James Corden football show tonight on ITV

[Tepid water]

Is there a more gut wrenchingly puke inducing twat in the world than James Corden?

 

Smug, self satisfied, not funny.

 

I see him and I want to attack him with a baseball bat.

 

Your thoughts on this lovely man?

[Antynwa]

If I was clinically obese I'd be funnier than this fucking joker.

[Hooch]

Is there more pointless hate in the world than on this forum?

[RedKnight]

Living on his reputation as a loud, fat man and that Sport Relief skit he did. One of those people who is definitely over exposed. Fat twat.

[Pidge]

He's an okay actor who's been let off the leash and seems to think he's the lads-mag equivalent of Ricky Gervais. Gavin and Stacey was good, but well overrated. The characters became caricatures of themselves within episodes rather than series and you always knew when one would say "Tidy" or the Essex clan would repeat themselves... if it wasn't for the genuinely endearing Rob Brydon that show would have been seen for what it is.

 

I saw the trailer for the sketch show and thought the joke was okay, funnier most sketch shows at the time. Then I saw five minutes of the show and realised it was the only joke they have. Yes, he is overweight...

 

anyway, if you could remove one of him or JLC from the planet which would you go for?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

No.

[gkmacca]

anyway, if you could remove one of him or JLC from the planet which would you go for?

 

I'd find a way to remove both.

[Carradona]

What is JLC?

[RedKnight]

Just Lick Cunt.

[Voltaire]

Actually seems like a nice bloke. Funny, erudite - can imagine having a laugh in the boozer with him.

 

If James Corden's doesn't raise a smile then you are one miserable cunt.*

 

*Except his sketch show, Horne and Corden, which was beyond terrible.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

They make mops and scissors that can rip through cans and stuff.

[Voltaire]

Here's a challenge. All you bell ends who jump into a thread and join in clapping with the retards... post names of people you actually respect. Go on. Beyond the immortals - no Bill Hicks, no footballers connected to Liverpool. Musicians, comedians.. Let us see how you measure up, you miserable cunts.

 

Baddiel and Skinner

Bill Hicks

Mark Kermode

Ian McEwan

bored now

[Pidge]

What is JLC?

 

Justin Lee Collins.

[gkmacca]

A sharp smack to Patrick Stewart, by the way for ballsing up a perfectly good chance to put Cordon in his place. That wasn't making it so, you bald Yorkshire bastard! Fecking amateur!

 

 

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[Carradona]

Corden was quality as Smithy in Gavin & Stacey, but has been shite in everything else. Proper media whore now. He's even making an appearance in Doctor Who tonight, I think.

[RedKnight]

Yeah he is, luckily Matt Smith outweighs (not literally obviously) Corden. Peter Kay was in Doctor Who too, so it's obviously a magnet for fat flavour of the month comedians.

[Randy Marsh]

He is a professional twat.

 

His whole act is now based on being fat and larey. Everything he does seems to be a spoof on something with the whole "joke" being that he's a fat bastard. I used to find him pallatable but he just annoys me now, he's suddenly become quite heavily involved in televised sport in this country which means I see alot more of him than I want to.

 

Last week when Redknapp was getting interviewd on SSN about Rafa, the fat tosser was pratting about in the background making a total arse of himself. It just wasn't funny at all, I was embarrased for him. Not doubting the man may have talent (not that I have ever watched Gavin and Stacey, and that Horne and Cordon was crap) , but he's become a right tit now. It's all a based around his obesity. Funny as a one off, but it's been massively overkilled now.

[Tepid water]

Yeah he is, luckily Matt Smith outweighs (not literally obviously) Corden. Peter Kay was in Doctor Who too, so it's obviously a magnet for fat flavour of the month comedians.

 

Comedian is stretching it a bit don't you think?

[RedKnight]

Not the only time something being stretched is mentioned about those two.

 

BOOM!

[WaltonRed]

I think he's funny.

[gkmacca]

 

Last week when Redknapp was getting interviewd on SSN about Rafa, the fat tosser was pratting about in the background making a total arse of himself. It just wasn't funny at all.

 

Yes, I saw that and wanted to punch him. Even Redknapp, who knew it was hardly a lighthearted subject for Liverpool fans, looked a bit rattled. And all of that 'West 'Aaaam' crap he comes out with - he's a middle class boy from bloody Buckinghamshire! Perfect mascot for Ingerlund, I guess.

[Ginny]

A sharp smack to Patrick Stewart, by the way for ballsing up a perfectly good chance to put Cordon in his place. That wasn't making it so, you bald Yorkshire bastard! Fecking amateur!

 

 

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Patrick Stuart got owned there.

[goatboy59]

To paraphrase Julie Burchill, it must have been a windy day the sound of Bow Bells blew all the way to High Wycombe.

[R Kid]

For the record he's also putting an appearance in on Dr Who as well this evening.

 

I thought he started of as a decent bloke but since his success on Gavin and Stacy I feel he believes his own hype a bit too much, and now he isn't really all that funny.

 

He seems to think he has the midas touch and everything he does must be funny as fuck but in reality it really aint.

[Welsh]

I despise James Corden.

 

Liked him when he was in Gavin & Stacey, but now he is on everytime you turn the telly on.

 

Fat cunt.