Ever Been Told You Look Like Someone Famous ?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Elvis isn't dead,

Because I saw him on a football forum.

[Aventus]

A girl I know looks the spit of Lionel Messi.

 

I find her reasonably attractive as well. Which, obviously, is a little confusing.

 

I should stress this is an early 20s, pre beard, Messi.

I have the same issue with a girl that looks like Sergio Ramos

[Em City]

Someone said to me the other week "You look like Harry Hill with a beard"  By definition I do not look like Harry fucking Hill then.

 

My mate is a ringer for Kit "John Snow" Harington and he hates it.  On nights out he has people taking photos of him on the sly, people coming up to him all the time, muttering as he walks about.  

 

That sounds like one of those good problems.

[Greycellgreen]

A girl I know looks the spit of Lionel Messi.

 

I find her reasonably attractive as well. Which, obviously, is a little confusing.

 

I should stress this is an early 20s, pre beard, Messi.

Get him bummed.

[Aventus]

Someone said to me the other week "You look like Harry Hill with a beard" By definition I do not look like Harry fucking Hill then.

 

My mate is a ringer for Kit "John Snow" Harington and he hates it. On nights out he has people taking photos of him on the sly, people coming up to him all the time, muttering as he walks about.

Tell him to get a haircut and he won't have that problem.

[Carradona]

So sad not to have witnessed this.

Look who it is! Hope you're keeping well.

[cloggypop]

 

 

Look who it is!

Never heard of the cunt

[Heggemony]

Garfield from The Bill.

 

Rather pleased with Vic Mackey from The Shield.

 

Dropped a few pounds and am likened to a fat Howard Webb.

[Elite]

 

Dropped a few pounds and am likened to a fat Howard Webb.

I hope you punched them.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

A young Elvis when I was young. Now fat covers the cheekbones and skin only covers my head. Thank you very much.

" stocky "

[cochyn]

Me and the missus were out a couple of years ago at a local nitespot. Some student chicks were looking over at our table and talking excitedly amongst themselves. After about half-an-hour of this, one of them came over and apologised for being so rude, but her mate was convinced I was 'that actor'. "Which one"? said I, considering possible resemblances I might have to Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling or even  the great, Jon Bon Jovi.

 

"Philip Seymour Hoffman", she said. 

 

Fuck off.

[Chip Butty]

The dad from the Play Doh Barber shop set, before the play doh is pushed out. 

[Karl_b]

Fuckin' Leeson.

[rubble-rouser]

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

That sounds like one of those good problems.

He hates it for some reason.

Tell him to get a haircut and he won't have that problem.

I told him about 5 years ago to get himself to a lookalike agency and he could clean up.

[Guest]

Me and the missus were out a couple of years ago at a local nitespot. Some student chicks were looking over at our table and talking excitedly amongst themselves. After about half-an-hour of this, one of them came over and apologised for being so rude, but her mate was convinced I was 'that actor'. "Which one"? said I, considering possible resemblances I might have to Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling or even  the great, Jon Bon Jovi.

 

"Philip Seymour Hoffman", she said. 

 

Fuck off.

I assume he was still alive at that point in time?

[Dr Nowt]

 

Think we may be forgetting someone here, mate.

[rubble-rouser]

Think we may be forgetting someone here, mate.

 

John Oliver, the late Freddie Mercury at the end?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

So sad not to have witnessed this.

 

 

Can you just fucking hurry nup and autoplay the thread*

 

 

*sobs uncontrollably.

[Dr Nowt]

the late Freddie Mercury at the end?

Hahaha, forgot I called you that.

 

Thinking more of a jester.

[Heggemony]

I hope you punched them.

He's getting a firm tackle in footy when he next plays.

[cochyn]

I assume he was still alive at that point in time?

 

Brown bread mate and fresh under the sod as well.

 

I was quite hammered to be fair to them.

[s(k)aturation]

When I lived in London and had long hair and a beard, I used to get George Best.

 

Mind you, I think the people that said that were as drunk as him.

 

One night in 1990, going home pissed in a taxi to Paddington, I saw Georgie walking down the street in Marylebone, pissed, and I kid you not - with a couple of very fit blonde birds under his arm.

 

I yelled out "Go, Georgie" from the cab, and he gave me a bawdy thumbs up.

 

Fucking brilliant it was.

[Guest Bunk]

Several times I've been told I resemble Bradley Wiggins.