Possible urban myths you heard in school

[Guest davelfc]

I can smash a myth right here.

 

A friend of mine, let's call him Marl had an unfortunate experience in class. We were 12 and in English, Marl had discovered that he could 'fart at will' just summon them when he wanted and was drawing some attention for this skill.

 

As his gasses ran out Marl had to force them a little more, until of course the inevitable happened and he shit himself quite badly. The poor lad had the runny shits and the farts were just the advanced warning.

 

He had to go home, change schools and his family even moved afterwards. I can still see the steam coming from the chair he was sat on.

[Fink]

and fink, dont know when you went to deyes, but clive upton (or frank sidebottom) that was scary

 

Finished 6th form in 93.

[Faustus]

Haha I remember that. What about a certain RE teacher who was on a trip abroad and was meant to have got a massage off one of the girls on it. Never found out if that was true or not. reckon it was though! He's snuffed it now him

 

McDermott's brown bread now is he, Dan?

 

Fucking hell- I remember going to France on a daytrip with the school in year 7, and he was one of the teachers supervising it. He got bevvied and a few of us carry crates of ale from the ferry and onto the coach. He took his sleeping bag with him as well and got it out and kipped in the aisle down the back of the coach where we were all sat. Was pretty funny seeing him getting sweets and crisps chucked at him while he was asleep.

[Fowlers God]

There was a well fit PE teacher (Female) at our School called Miss Pinks. She was slim athletic and blond, she had massive Knockers and was engaged to a proffesional Rugby player at the time, and was not long out of uni.

 

Well The Gods honest truth, me and a few of the lads that played a sport in a well known game all went up town. She was up town this night and was legless. she was all over the shop and me being me after a bit of egging on from the lads started to chat her up. After a while she was getting very emotional and was crying ect cause her fella had been signed for a foreign team and she didnt want to move with him. Any way one thing le dto another and she had her tounge down me throat for the rest of the night. I tried it on with her after I walked bher back but she wernt having none of it and was crying even more cause she felt bad for kissing me.

 

Well the next monday at school it was round like fire that i had shagged this teacher in the toilets of the nightclub and everything. She later quit and moved to paris with her fella.

 

My little bro goes to that school now and he came over to watch the telly at mine on Sat around 12:45 and he told me about this lad that went to his school years ago that got a blow job under the table in a club in town while his mates filmed it on a camera.

 

 

How the story has changed somewhat.

Brilliant.

[harryo63]

there was a lad at my school who was one of the first test tube babies. i still see him in the pub now and again and his nickname is still test tube baby to this day

[hamstrung]

The cheerleader coach, she was alright but not dead fit, .

 

Our cheerleading coach was a right pig.

[fruitbat]

Finished 6th form in 93.

 

i did a years sixth form and left in 91 to serve queen and country in the raf, my brother would have left in 93 (i dont think he did sixth form)

[IronSpy]

Weird drama teacher used to get the kids to lie down and play sleeping lions, walk around the room with a metre rule and lift the girls skirts. I definately happened, my friend's cousin's best mates sister was in the class when it happened, everyone knows that.

[Cardie]

I can smash a myth right here.

 

A friend of mine, let's call him Marl had an unfortunate experience in class. We were 12 and in English, Marl had discovered that he could 'fart at will' just summon them when he wanted and was drawing some attention for this skill.

 

As his gasses ran out Marl had to force them a little more, until of course the inevitable happened and he shit himself quite badly. The poor lad had the runny shits and the farts were just the advanced warning.

 

He had to go home, change schools and his family even moved afterwards. I can still see the steam coming from the chair he was sat on.

 

Where did you move too?

[Wor Horse]

there was a lad at my school who was one of the first test tube babies. i still see him in the pub now and again and his nickname is still test tube baby to this day

 

That's you that is.

[cosmo]

PE teacher in my old school was nailing a student. PE teacher was married to English teacher, and student's mum and Dad were RE teachers at the same school. PE teacher gets student pregnant, wife finds out, students parents find out. PE teacher gets divorced, shacks up with student, forced to leave school, and rest of teachers leave also.

 

True story.

