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New Girl on Countdown


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I even found this random Countdown contestant on my search travels:






Ha, funnily enough she's the girl who had the idea for those atheist bus adverts (the "There's probably no God..." ones), she's a journalist/comedienne now.



re: the new Carol on Countdown, you most certainly would. The only sum she'd need to know would be how to divide two (legs) and add one (big fat chubby cock).

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Agree with previous posters that the new Countdown girl needs fattening up. She also sounds like she's MCing a fucking professional wresting bout when she calls out the letters.


That gorgeous Ariane Sherine contestant makes me melt faster than an ice cream in the midday sun, though (well, that's just a polite way of saying she gives me sticky fingers). If only they'd employed her to call out the letters...


And WTF doesn't Stelling ever look at the camera? Hey, Jeff! You've cracked it, you're on the telly! So look at the fucking camera and open your mouth when you're speaking, instead of mumbling at your notes. I'm sure you could pull any of the octagenarians in the Countdown audience, so just relax and be yourself ;)

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