The Spice Girls

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I think the answer has to be Emma Bunton, by a process of elimination.

 

- Not the Wool who advertises the Scum 

- Not the Tory 

- Not the one who stinks of David Beckham's stale jizz 

- Not the one who has morphed into that unfunny cunt's mask

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I think the answer has to be Emma Bunton, by a process of elimination.

 

- Not the Wool who advertises the Scum 

- Not the Tory 

- Not the one who stinks of David Beckham's stale jizz 

- Not the one who has morphed into that unfunny cunt's mask

 

Baby talks like she's had a stroke. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Baby talks like she's had a stroke. 

She did. It nearly knocked her out for a couple of weeks, but...

 

 

Nobody puts Baby in a coma.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, AngryOfTuebrook said:

She did. It nearly knocked her out for a couple of weeks, but...

 

 

Nobody puts Baby in a coma.

 

[Fugitive]

They have always been rough as fuck… all of them.

These girls were much better wank material and they have aged far far better. Here is a retro pic and one of them recently.

 

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

Never found any of them nice looking but Emma Bunton is probably the best of the bad bunch. 

 

Hate Geri Halliwell and Victoria Beckham and Scary Spice is rough as fuck and looks like a man.

[Arniepie]

Wasn't it frankie Boyle who said posh spice looks like the reflection  you get when you look.at a spoon?

[sir roger]

Rebecca Adlington

[Bjornebye]

And he was spot on to be fair...... 

[Arniepie]

6 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Rebecca Adlington

Ah that was it

 

[VladimirIlyich]

Geri Holywell and Emma Bunton were both decent. Not sure when the GF really cared about political allegiance previously and I would bet Liz Hurley is a tory while Lawson is the daughter of a kiddie fiddler who named her after a female version of himself.

[Strontium]

11 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Geri Holywell and Emma Bunton were both decent. Not sure when the GF really cared about political allegiance previously and I would bet Liz Hurley is a tory while Lawson is the daughter of a kiddie fiddler who named her after a female version of himself.

 

Think that might be ever so slightly libellous against Nigel Lawson, fwiw.

[Bjornebye]

On 13/12/2007 at 20:02, AngryOfTuebrook said:

You've got to complete the set.

(It's the only reason I can think of for shagging Geri.)

 

I'm a plazzy Scouser from Halton, so I voted for Melanie Jane Chisholm.

 

 

 

 

On 13/12/2007 at 20:19, jacco maccaco said:

Ginger

 

on the basis that not many will vote for her.

She'll be really upset, have a crisis of confidence, hit the bottle

and be ready to put out for the nearest sympathetic perv.

 

 

that being me

 

 

On 14/12/2007 at 01:53, thechap said:

I'm married so I'd probably put my slippers on and wait for Newsnight to start.

 

 

[Anubis]

Didn’t they declare that Thatcher was the original Spice Girl? Pretty sure Lauren Laverne called them out as Tories at the time as well.

 

Edit:

 

Quote

Laverne is a supporter of the Labour Party.^{[citation needed]} In late 1996, on a children's TV programme, Laverne referred to the Spice Girls as "Tory scum" for their support for the Conservatives. This was before the 1997 United Kingdom general election.^[29][30]

 

[Gnasher]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Didn’t they declare that Thatcher was the original Spice Girl? Pretty sure Lauren Laverne called them out as Tories at the time as well.

 

Edit:

 

 

Lauren Laverne is boss.

[Numero Veinticinco]

22 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

People on Twitter are acting surprised and disappointed that Geri Halliwell was all over Dorries and Truss at Wembley.

 

Hasn't she always been a Tory twat anyway?

Her husband is a cunt. 

 

That is all.

[A Red]

Who a woman votes for is about number 182 on the list when considering who I would shag. I reckon its top 3 for many on this site.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, A Red said:

Who a woman votes for is about number 182 on the list when considering who I would shag. I reckon its top 3 for many on this site.

Yes, if they're not a uber-Tory or some sort of psycho or a mental goth or worships Satan or something similar, I'm probably not that attracted to them. 

 

Be in a relationship with one? I'd sooner burn off my eyebrows. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Didn’t they declare that Thatcher was the original Spice Girl? Pretty sure Lauren Laverne called them out as Tories at the time as well.

 

Edit:

 

 

I think it was just Halliwell who said that.

[A Red]

10 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

 

 

Be in a relationship with one? I'd sooner burn off my eyebrows. 

Its just wild guessing on my part but I don't think you'll ever be faced with that option

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, A Red said:

Its just wild guessing on my part but I don't think you'll ever be faced with that option

Fair enough. I had a child and a 10 year relationship with one, but I guess I'm going to go have a DNA test now man on forum said a thing. 

[A Red]

27 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Fair enough. I had a child and a 10 year relationship with one, but I guess I'm going to go have a DNA test now man on forum said a thing. 

I'm guessing Scary.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, A Red said:

I'm guessing Scary.

Certainly could be. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

On 13/12/2007 at 17:59, Unrighteous said:

Sporty for me... but I'd just prefer tear all their voiceboxes out.

 

ps - Posh is fucking gross.

Lance picked sporty spice, incredible.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Once I seen that picture of Halliwell with her big bush out before Spice world fame that was me done, no going back, delightful.