The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[Jockey]

Making noises when you move! 

 

By move - I just mean sitting down and going 'ahhh' or reaching for something and 'uurrggh'. Just random fucking noises.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Giving a girl in our work a lift, turns out we went to the same secondary school.  She started in year 7 the year I graduated from University. HNHNNNGGGHHHH

[Jockey]

Giving a girl in our work a lift, turns out we went to the same secondary school.  She started in year 7 the year I graduated from University. HNHNNNGGGHHHH

 

I'm so old - I have no idea what year 7 is! 

[Champ]

I'm so old - I have no idea what year 7 is!

I am so Scottish I have no idea what Year 7 is. Drives me nuts when they talk about it on tv like we're all supposed to understand what age group they're talking about

[VladimirIlyich]

Get back to first,second,third etc,year juniors and seniors.

[sir roger]

I think year 7 is what we called ' 1st year seniors '

[RedKnight]

1st year of secondary school.

[littletedwest]

Lad at work didn't know what a mega drive was

[RedKnight]

Sack him.

[Hand Shandy]

Short. Succinct. Brutal.

 

And entirely accurate.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Friday night and I'm in bed, by myself, at 20 past 10.

[Sweeney287]

Arthritis in my right foot at 42. It's a condition I associate with old people.

[Ginny]

Was in work and some lad went running on his lunch break. He ran passed the building and I shouted out the window "run Forrest". A couple of the new starters, graduates I think said "what does that mean" then one of them said "I think it's from a film that was out in the olden days" haha! Felt old as fuck!

 

Not to mention one of the graduate girls who's about 20 giving me the fuckon eye all the time. Buts that's another story!

[Carvalho Diablo]

Was in work and some lad went running on his lunch break. He ran passed the building and I shouted out the window "run Forrest". A couple of the new starters, graduates I think said "what does that mean" then one of them said "I think it's from a film that was out in the olden days" haha! Felt old as fuck!

 

Not to mention one of the graduate girls who's about 20 giving me the fuckon eye all the time. Buts that's another story!

Anyone over the age of 6 who hasn't seen Forest Gump deserves a fucking good hiding imo.

[PestiRed]

Anyone over the age of 6 who hasn't seen Forest Gump deserves a fucking good hiding imo.

Anyone who's seen Forrest Gump wishes they'd had a good hiding instead

 

Schmaltzy crap

[Carvalho Diablo]

Anyone who's seen Forrest Gump wishes they'd had a good hiding instead

 

Schmaltzy crap

Paulie Malinaggi hasn't seen Forest Gump.

[PestiRed]

Paulie Malinaggi hasn't seen Forest Gump.

Makes sense. I'd get in a ring with McGregor rather than watch it again

[Furmedge]

Having a new found respect for fig rolls.

[VladimirIlyich]

Having a new found respect for fig rolls.

Constipation can also be a sign of getting old.

[Furmedge]

Constipation can also be a sign of getting old.

I don't really have a problem with it but with the figs there's zero effort. 45p for a packet of zero effort joy bringers.

[VladimirIlyich]

I don't really have a problem with it but with the figs there's zero effort. 45p for a packet of zero effort joy bringers.

Me neither,but fig biscuits have never had the open bowel effect on me.

[tokyojoe]

I had a mug of Horlicks last night.

[General Dryness]

I had a mug of Horlicks last night.

Did it make you feel any younger?

[tokyojoe]

Did it make you feel any younger?

Erm, no but it didn't give me a hangover. I'm going the whole hog and having another tonight.

[TheBitch]

Getting up for a piss in the night, that an age thing?