The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[stringvest]

That can't have been an age related thing, though?

He had his first at 37, after being a whippet like winger for two local teams (Saturday and Sunday leagues). The surgeon said he had just worn it out. He actually started playing again after the replacement, and squash and stuff. He now coaches instead.

[Rico1304]

He had his first at 37, after being a whippet like winger for two local teams (Saturday and Sunday leagues). The surgeon said he had just worn it out. He actually started playing again after the replacement, and squash and stuff. He now coaches instead.

When I had my hip ops they told me I was too young to have them replaced as they could only do 2 with the current technology.

 

I've just got in from playing cricket and can hardly walk, the only things that don't hurt are my tongue and ear lobes.

[stringvest]

When I had my hip ops they told me I was too young to have them replaced as they could only do 2 with the current technology.

 

I've just got in from playing cricket and can hardly walk, the only things that don't hurt are my tongue and ear lobes.

 

 

How is your arsehole hurting after playing cricket?  Did you take a full toss in the crease?

[Rico1304]

How is your arsehole hurting after playing cricket? Did you take a full toss in the crease?

The way I walk looks like I've been locked in a train with a rampant homosexual. Again.

[ZonkoVille77]

Watching the Eurovision is defo a sign of growing old

[Captain Turdseye]

The way I walk looks like I've been locked in a train with a rampant homosexual. Again.

Yeah but last time you did that you had a sore tongue and earlobes.

[Rico1304]

Yeah but last time you did that you had a sore tongue and earlobes.

Ha ha spot on!

[Tony Moanero]

Brendan Rodgers' attire right now

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[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've just had a couple of really good nights out with some of the lads I went to uni with. It occurred to me that the current crop of students were born after we graduated.

[lifetime fan]

Stringys attire right now

That's some fucking shocking daps.

[Tony Moanero]

The shoes are ok, it's the soles.

[lifetime fan]

It's a fucking habitat advert.

 

I thought better of you Peter.

[A Red]

Stringys attire right now

I hope it is set off with a nice cardie

[A Red]

The shoes are ok, it's the soles.

I've got a a pair of shoes like them, i really wish you wouldnt crticise our soles

[Jairzinho]

Must be one fucking weird squash club you two belong to.

[stringvest]

Look. If I hold myself up for mild ridicule that last thing I want is for twats to start getting bitchy.

[Remmie]

Is it a sign of age that I really don't give a shit about how stylish those strides and shoes do or don't look?

[Jairzinho]

I don't think think many/any of the people that have posted do.

 

Stringers invited people to take the piss, and it would have been extremely rude not to oblige.

[Rico1304]

This isn't funny anymore. I really can't walk.

[VladimirIlyich]

This isn't funny anymore. I really can't walk.

Tell Louie to use more lube in future.

[Paulie Dangerously]

When it comes to footwear it's comfort over style for me every time these dayes

[A Red]

Look. If I hold myself up for mild ridicule that last thing I want is for twats to start getting bitchy.

Sorry, I only said it so I could say our soles

[stringvest]

This isn't funny anymore. I really can't walk.

 

you do need to practice.  Relax, have a warm bath, and introduce a pencil first, before working up to a cucumber.  Before long, you'll be accommodating an aubergine dry.

[Mook]

Spent yesterday afternoon in B&Q looking at lawnmowers, last night cutting the grass & am now spending today with a fucked back.

[Champ]

Spent yesterday afternoon in B&Q looking at lawnmowers, last night cutting the grass & am now spending today with a fucked back.

I didn't like to mention it