What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Strontium]

Toast looks like it was done with a hairdryer.

[Nunavut Patrick]

49 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Sausages look nicely cooked, wouldn’t touch the rest. 

Hahahaha.....only lifey would say that, they are in the charcoal range of well-doneness.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Someone will have tell these establishments that french fries will be banned after Brexit.  

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 hours ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Hahahaha.....only lifey would say that, they are in the charcoal range of well-doneness.

I burst out laughing at that when I looked at the sausages after reading his comment. Brilliant. 

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Someone will have tell these establishments that french fries will be banned after Brexit.  

Those monstrosities are not French Fries, they’re oven chips.

[Spy Bee]

10 hours ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

Toast looks like it was done with a hairdryer.

That's not toast, that's bread that spent five minutes in the sun!

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Spy Bee said:

That's not toast, that's bread that spent five minutes in the sun!

 

Ha, ha, it looks like it’s blushing because it’s embarrassed to be there.

[Oh Buoy]

Everything bar the toast and the charcoal sticks looks alright.

Interesting that they're serving bean soup with chips. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

2 hours ago, Magic said:

Everything bar the toast and the charcoal sticks looks alright.

Interesting that they're serving bean soup with chips. 

Except the tomatoes, which look like they haven't been in contact with a hot pan.

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Magic said:

Everything bar the toast and the charcoal sticks looks alright.

Interesting that they're serving bean soup with chips. 

You want to lay of the Magic , Magic 

[Oh Buoy]

Just seen the rogue mushroom. 

 

Shambolic. Either go all out with them or throw it square into Mooks arse. Going to go for a walk. 

 

Fucking one mushroom. 

 

Cunts. 

[Remmie]

Some place in Milton Keynes has been delivering these:

 

 

Commence fume... 

[TheHowieLama]

Are those your socks?

[Remmie]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Are those your socks?

You're lucky I'm not negging you for that. I didn't order this it was on a mk faceaids page. The only thing I could eat in the pizza box is the eggs and the part of the Styrofoam cup that hadn't touched bean juice. 

[TheHowieLama]

I would eat the part of the pizza box that was under the bacon

[Remmie]

Are those turds shaped into little triangles? Rammed with sweetcorn, so it's the only explanation 

[Bogman]

Socks with sliders.

 

When did that happen?

[Bjornebye]

That might be the most Milton Keynes picture I've ever seen. 

 

Don't be fooled into thinking them two black things in the pizza box are black pudding. They are YewTree listening devices. I bet you could sand the walls with that bread. 

 

Why is he resting the food on a chair? And where have the rest of his feet gone? Guaranteed he chose the carpet. If it wasn't for the beans and the miserable table-cloth (you are a colourful guy rem) then I would say that is defo you. Now I am convinced its CT. 

 

Whats in the cage bottom right? I hope its 12 pissed off Honey Badgers with flick-knives. 

[Tony Moanero]

34 minutes ago, Bogman said:

Socks with sliders.

 

When did that happen?

I reckon he bought them from Ethel Austin and painted on the 3 stripes with Tipp-Ex.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I reckon he bought them from Ethel Austin and painted on the 3 stripes with Tipp-Ex.

Confirmed. Its CT. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I wouldn’t compound the misery by locking away the glorious beans like that. Letting them loose is the only possible way of that shit redeeming itself. 

[aRdja]

Weekend away in Lyme Regis with my in-laws.

Venue: Alexandra Hotel, Lyme Regis

Price: n/a, included

Ingredients:

1 x Bacon

1 x Sausage

1 x Black Pudding

1 x Fried Egg well done 

1 x Tomato

1x Mushroom

1 x Hash Brown

 

Verdict: It was lovely. Every single element was delicious. One of the best I’ve had. Beautifully plated too. Included photos from both Saturday and Sunday sessions.

 

[TheHowieLama]

It is so sad in every way. All looks like plastic photo props.

None of it actually touched the griddle -- in fact nothing has beencooked. Except the over micro waved egg. 

 

Not sure there is enough rep for the miles you put it on this campaign fella.

 

 

So I will do the StuMonty and neg this abomination of a free breakfast.

[Fugitive]

4 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Weekend away in Lyme Regis with my in-laws.

Venue: Alexandra Hotel, Lyme Regis

Price: n/a, included

Ingredients:

1 x Bacon

1 x Sausage

1 x Black Pudding

1 x Fried Egg well done 

1 x Tomato

1x Mushroom

1 x Hash Brown

 

Verdict: It was lovely. Every single element was delicious. One of the best I’ve had. Beautifully plated too. Included photos from both Saturday and Sunday sessions.

 

It looks like shitty art created by a hipster to highlight famine.

 

Fucking hell, this is a new low.

[TheHowieLama]

Yea, the bottom image the bacon is particularly disturbing