Dirk Kuyt: An apology

[GOLDMEMBER]

He may not make my pant bulge like Torres does, and he may not make me giggle like a child like The Chief does when you see him crash into tackles, But after a lot of shit he took in the first half of the season off a lot of people (myself included). He deserves repping, for the way he turned it round and become an important player for us the last few months of the season.

So hats off an all that Dirk lad!

[El Rojo]

Dirkus can never be praised enough in my mind. The club would lose part of its soul if he departed.

 

Could teach Chelsea a thing or three about not bottling big game penalties too.

[Lapskaus]

he isn't good enough for a regular starting place, but should not be sold for three reasons:

1. We won't ever get much money from him

2. He is very professional, a winner and won't moan when started on the bench.

3. He is a decent footballer, good enough for our bench(Which is meant as a positive remark)

[Caramac]

Dirkus can never be praised enough in my mind. The club would lose part of its soul if he departed.

 

Could teach Chelsea a thing or three about not bottling big game penalties too.

 

Bang - on - the - money

[Rashid]

Agree with Lapskaus.

[OnizukaEikichi]

really? is he good enough for our bench? I dont think he will have any impact or anything if we are in need of a goal. I hope he will only for rotation purpose, play in the fa and carling games.

[Plewggs]

How’s this for an amazing coincidence?

 

A photo of Dirk winning a header against Massimo Oddo in last years CL Final is on the official LFC calendar for 2008. A copy of this holy document is on my desk as I type.

 

Dirk has special powers beyond the comprehension of mere mortals.

 

I hear he’s topping the bill at Glastonbury this summer.

Is this true, or a marketing ploy to boost ticket sales?

[GOLDMEMBER]

How’s this for an amazing coincidence?

 

A photo of Dirk winning a header against Massimo Oddo in last years CL Final is on the official LFC calendar for 2008. A copy of this holy document is on my desk as I type.

 

Dirk has special powers beyond the comprehension of mere mortals.

 

I hear he’s topping the bill at Glastonbury this summer.

Is this true, or a marketing ploy to boost ticket sales?

 

If Dirk was in a band, he would'nt be the best drummer, bassist, guitarist or vocalist, But by god he'd party the longest and hardest!

[El Rojo]

If Dirk Kuyt was a band he'd be the Band of Brothers from WWII.

 

All of them.

[GOLDMEMBER]

Amen brother.

[Plewggs]

If Dirk was in a band, he would'nt be the best drummer, bassist, guitarist or vocalist, But by god he'd party the longest and hardest!

 

Hard to imagine Dirk appearing in anything so common as a mere band.

 

If Dirk is at Glasto I expect him to play piano, tenor sax, flu gel horn and sing……..all at the same time.

[Creator Supreme]

Shite, sod sentimentality - bought as a £10m striker, and couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo - 11 goals in 47 appearances (compared to Crouch's 11 in 36 appearances), and what was it 3, 4 goals in the league all season.

 

I'm sick of all this works hard crap, every one of us would work hard in a red shirt, but we would still be shit - same goes for Dirka.

 

He's better than Voronin though!!

[GOLDMEMBER]

Hard to imagine Dirk appearing in anything so common as a mere band.

 

If Dirk is at Glasto I expect him to play piano, tenor sax, flu gel horn and sing……..all at the same time.

 

He has got the lungs for it.

 

But he is probably the hardest working player in the team.

[sh#t waffle]

Never hides, no matter how poorly he is playing. The amount of games that he started badly yet ended as one of our best players shows what a strong character he is. I wish he was my friend.

[Thants]

Dirk is a friend of all of us, even the wrong ones.

 

He's stands for The Liverpool Way.

 

He'll play a big big part in our successful winning season next year.

 

If he was a religion I'd sign up.

[GOLDMEMBER]

Shite, sod sentimentality - bought as a £10m striker, and couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo - 11 goals in 47 appearances (compared to Crouch's 11 in 36 appearances), and what was it 3, 4 goals in the league all season.

 

I'm sick of all this works hard crap, every one of us would work hard in a red shirt, but we would still be shit - same goes for Dirka.

 

He's better than Voronin though!!

 

I'd rather have the hard working Kuyt, than the over paid, lazy fat skillful bastard that is harry Kewell.

 

You dont win anything with 11 superstars ask Barcelona.

[Brownie]

Top, top guy and one of the hardest working players that there's ever been in a red shirt. Whether he's good enough to be starting on the right every week for us is another matter, but he did really well to turn his season around.

[Rashid]

If one player in our team deserves a winners medal it's Dirk.

[GOLDMEMBER]

Top, top guy and one of the hardest working players that there's ever been in a red shirt. Whether he's good enough to be starting on the right every week for us is another matter, but he did really well to turn his season around.

 

Thats what this thread is about, im happy that he proved me wrong to have a good end to the season.

[Woo]

I'd rather have the hard working Kuyt, than the over paid, lazy fat skillful bastard that is harry Kewell.

 

You dont win anything with 11 superstars ask Barcelona.

 

10 superstars and a shite keeper :whistle:

[GOLDMEMBER]

that keeper makes taibi look itandje look decent.

[dirty_sanchez]

Shite, sod sentimentality - bought as a £10m striker, and couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo - 11 goals in 47 appearances (compared to Crouch's 11 in 36 appearances), and what was it 3, 4 goals in the league all season.

 

I'm sick of all this works hard crap, every one of us would work hard in a red shirt, but we would still be shit - same goes for Dirka.

 

He's better than Voronin though!!

 

I'm better than Voronin and so is my gran.

[halewood pete]

dirks ok in my book.agree with the writer who said they would rather have dirk starting than harry kewell

[KevieG]

Great attitude, great workrate, nice fella apparently, but not good enough for the position he plays and thats the bottom line. He'd be an ok option as a squad player.

[KevieG]

Shite, sod sentimentality - bought as a £10m striker, and couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo - 11 goals in 47 appearances (compared to Crouch's 11 in 36 appearances), and what was it 3, 4 goals in the league all season.

 

I'm sick of all this works hard crap, every one of us would work hard in a red shirt, but we would still be shit - same goes for Dirka.

 

He's better than Voronin though!!

 

prepare for some death by negging :whistle: