Everton sign Riquelme!!!

[Gray - YPC]

It's been on thier official website that Juan Roman Riquelme has signed a 3 year contract with Everton.

 

It's been replaced by on the front page by:http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/20326/club-statement.html

[Spy Bee]

Cocks!

[Ponz]

Gotta love the BS. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Wig]

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?p=749654#post749654

[Unrighteous]

hahahahaha

[chrisbonnie]

and they wonder why nobody takes them seriously, fucking ejits!! :lol:

[Anubis]

Well, they certainly went about that quietly, efficiently, and away from the glare of the spotlight......

[James Dean]

Hilarious. Stupid cunts.

[SoMuch4Gravity]

would have been a great signing. too bad their web guy thought he was playing footy manager instead of reporting actual news...twats.

[Paul]

Ha, ha, ha!!! A magnificently hilarious insight into their deluded fantasies of greatness. They are so fucking small time, it's untrue.

[john23liverpool]

HAHAHA!! silly twats. They obviously havent got anything good to write about........stories about signing Jagielka or Alan Smith arent exactly going to get the fans excited are they. An Evertonian mate of mine told me they were linked with Zenden a couple of weeks ago in one of the papers......i would love that to come off!

[dave u]

The thing with the blues, is no matter how funny I think some of mine and Steve Horton's pisstake articles are, they always manage to top it without even trying.

 

The Comedy Club strikes again.

[RedinSweden]

The thing with the blues, is no matter how funny I think some of mine and Steve Horton's pisstake articles are, they always manage to top it without even trying.

 

The Comedy Club strikes again.

 

If you had written the events of the last year as a Britains Bitterest pisstake, no one would have believed it. Everton are the greatest living work of humorous fiction on the planet.

[Dirk]

I might mock up a CV and apply for a job at Goodison, using the name Rick Elmay.

[Monkeywool]

Wasn't it the eve of the CL final we had a Congratulations to the Reds for winning the CL story on the front page of our webbie?

 

Maybe we shouldn't be throwing stones because of that. Mind you it is piss funny just because it's those deluded tits.

[Section_31]

It's been on thier official website that Juan Roman Riquelme has signed a 3 year contract with Everton.

 

It's been replaced by on the front page by:http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/20326/club-statement.html

 

:lol: Gotta love that shit, so the 'test data' for the new web page involved them signing a decent player? Quality, I reckon Moyes plays with toy football figures, and talks to himself in spanish accents while wiggling the figures: 'Of course Mr Moyes, I'd love to sign for you'

[Stu Monty]

:lol: Gotta love that shit, so the 'test data' for the new web page involved them signing a decent player? Quality, I reckon Moyes plays with toy football figures, and talks to himself in spanish accents while wiggling the figures: 'Of course Mr Moyes, I'd love to sign for you'

 

But gets all angry when they tell him to fuck off, like Cartman does with his toys.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Anyone else think Blue Rinse Bill told them to do it on purpose to get some of the demented fools to run to the ticket office to their season tickets on the renew!?

[Alonso]

We feel sorry for their web master, poor guy has nothing to do and no visitors to the site so he had to do something to get the hits / visitors up.

:lol: :lol: :lol: