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  1. thats crap, it was meant to be a mr t action figure - real life super hero i dont like these new laptop thingies, i prefered the vic 20
  2. file:///C:/Users/user/Pictures/Mr.%20T%201.JPG quit yo jibba jabba
  3. up round my way (melling, lydiate, maghull and ormskirk) most of the pubs have one or two local real ale on handpump lot better than that gassy water tasting lager
  4. just voted and he's taken the lead 47.4% to henrys 46.3 both go through though to some final vote
  5. do a pub tour of the country, take in sights such as: whitby were bram stoker wrote dracula old man and scythe in bolton, were the earl of derby spent his last night before having his head lopped off by cromwell due to war crimes the scotch piper in lydiate (north liverpool just south of southport), used to be called the old oak tree but changed its name after a jacobite ended up there after the battle of preston the ship and mitre in liverpool all round great pub, plus would give you a chance to watch a match if you can get tickets
  6. do you like circuses smokinstu yeah i like circuses do you like circuses captain turdseye i do do you like circuses bjornebye oh i like them do you like circuses lifetime fan i like circuses yeah bunch of clints
  7. i wear a poppy i have no problem with it, its not a fashion statement, it reminds me that my great grandfather went to fight at the somme, one of my grandfathers nearly died in tobruk, my other grandfathers lancaster bomber was shot down over holland my dad never got to meet him, my grandmother was trapped in a building that was bombed, my friends dad was killed in the falklands, i served between the two iraq wars, but saw friends die during so called peace times, i spent alot of time in the balkens (those images wont go), a friend died during his marines training when a underlying heart problem kicked in when he was in the water tunnel. i were it to remember what has happened, what could have happened and and what i've lost and mostly to say thanks that fact that if we werent wearing poppies, we would probably not be allowed to voice our reasons so freelly, and probably be speaking german
  8. right brain, i dont like you and you dont like me, so lets just do this test and i'll get back to killing you with beer -------------------------------------------- after crashing his car homer is being questioned by the police lou: where were you tonight sir homers brain: dont tell him you were at mo's homer: pornography, i was at a pornography shop homers brain: thats it, i'm outta here
  9. johnny metgod vs west ham josimar vs northern ireland, then poland in the next game what???????? it didnt say just liverpool goals
  10. the prohibition episode homer: we're going out marge, if we are not back later avenge our deaths marge: ok later in episode homer: going out,avenge deaths
  11. just dont try streaking down main street, i ended up in the cells 3 nights in a row after getting caught by the local fuzz, it was lucky i was good mates with the raf police sgt, kept getting me off by telling them i would be punished by them all i had to do was buy a round in their bar for 20 of them, back then 38p a bottle of becks, i thought that was a fair deal
  12. lived there for 3 years in the mid to late 90's and have been back 4 times since its a place you will either hate or take to if you do go the pubs are great, try the gib mile, you have an hour to visit 10 pubs tied at ankle of your mate and you have to drink a pint and shot between you at each pub, its not as easy as it seems the record is only 18 minutes, not set by me i only manged 26 minutes, one chuck in the old rock en route, the pubs are great, down by the marina they have reclaimed alot of land and put an new area but i prefered sticking to main street, and the road behind, the 3 owls was a place to meet before moving on to buccaneers, the old rock i believe is no more for a decent pub lunch try the horseshoe, decent roast beef sunday dinner and fish and chips (biancas at the marina is also a good fish and chips haunt) if you got to the three roses up the back road, scottish pub but i realise the irony, and ian is still running it there tell him scouse and woz send their regards, my old liverpool shirt should still be on the wall and if you see a phot of norman hunterand tony calvert im stood to their left. all i'll say is enjoy
  13. two favourite scenes from 2 seperate episodes: firstly, homer on a runaway monorail, marge: "homer i have someone here who can help you" homer: "is it batman?" marge: "no its a scientist" homer: "batmans a scientist" marge: "its not batman" secondly, homer takes over barts american football team homer: "you cut, you cut, you cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, the rest of you 3 laps of the field, apart from you, you and you all cut, right go, dont worry todd you dont have to do 3 laps" todd: "yay" homer: "cut" that joke carries on through the end credits, to the point homer says shushy girl cut i have to admit i prefer futurama
  14. two films come to mind, i have to admit i started watching them but turned them off after 15 mins super mario bros - big bob hoskins let down freejack (i think) - emilio estevez and mick jagger, complete pants
  15. cant believe that rodman has only been mentioned once or twice he might be a cross dressing freak, but he could hit 3 points constantly through the game, as well as be on top for defensive blocks time and time again plus he's the only player to win back to back championships with two teams (pistons and bulls)
  16. michael howard is a reds fan, which is why he tore boris johnson a new one when he slagged the city
  17. if you've seen that goal, thomas tells nerlinho to take the corner on about 6 occasions over 3-4 minutes, and when he finally puts it over he blew just before zico headed home, the game finished 1-1 i remember a similar incident happening to us in 94, ruddock took ages to take a freekick just outside the area in the last minute against sheff utd, so the ref just blew while he was in his run, sorry, jog up my personal hated desicion was in the 07 athens, when that fat german blew the final whistle with 40 odd seconds remaining and milan all over the place i think thats when the rule was change to a minimum injury time to suit the mancs
  18. thanks for the info and as for the "search funtion" i did, and not being very pc/computer/internet literate i ended up with a picture of honor blackman, gave up after that because the kettle boiled
  19. as i cant really be arse going to the cinema or getting dvd out, i usually wait till they are on the telly but i noticed after watching iron man the other night that at the very end there is a link to the avengers i've also heard one film finished with the discovery of thors hammer, it wasnt the thor film now i'm wondering if there are other marvel films with these endings, that are linked to the new avengers film due soon?
  20. angels and demons completely different from the book, different characters, different scenes, different deaths and a completely different plot i have never been more dissapointed in a film
  21. i've suffered from hayfever since i was eight, and to show how long ago that was my first bad hayfever day was when bryan robson scored after 23 seconds in spain i use certizine/zirtek (same drug different manufacturers) and if that doesnt work then piriton, although they knocks me like a anti-depressant there are also sodium cromoglite eye drops and fluxonaise spray i've found putting vaseline around my nasal passage lessens the effects and when i'm having a sneezing fit i shove my face into a basin of cold water and somtimes snort the water (drastic but it rinses the nose out) my all time favourite is getting pissed on cider, dont know why but i feel a hell of a lot better after drinking the stuff (doesnt work with beer though)
  22. the wife will be in bits, she loves the reacher books, but has complete hatred of tom cruise best keep this quiet for a bit as it will spoil her holibobs
  23. tarantino is pure class but the only thing that disappoints me is that he never got round to making the resevior dogs/pulp fiction prequel it was meant to be about vic vega (mr blonde) and vincent vega in their early years when they worked in amsterdam for marcellus but because of other commitments, and the fact marsden and travolta aged to a point they couldnt play their younger selves it was shelved
  24. i'm out on the ale with him tomorrow (not gray but my mate), so i'm having him on this one
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