Rate the last film you watched...

[George Costanza]

Yea I love a bit of cocaine me. Right after I'm done blowing you infidels .

 

If you insist ;)

[Jose Jones]

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Yeah I agree on this one, it's a good film, kind of slipped under the radar when it was released I think. Alfonso Cueron is a good director, he actually made a good fist of making Harry Potter more grown up in the Prisoner of Azkaban.

 

The only problem I had with Children of Men was Julianne Moore, she's so fucking annoying. Same fucking know-all bitch with a past she is in most things. Another film- where she annoys people so much they prefer being eaten alive by dinosaurs- is The Lost World. Annoying bint.

 

But agree on COM though, good call.

 

I like Julianne Moore, she’s pure flaming haired milf.

I can only assume you have no taste in intelligent sexy older ladies.

[Lurtz]

Up

 

Superb.

 

8.3 balloons out of 10 squirrels.

[Super Hans LFC]

Watched Platoon the other night on IT4. Can't say a lot that hasn't already been said about this brilliant film. The scene where the Lt. Wolfe threatens to kill a baby is horrible.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

The 41 year old virgin who knocked up sarah marshall and felt superbad about it!

 

some great gags and scenes in this film, i really recommend you try and see this but i can only give it a 7/10.

[odris]

Watched it myself and it was quite good, they got Seth from Superbad spot on, 6/10 for me.

[RED.DUB]

i love you philip morris.

 

terrible.

[Steve Holt]

Hot Tub Time Machine

 

 

6/10

 

A decent buddy comedy with life lessons learnt and friendships re-strengthened on the way to a niavely happy ending. Had some really funny lines, but not as many as the comparisons to The Hangover lead me to expect. Rob Corddry was by far the funniest thing in this, he's a very funny guy, used to love him on the Daily Show and he was great as Detective Frank Wrench the rule abiding cop in Arrested Development.

 

Could have been a lot better than it was.

 

 

 

The Losers

 

 

7/10

 

A much better film than I was expecting. Had some immense action sequences and cool moments that any action fan is bound to enjoy. Chris Evans, as usual, pretty much stole the show, especially in the scene where he is disguised as a delivery guy waiting for an elevator. Zoe Saldana was super-cool and super-hot in this, glad to see her in another kick-ass role after Neytiri. The rest were all pretty much just there. The bad guy, I thought was played really well. He had a great sadistic/sarcastic edge to him. Special shout out to Oscar Jaenada who managed to rock that cowboy hat like a champion. Some decent comedy, some great action, some lovely shots of Saldana. All makes this film worth seeing IMO.

 

 

 

Four Lions

 

 

9/10

 

One of the best films I've seen at the cinema in a long time. Chris Morris really is a genius. This movie kept a decent sized audience laughing well past midnight. Genuine comedy mixed seamlessly with genuine tragedy which makes both resonate more powerfully as a result. Kayvan Novak was brilliant and one of the truly saddest, misdirected characters I've seen in a film. Adeel Akhtar was brilliant as well, as most would have noticed in the trailers. The climax is a culmination of all the previous mishaps throughout the film and it is definitely one that will leave most people thinking about how easy it can be to listen to your friends and be lead down the wrong path.

 

A beautiful, hilarious and poignant film. Chris Morris strikes again.

[Unrighteous]

The Book of Eli - 7/10

 

I quite enjoyed this very 'fallout'esque film, however, i didn't really like the ending that much... but the journey was pretty cool, I think. Denzel was a badass.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Prince of Persia. 5/10. Most of those marks are for Aterton's lips.

[Steve Holt]

The Book of Eli - 7/10

 

I quite enjoyed this very 'fallout'esque film, however, i didn't really like the ending that much... but the journey was pretty cool, I think. Denzel was a badass.

 

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There is no fucking way he was blind. We saw his eyes a few times and there was no glaucoma like there was at the end. And the fact that he had memorised the book completely cheapened the attempts to protect it. It was a very poor end. And there was so much room to make it so much better. Especially as Oldman's character wanted to use the bible for power. The screenwriter let them down badly and someone should have seen that before they even started shooting.

 

Practically nothing he ever does during the film makes any sense when you know he was blind. Nothing.

[Steve Holt]

Prince of Persia. 5/10. Most of those marks are for Aterton's lips.

 

I'm seeing that in less than an hour. At least I have Arterton's lips to look forward to.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I'm seeing that in less than an hour. At least I have Arterton's lips to look forward to.

 

And an American doing an English accent pretty well. At times, you totally forget.

 

Quality lips, though.

[Steve Holt]

And an American doing an English accent pretty well. At times, you totally forget.

 

Quality lips, though.

 

I have been hoping for a decent accent. Russell Crowe was a disappointment. I never expect anything good from these computer game films, but there's really nothing else out at the min and I'll always be a cinema-goer.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I have been hoping for a decent accent. Russell Crowe was a disappointment. I never expect anything good from these computer game films, but there's really nothing else out at the min and I'll always be a cinema-goer.

 

I've not been to see Robin Hood yet. It's been slated, so I probably won't bother.

[Steve Holt]

I've not been to see Robin Hood yet. It's been slated, so I probably won't bother.

 

It's not a terrible film. It's a terrible accent. And the most blatant setup for a sequel I have ever seen. Seriously, it's more blatant than Fellowship of the Ring.

[Mendoza]

You almost get to see Arterton's lips in Alice Creed, but for a strategically placed copy of The Daily Star.

[James]

Un prophète (2009)

 

 

9/10

 

Won the Grand Prix of the Jury, at Cannes, in 2009.

Absolutely loved it. One of the best films I've seen in a long time.

[Faustus]

American: The Bill Hicks Story 10/10

 

Go and see it. The world would be a better place if everybody did.

[RedBrian84]

American: The Bill Hicks Story 10/10

 

Go and see it. The world would be a better place if everybody did.

 

The world would be a better place if he was still alive as well. Great film, nice angle with getting relatives involved as well.

[RedBrian84]

And an American doing an English accent pretty well. At times, you totally forget.

 

Quality lips, though.

 

Isn't Arterton English? I'm sure she was born down south.

 

Not disputing the quality of lips though.

[Thants]

The Right Stuff 1983 - I believe someone on here recommended it.

 

Pretty bad start, trailed to lengthy close ups of actors faces for the last 20 minutes, had an awful editing decision in the most tense scene that absolutely killed it, but can't complain about the amount of decent actors in it. Far too long and far too American too.

6.5/10

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Isn't Arterton English? I'm sure she was born down south.

 

Not disputing the quality of lips though.

 

She is. Jake Gyllenhaal... not so much.

[The Dude Abides]

The 41 year old virgin who knocked up sarah marshall and felt superbad about it!

 

some great gags and scenes in this film, i really recommend you try and see this but i can only give it a 7/10.

 

Watched it myself and it was quite good, they got Seth from Superbad spot on, 6/10 for me.

 

It's a trap!!

[WaltonRed]

30th century man about Scott Walker

 

8/10