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New Girl on Countdown


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I'd sit in silence all evening, creep to the restaurant toilets while she's making a phone call, masterbate with two fingers as I gently sob and then drop her home after paying the bill, all without making eye contact.

 

She loves it, the slag!

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I'd love to share a bowl of coco pops with her, and discuss world news and the latest weather reports. I'd then get our bikes ready so we could cycle together down to the seaside. Once there I'd sit her down and finger her dirty brown shit pipe with my baby finger.

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I'd love to share a bowl of coco pops with her, and discuss world news and the latest weather reports. I'd then get our bikes ready so we could cycle together down to the seaside. Once there I'd sit her down and finger her dirty brown shit pipe with my baby finger.

You old romantic
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