 

Maricourt?

if so then not quite true, her mum was a RE teacher her dad was not and both still worked at the school for a few years after

[TheBitch]

We went to Menai with school and there was the tale of the ghost with the wooden leg who used to haunt the corridors. The ghosts name was peg leg and you could hear his peg leg trotting up the corridors.

[Melchett]

I remember believing with complete conviction that oriental lasses "lady gardens" went sideways.

[LFC Brian]

We had a teacher in her late 30s/early 40s and she did sem a bit filthy but apparently she transferred to our school because she got shagged by one of the 6th formers in Cardinal Heenan

 

We had another two teachers ..they were both Welsh and she was fit as fuck that were apparently shagging and when we done out annual charity walk one year they are supposed to have sloped off somewhere together for a quick shag

 

Had a lad in my year who another lad who went to his primary school and claimed to have seen his medical records and it said he was impotent - so he was called floppy for 5 years ..oh and I seem to recall him being called Ghost ?? Lack of blood or something equally as childish

 

Oh and Every year we would have a joint disco with St John Bosco and EVERY time the rumour would go round that Purple Aki was outside/on the roof etc ...mass panic would ensue becase everyone thought they were gonna get PA carved in their arse cheeks

[LFC Brian]

I remember believing with complete conviction that oriental lasses "lady gardens" went sideways.

 

hhahahahahaha yeah that was one ..I actually went out with an oriental girl when I was about 14 and when I fingered her on the View (classy) I dispelled the Myth

[Preston Red]

An urban myth from our school was about a big fat bird teacher who taught maths. The rumour was that she'd been in jazz mags when she was in her 20s and she piled on the weight to disguise herself when she became a teacher. But all things do come back to haunt you as one day, in her previous school before ours, she walked into the classroom to find her clam plastered all over the blackboard. She came to our school which was in the next village. Thick bitch.

 

I've never seen the alleged pictures but I remember she got upset when our class idiot asked her if she'd been in porno mags. A sure sign for us it was true.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

An urban myth from our school was about a big fat bird teacher who taught maths. The rumour was that she'd been in jazz mags when she was in her 20s and she piled on the weight to disguise herself when she became a teacher. But all things do come back to haunt you as one day, in her previous school before ours, she walked into the classroom to find her clam plastered all over the blackboard. She came to our school which was in the next village. Thick bitch.

 

I've never seen the alleged pictures but I remember she got upset when our class idiot asked her if she'd been in porno mags. A sure sign for us it was true.

The Prosecution rests.

[odris]

I remember in my junior school every now and then a rumor would go around that the scruffs from Cannibal Farm were on the senior school roof across the field on motorbikes and they were coming to fight us all, probably the reason why i begun watching "3 Ninjas" every couple of days "Rocky LOVES Emily!".

[Joe Le Taxi]

This year 10 *allegedly* Spidermanned his sister who was in year 8. He had to leave the school the stick he got was that bad. His sister never confirmed it was true. However, she never denied it. So to us, it was true.

[odris]

This year 10 *allegedly* Spidermanned his sister who was in year 8. He had to leave the school the stick he got was that bad. His sister never confirmed it was true. However, she never denied it. So to us, it was true.

 

Kissing your own sister while hanging upside down is just sick.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Kissing your own sister while hanging upside down is just sick.

 

Spiderman

 

When a guy cums in his hand and then flings the cum like Spidey shooting webs in a girls face.

"I jerked off,then snuck up on my girlfriend so i could spiderman that shit all over her."

[odris]

I know mate, i was joking.

[Unrighteous]

Spiderman

 

When a guy cums in his hand and then flings the cum like Spidey shooting webs in a girls face.

"I jerked off,then snuck up on my girlfriend so i could spiderman that shit all over her."

 

Never heard of that one. That'll definitely cause some relationship issues.

[Sugar Ape]

A rumour went around my junior school one year saying that Fraggles (from fraggle rock) lived in some old abandoned train tunnels by where a lot of us lived. Some lad reckoned he had seen one! We all believed him and one night after school, we all bounced down to try and find them. Never did like

 

So you've always been gullible and believed in mad theories from a young age then?

[silverlining]

So you've always been gullible and believed in mad theories from a young age then?

 

Hahahah! Poor old ginny