tits in public using his camera. Around four years after the special day he decides to upload the titty pic* to the internet for a gang of virgins to look at.

 

By some weird chain of events she finds out (extremely unlikely given she has zero interest in the theme of the website in question and the ex couple rarely speak) and goes balistic and threatens all kinds of nasty things ranging from castration to appearances in court.

 

Where would this disgrace of a man stand legally?

 

*He would probably go to the trouble of blurring out her face so that it's not an easy ID.

 

I'd like an answer to this question.

 

*stares at message inbox, again*

[Lurtz]

The Sex is obviously dead.

 

RIP Alan etc.

[melons]

Ha ha, I surpassed even my own expectations with this one. Few glasses of wine and job done. Fake boobies are a must if you haven't sampled these joyous things before. Although I think the silicone has affected her brain, she's still a fucking needy, clingy douche who texts all manner of shit to me.

 

Take a hint. It's your fakes I want!!!

 

 

 

 

I'd like an answer to this question.

 

*stares at message inbox, again*

 

I don't know if i should rep you for getting your hands on a pair of fakes or neg you for landing a clingy douche. Do you lads never learn?

[TheBitch]

I don't know if i should rep you for getting your hands on a pair of fakes or neg you for landing a clingy douche. Do you lads never learn?

 

Melons, do not fret, she won't have a space in my phone for long. It's a temp measure, she's a proper douche, a girly douche who gets right on my curls with every stupid text. The fakes are keeping me interested, until the next fakes come along. I give you my word.

[Torvald Utne]

Disgusting, I've touched a pair and they feel just like they look.

 

How could you say no...

 

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Instant turn off. You get those weird crinkles, nipples in wrong places, scars all over the shop, the implant hanging unnaturally when on all fours...gross, gross gross gross gross.

[The Dude Abides]

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Sexy.

[Guest ShoePiss]

It looks like they used a bonnet from model vw beetle. I like that she looks pissed off too, you'd have to be with those.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Disgusting, I've touched a pair and they feel just like they look.

 

How could you say no...

 

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Instant turn off. You get those weird crinkles, nipples in wrong places, scars all over the shop, the implant hanging unnaturally when on all fours...gross, gross gross gross gross.

 

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[JohnnyH]

A thread name like this, and it took until page 3 to get a picture of a pair of tits? Shame on you. Shame on you all.

[Strontium]

Plastic surgery - when science meets art

 

 

 

 

[Carradona]

Got this 'sort-of' friend on Facebook who keeps putting pictures up. Anyway, I'm letting yo guys decide whether or not you think these bad boys are "ricky lakers"?

 

[Juniper]

Got this 'sort-of' friend on Facebook who keeps putting pictures up. Anyway, I'm letting yo guys decide whether or not you think these bad boys are "ricky lakers"?

 

 

Not fake, too much droop and bra supported in them photos to be fake.

 

I bet if that bra was removed in those photos they'd be down to her ankles.

 

Real in my view.

[Cortinaman666]

I remember one night going to an all night garage for some cigs after having consumed a shitload of beer. As I approached, a young lady came out and her tits looked amazing, so I told her "Your tits look amazing" and instead of slapping me she thanked me and said she'd just had them done. I did the natural thing and asked what they felt like, and she granted me a go on them. It was ace. Another girl then approached and took great umbrage at this as she claimed hers were "well better" and were all real so I ended up stood on a garage forecourt with a lovely fake tit in one hand and a lovely real one in the other. It's the only thing I remember about that night. A happy moment.

[Guest ShoePiss]

I reckon they could easily be fake, are there any pictures of her laying down? Fake ones will just sit there as large as before but a natural pair will spread and have a much lower profile.

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[WaltonRed]

Real Cain, take the top off they'd droop but still a cracking pair of tits!

[Unrighteous]

Girls need to learn how to take better self-pics...

 

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On a fake boobie related note, I hooked up with a girl a few months ago that had fakes and they were a really, really bad job. I mean... REALLY bad... One looked under muscle and one looked over... one drooped one didn't... I tried not to say anything, and I tried to focus, but I just couldn't 'finish'.