Rate the last film you watched...

[chrisbonnie]

The Dilemma

 

fucking shite!!!

[Redder Lurtz]

Deadgirl

 

Fucked up but pretty good. 6.5/10

[dirk grout]

Waterworld

 

The worst film I've ever watched all the way to the end.

 

1/1000

[mattyq]

500 days of summer. Bit of a chick flick but it had a cracking soundtrack; the delectable zoey Deschanel and was clever in parts. 7/10

[Redder Lurtz]

500 days of summer. Bit of a chick flick but it had a cracking soundtrack; the delectable zoey Deschanel and was clever in parts. 7/10

 

Not a bad film at all, that. And yeah, a cracking soundtrack.

[RJ Fan club]

The Way - Sentimental and postive film. I quite enjoyed it. 7/10

[RedinSweden]

Africa United. Cheesy World Cup related family film showing the Fifa family in its glorious light. Or so i thought, it was actually a really nice story, dealt with some issues facing Africa, child soldiers, aids, poverty, and had some nice touches. Not brilliant, but nowhere near as bad as i thought it was going to be. A relatively solid 6.8/10.

[Markmywords]

Hanna

 

7.5 / 10

 

Very watchable but ultimately could have made itself more interesting and could have delivered more.

 

Blanchet is a far better baddy than a goody, she was excellent, and yes, yes I think I would, why not.

[Beantown Red]

Casino Jack

Kevin Spacey

7/10

 

Film based on the Jack Abramoff who was a big shot lobbyist in Washington with ties to Bush and speaker of the house Tom Delay (who also just got convicted) that got brought down and sent to jail. Not sure why it got bad reviews, I thought it was a good movie, sort of comedic (Jon Lovitz is also in it) but from a quick glance of the wiki pages of the people involved seems like most of the things in the movie are true. Even if your not in US politics it is an entertaining movie anyway.

[Redder Lurtz]

Pontypool

 

0.5/10

 

Supposed zombie flick but consists almost entirely of three people sitting in a local radio station studio. Absolute fucking shite and it used 90 minutes of my life during which I could have been doing something more interesting such as nailing my cock to a wall. Wide berth.

[Ted]

Fair Game - 7/10. Fairly average and plodding, but a decent story that had me reasonably interested.

[Tom R]

Attack The Block - Fucking awful. Walked out of the cinema after about and hour and a quarter. Wasn't even arsed how it finished.

 

2/10

[Section_31]

Brooklyn's Finest, 8/10. A little disjointed as it covers the story of three different cops in New York, but it's a good watch and there's a couple of cameos from Wee Bey and Omar from The Wire - both on the same side this time though.

[Mendoza]

Attack The Block - Fucking awful. Walked out of the cinema after about and hour and a quarter. Wasn't even arsed how it finished.

 

2/10

 

You were close to the end, think it's only on for about 88 minutes. Seems a lot longer, though. I went in with fairly high expectations as the reviews have been very positive for some strange reason.

[Section_31]

Waterworld

 

The worst film I've ever watched all the way to the end.

 

1/1000

 

Seriously? Never understood why it was so widely panned, thought it was pretty watchable myself. 7/10 I'd give it myself.

[manwiththestick]

Seriously? Never understood why it was so widely panned, thought it was pretty watchable myself. 7/10 I'd give it myself.

 

Correct. It got an absolute slaughtering when it was released much due to the hype over the budget. It's not great but it's not the turkey it was feathered up to be.

[Lee909]

Mongol-6.5/10

Good but seen better

 

Twighlight Samurai 9/10

Superb film,its not a action film but a great story of a widowed samurai struggling to take care of his daughters,senile mother and trying to do his duty to his lord.

 

7 Samurai 10/10

Nothing new needs said.

[Jonny83]

Falling Down - 9/10. Sums up how I feel some days, minus the whole violence spree and that.

 

"What's this doing in here? FAGGOT SHIT!!!"

[Kobayashi Maru]

Priest - 8.7/10. I liked it. Paul Bettany, Karl Urban, and Maggie Q. Vampires look good as well.

[Guest TK-421]

Falling Down - 9/10. Sums up how I feel some days, minus the whole violence spree and that.

 

"What's this doing in here? FAGGOT SHIT!!!"

 

And now you're going to die, wearing that stupid little hat.

[The Dude Abides]

Limitless - really didn't like the ending in this one.

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its completely without consequence, smug git just continues to be very smug

5/10

[FudgeDragon]

Human Centipede.

 

If i was rating it as a serious film you'd expect to be good, i'd give it 0/10

 

But as a completely random load of bollocks that's good for a laugh 10/10

[redsoxs]

Insidious - Horror where a child falls into a coma, lost in an other dimension.... if you like horrors were theirs no blood but spooky stuff, this is for you. 6/10

[Carvalho Diablo]

My 6 year old niece just phoned me earlier to tell me excitedly that she had just seen Rango, the new Pixar kids' Western, and - bearing in mind she's only 6, she seemed to be trying to tell me that...

 

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Mr Eastwood dusts off his old bottle green poncho for a quick "Man with no name" cameo near the end !!!

 

(I watched The Good, The Bad and The Ugly with her only last weekend)

 

Can anyone confirm this ? If so, I am down to the pics tomorrow morning for the kid for a quid spesh.

[KinskiRage]

El Aura

 

An Argentinian film.

 

The bloke who played the cop in 'The Secrets in their Eyes' is in this as an epileptic taxidermist with a photographic memory who has fanciful ideas about the perfect heist.

 

Pretty, pretty good.

 

8.2 / 10