For the first time I can remember in ages

[Monkeywool]

I am utterly, completely, totally 100% grade A bored as fuck.

 

Nothing I seem to do to pass the time is working, I have no uni work to do, I have no books I haven't read a hundred times, I have no game I have yet to complete. My mates are all busy this weekend, my girlfriend ran off with a Canadian.

 

This is the first time I have had this problem for many years.

 

GF - please help.

 

PS don't tell me to have a wank, that only helps for about 30 minutes.

[Juniper]

Wank for 30 mintues?!? that's a whole episode of Eastenders

 

Go out on the lash by yourself (maybe a gig?), met some new people, try meet a new girl then shag for 30minutes.

 

Know that sounds like a loner thing to do, but you meet some very, very interesting people on random nights out. I've had some very good nights in the past on my own when I've ended up with a group full of woman taking me to pub after pub, pimp stylee.

[weeman]

Out of interest what Uni are you at ?

[She Knows It]

It's the Robin Hood festival this weekend. You need a pair of green tights, a bow and arrow, and a tunic. Get yourself down to Sherwood forest and belt out a few bars of that fucking Bryan Adam's song. The ladies will be like flies round shit.

[Monkeywool]

It's the Robin Hood festival this weekend. You need a pair of green tights, a bow and arrow, and a tunic. Get yourself down to Sherwood forest and belt out a few bars of that fucking Bryan Adam's song. The ladies will be like flies round shit.

 

:thumbup:

 

Gang bangers and drive bys happen over at sherwood now, glad I moved!

 

And don't you EVER suggest a Bryan Adams song again in my presence young lady. SHAME ON YOU!

 

Oh and I am at open uni, so it's anywhere really

[Monkeywool]

Wank for 30 mintues?!? that's a whole episode of Eastenders

 

Go out on the lash by yourself (maybe a gig?), met some new people, try meet a new girl then shag for 30minutes.

 

Know that sounds like a loner thing to do, but you meet some very, very interesting people on random nights out. I've had some very good nights in the past on my own when I've ended up with a group full of woman taking me to pub after pub, pimp stylee.

 

Good idea, might try that tomorrow. Meanwhile, tonight I have decided to write a story.

[Juniper]

Nice, well enjoy your night tomorrow then if that's what you decide to do

 

Can't beat a random night out

 

Good luck on the story

[Stu Monty]

Mate, you're online. If you can't find something interesting on the internet then you've got issues.

[Stouffer]

I've got a sore eye.

[Section_31]

Know what you mean about being bored, I'm constantly bored all the time. think it's because I've arrived at a 'comfortable' place in my life, sometimes getting there is the fun part - going to uni etc.

 

I'm bored in work (other than playing darts and talking to the lads) and then bored when I get back, the pub is also boring because they've got no fucking pool table or ewt. Think I might go back to college for a night a week in September, just for something to do.