Famous People Who Are 'Probably' Cunts

[King Emlyn]

Will Young

[VladimirIlyich]

Richard Keys(again.)

[Paulie Dangerously]

Richard Keys(again.)

 

Just banter that

[Rico1304]

Dom Joly.

[razor]

Golfers.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

No. No. No. No. No. No. Just no.

 

This.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The fella dancing in hotpants on the Money Supermarket advert.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I think a lot of stand up 'comics' are probably twats. You'd have to be seriously conceited to get the balls to do it in the first place.

 

I disagree, I'd love to have a go at it, but lack the balls at the moment. But I can at least envisage getting the confidence to give it a go, and have seen some amateur acts, and it is not the profession that many walk into confident. Pretty much everyone shits their pants for a few years before honing their style.

[Moctezuma]

The fella dancing in hotpants on the Money Supermarket advert.

Saw that for the first time the other day, my face must have been akin to those who were led to a Gulag for the first time.

[Stickman]

The fella dancing in hotpants on the Money Supermarket advert.

 

 

No "Probably" about it

[Trumo]

Fat-arsed Karl Pilkington lookalike.

[Furmedge]

Any kids telly presenter.

[Mook]

Any kids telly presenter.

 

That Mr Tumble cunt off Children's BBC is about 600 on the nonce-o-meter.

 

[Furmedge]

That Mr Tumble cunt off Children's BBC is about 600 on the nonce-o-meter.

 

He was my first thought.

[littletedwest]

Noel Edmunds

Fred the weather man

Mickey Mouse

Good forsight on fred there

[Stickman]

Simon Rimmer....might be a nice bloke but I'm putting him in for what he's done the The Elephant in Woolton Village.....And for having a beer named after him the pretentious cunt 

 

[chrisbonnie]

Dom Joly.

A mate of mine met him a few years ago on some trip to some obscure location. I think North Korea actually.

 

Says he was sound. Really nice guy apparently

 

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[Rocky Sullivan]

Simon Rimmer....might be a nice bloke but I'm putting him in for what he's done the The Elephant in Woolton Village.....And for having a beer named after him the pretentious cunt

 

The Alma De Cuba lot got there long before Simon Rimmer.

[johnsusername]

Ricky Tomlinson. Met him twice in my old job and he was - strangely - a diva. Or to put it another way, a totally miserable bastard.

 

Eamon Holmes - met him in the same situation and unfortunately he was actually sound. Thought he'd be a dick and he wasn't.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

That Mr Tumble cunt off Children's BBC is about 600 on the nonce-o-meter.

 

Ian Prowse put something on Facebook a while back, saying that he turned up at a gig; he's an Amsterdam fan and a sound bloke, apparently.

[Mook]

Ian Prowse put something on Facebook a while back, saying that he turned up at a gig; he's an Amsterdam fan and a sound bloke, apparently.

 

Turned up at the gig & then promptly bummed several innocent children more like it.

[Tony Moanero]

Davina McCall.

[cloggypop]

Ted Robbins

[ZonkoVille77]

Turned up at the gig & then promptly bummed several innocent children more like it.

He's a megalomaniac nonce too. Cut from the same cloth as Iain Duncan Smith

[Section_31]

I disagree, I'd love to have a go at it, but lack the balls at the moment. But I can at least envisage getting the confidence to give it a go, and have seen some amateur acts, and it is not the profession that many walk into confident. Pretty much everyone shits their pants for a few years before honing their style.

I used to knock around in those circles, was less interested in stand up than in writing it, but by and large there were some monumental egos even at amateur level. People would get a couple of laughs at the frog and bucket and think they were Richard Pryor, while the 'old heads' who'd done it a while acted like they owned the place. Being around people who are constantly trying to 'out funny' each other in every day conversation is genuinely exhausting too.

 

Some of the behind the scenes stuff from classic Saturday night live is a real eye opener, proper fist fights and all sorts.