Small women

[Thants]

I met Lucy Porter last Sunday at an event and she's about 5 ft 2. As I pondered to myself how I've managed to miss this fact I started thinking about whether it would have a massive effect on me getting it down with a tall midget. So far the only one I can think of that would be too good a prospect to worry about was Kylie.

 

Any others?

 

My lady is 5 5 I think so quite small too. Porter was an atom in comparison.

 

Discuss. I'm waiting for a file from someone so I have time to waste .. . .

[RedinSweden]

Mrs RiS is 5'2".

[Simbo]

Small birds are awesome. You can throw them around the bedroom like a ragdoll.

[Thants]

Mrs RiS is 5'2".

 

Obviously I was going to say Kylie and Mrs RiS but I presumed I didn't need to.

[mattyq]

I used to see a bird who was 5' 0 and i'm 6' 4''. Can't say it bothered me in anyway but we did get odd looks every now and then.

[Guest simon]

Now that's not really small now is it.

 

Now this on the other hand.

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[paddyberger15]

Now that's not really small now is it.

 

Now this on the other hand.

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That's Leeson in stockings, the kinky little bastard.

[Guest simon]

I feel sorry for dwarfs must be a fucking nightmare for them to find porn i spent about 10 mins looking for that pic.

[Simbo]

When i was in Amsterdam i was in this porn shop and found a DVD...cant remember the title but it was about dwarves/midgets shitting on each other.....

 

 

 

......it wasnt very good.

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Small birds are awesome. You can throw them around the bedroom like a ragdoll.

 

The end.

[Tom R]

I met Lucy Porter last Sunday at an event and she's about 5 ft 2. As I pondered to myself how I've managed to miss this fact I started thinking about whether it would have a massive effect on me getting it down with a tall midget. So far the only one I can think of that would be too good a prospect to worry about was Kylie.

 

Any others?

 

My lady is 5 5 I think so quite small too. Porter was an atom in comparison.

 

Discuss. I'm waiting for a file from someone so I have time to waste .. . .

 

We heckled her so badly in Leeds a few weeks ago that she nearly started crying and cut her act short.

 

She was absolutely fucking shit, but yeah, I deffo would.

 

Note to women: You're not fucking funny. Stop trying.

[Guest TK-421]

Just the right height for suck treats.

[captainharris]

We heckled her so badly in Leeds a few weeks ago that she nearly started crying and cut her act short.

 

She was absolutely fucking shit, but yeah, I deffo would.

 

Note to women: You're not fucking funny. Stop trying.

 

Female stand ups are just not funny. Fact.

 

I would.

[Section_31]

We heckled her so badly in Leeds a few weeks ago that she nearly started crying and cut her act short.

 

She was absolutely fucking shit, but yeah, I deffo would.

 

Note to women: You're not fucking funny. Stop trying.

 

Never a truer word spoken.

[RedinSweden]

I saw Lucy Porter on some stand up programme and she was just shite. Truly crap.

[Carradona]

Jo Brand is funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Funny looking.

[She Knows It]

I'm funny godammit.

[RedKnight]

But do you stand up or sit down when you tell a joke?

[captainharris]

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[RedinSweden]

I'm funny godammit.

 

That's a different sense of the word though. Like "What's that funny smell?", "I have a funny feeling about this" and "Mummy, that woman is looking at me funny".

[paddyberger15]

That's a different sense of the word though. Like "What's that funny smell?", "I have a funny feeling about this" and "Mummy, that woman is looking at me funny".

 

With that one being the most pertinent.

[Section_31]

I think I've only ever met one funny girl in my whole life and that was only because she could do these impressons of a disabled girl on her degree and also had spooky eyes.

[AVEEZ]

I am 5ft 2 and reet funny..so in your face you heightist bastard...

[RJ Fan club]

I bumped into Lucy Porter in brighton a few years ago during the comedy festival, She is indeed tiny, I quite liked that though

 

I'm 6ft 4 ish, my ex missus was 5ft 2, but I can say it made no difference except she was easy to pick up or to throw around.

 

The super ace current Mrs RJ is 5ft 7, which in retrospect is somehow easier.

[She Knows It]

But do you stand up or sit down when you tell a joke?

 

I lie down. I'm the Mistress of Arse Horizontology*.

 

 

 

 

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