A moral dilemma

[Anny Road]

Send him a bag of nice and spicy nik naks then sever all ties.

[woodylfc]

Fuck him, the malnourished, ungrateful, pot bellied little cunt. In fact RiS, you should jib next years fees off and use the money to fly over and set fire to his hut.

 

Fucking genius - just rinsed my screen with coffee.

[JohnnyH]

I have to agree with most here. If I had a time machine I'd go back and kill Bob Geldof's mother to ensure this issue never ever arose.

[Edward.]

I have to agree with most here. If I had a time machine I'd go back and kill Bob Geldof's mother to ensure this issue never ever arose.

 

You like Mondays?

[Roy Hobbs]

Pretty certain he would prefer a KFC or Big Mac.

 

Here's an acceptable blue one

 

 

He won't know the difference, he'll probably eat it anyway, like he does with your cheques.

 

clearly the little ingrate needs to be given a choice, liverpool shirt and you keep paying for his schooling and "whatnot" or a chelsea shirt and starvation/illiteracy.

 

Send him pictures of your missus naked. That'll teach her.

 

You like Mondays?

 

My favourite posts from a classic thread :yes:

 

 

Personally I think you should have a word with his/her teacher (who should be 30/40/50yo and therefore clearly a red) and get him/her to properly educate the poor kid. What the fuck is she teaching them:telloff:

[Anny Road]

Send him some glue.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Send him a Hamper and a Chelsea shirt with loadsa loadsa food on the back of it.

[Faustus]

Say you'll get him a shirt if he can tell you who Kerry Dixon is.

[Kevin D]

I'm disgusted , absolutely disgusted that you're even considering it. Hopefully you'll take your brothers advice and tell him OOT's are ruining the game.

[RJ Fan club]

You need to do a swapsie. I can't think anything good can come from having a Chelsea supporting Ethiopian suckling at the RiS tit.

 

There must be some other couples with the same dilemma. Is there not a sponsor a kid exchange website you can use?

 

If all else fails, buy him a Shrews shirt.

[jackofdk]

Fuck him, the malnourished, ungrateful, pot bellied little cunt. In fact RiS, you should jib next years fees off and use the money to fly over and set fire to his hut.

 

Hahaha!

 

That's brilliant in a sick kind of way. (Or maybe the other way around?)

 

Repped.

[RobbieOR]

is his name by any chance starvin marvin click click durk?

[JRD7]

Send him some flour - They fuckin love that stuff, it's all they eat when you see them on the news.

 

Or tell him if he doesn't accept the liverpool shirt, you're sending Lenny Henry back over to personally deliver the chelsea one. That'll shut him up quick smart.

 

The cunts got a nerve if you ask me, couple of years ago he'd have been happy with a 49p bottle of Evian, now he wants a fifty quid shirt. I can certainly think of one of "that lot" who knows it's fucking Christmas time.

 

Just tonight thank god he supports chelsea..Instead of yooooooooouuuuuu

[bobhorse]

RIS as any self-respecting gardian it is up to you to guide and educate the young you are responsible for and in taking on this responsability you took on more than sending a few pennies a month

 

Teach the lad the error of his ways, show him the light, show him The Liverpool Way

[RedinSweden]

I'm disgusted , absolutely disgusted that you're even considering it. Hopefully you'll take your brothers advice and tell him OOT's are ruining the game.

 

I would if I had a brother.

[Dirk]

If he supports Chelsea, somebody buying him a Chelsea shirt might be the best thing that ever happens to the poor blighter. Guilt strings well and truly twanged.

[Karl_b]

Send him one with Shevchenko on the back.

[WaltonRed]

If he supports Chelsea, somebody buying him a Chelsea shirt might be the best thing that ever happens to the poor blighter. Guilt strings well and truly twanged.

 

Spot on. I posted messing and I know a lot of people have done the same but you've knocked the moral nail right on the head with a hammer of injustice.

 

Do the right thing RiS!

[aws]

Confucius he say: Give a man a chelsea shirt and you've done him a favour for a day. Give him a Liverpol shirt and you've done him a favour for life.

[JohnnyH]

Dear Sponsor-a-kid group

 

Last year you sent us a boy to sponsor. He appears to be broken.

 

Please send a full refund for all monies paid and issue us with another sponsor thingy, but please this time make sure it works. Below I have listed required works.

 

- He must MUST Support Liverpool.

 

- He will become a brilliant and spectacularly rich Doctor and feel it's all down to me.

 

- He will have a sister who looks like that bird from that film about hackers with John Travolta. And she’ll be well up for it.

 

- He’ll have a friend of a friend who works as a baggage handler at Liverpool Airport for good insider knowledge.

 

Best regards

 

RiS

[Unrighteous]

Be honest.

 

Send him a letter saying that being a Liverpool supporter, Chelsea can fuck right off.

[Roy Hobbs]

On a serious note, if you feel compelled to get him a Chelsea shirt make sure its a replica.

[Red Phoenix]

Just send him a Chelsea shirt if it makes him happy. Add a note about Liverpool though, and tell him that by supporting Chelsea you're very worried about the things going around in his head, and that hopefully at somepoint he'll realise who the best team is.

[Anny Road]

All I wanted was a chelsea shirt but the man from Sweden said no

[RedinSweden]

Just send him a Chelsea shirt if it makes him happy. Add a note about Liverpool though, and tell him that by supporting Chelsea you're very worried about the things going around in his head, and that hopefully at somepoint he'll realise who the best team is.

 

You are too nice for this forum. You'll never last.