What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Curly]

Im now sat waiting for a takeaway breakfast

[Bjornebye]

31 minutes ago, Curly said:

Im now sat waiting for a takeaway breakfast

 

@Fugitive

 

 

 

[Curly]

Boss

[Bjornebye]

Hahahaha

[Fugitive]

2 hours ago, Curly said:

Boss

Welcome to hell.

[Curly]

6 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Welcome to hell.

Haha - aside from the bacon being not undercooked, but not cooked enough to my liking, and the egg yoke bursting and hardening in transit, it was spot on. The sausages were amazing.

[TheHowieLama]

Nice of them to blast the egg with a shotgun.

[Fugitive]

14 minutes ago, Curly said:

Haha - aside from the bacon being not undercooked, but not cooked enough to my liking, and the egg yoke bursting and hardening in transit, it was spot on. The sausages were amazing.

If you think that is decent, you are a very sick man.

[Curly]

11 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

If you think that is decent, you are a very sick man.

Honestly mate, it may not look

great, but it was all quality stuff - like proper butchers gear. I’ll be going again.

 

£11 it was though and I had to wait 45 minutes for it

[Fugitive]

2 minutes ago, Curly said:

Honestly mate, it may not look

great, but it was all quality stuff - like proper butchers gear. I’ll be going again.

 

£11 it was though and I had to wait 45 minutes for it

I’m something of a takeaway breakfast expert and that tinfoil will have left you with a very sweaty sausage.

[Trumo]

5 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

I’m something of a takeaway breakfast expert and that tinfoil will have left you with a very sweaty sausage.

 

Is that you rating them 11/10?

[Fugitive]

4 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

Is that you rating them 11/10?

[Curly]

10 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

I’m something of a takeaway breakfast expert and that tinfoil will have left you with a very sweaty sausage.

Ooph - did it ever mate. Did it ever 

[Jamie H]

Vikings Landing in Fazak, no mushrooms tho. And I am a pro beaner. 

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, Jamie H said:

Vikings Landing in Fazak, no mushrooms tho. And I am a pro beaner. 

I’m surprised you’re not in Valhalla after eating that barely cooked bacon. 

[Tony Moanero]

14 minutes ago, Jamie H said:

Vikings Landing in Fazak, no mushrooms tho. And I am a pro beaner. 

The teaspoon is acceptable.

[Carvalho Diablo]

30 minutes ago, Jamie H said:

Vikings Landing in Fazak, no mushrooms tho. And I am a pro beaner. 

Unbuttered toast fucks me right off, those poncy pesky fucking butter sachets are worse than any fucking shit sarnie.

[Jamie H]

28 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Unbuttered toast fucks me right off, those poncy pesky fucking butter sachets are worse than any fucking shit sarnie.

Defo, I couldnt even be arsed opening it. 

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Jamie H said:

Vikings Landing in Fazak, no mushrooms tho. And I am a pro beaner. 

 

 

It’s one thing to be pro-bean. Quite another to be given enough juice to bathe in. Haven’t they got any slotted spoons?

[lifetime fan]

57 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

The teaspoon is acceptable.

The filth in the cup isn’t. 

[Stouffer]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

The filth in the cup isn’t. 

Looks like a lady's tuppence.

[Fugitive]

That plate is 70% rim. I hope you smashed it and attacked the owner with the shards.

[TheHowieLama]

Each individual component there is amongst the worst of it's kind in this entire thread.

Stunning.

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Barrington Womble]

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

It’s one thing to be pro-bean. Quite another to be given enough juice to bathe in. Haven’t they got any slotted spoons?

Yeah, I am also a pro beaner, I'd have been fuming with them.