Monarchy

[Section_31]

[Captain Willard]

46 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

What about that hunchback in the car park?

Ta dah ! 
Only monarch in English history to have had 3 funerals of their predecessors occur in their lifetime. 

[magicrat]

2 hours ago, Fugitive said:

He’s kicking off about a pen again, the cunt.

 

 

Biro's are quite good 

[Elite]

6 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

The whole grief thing is mind-blowing. Are people really that arsed or are they under some kind of spell?

 

We are being force fed sorrow from every media outlet possible and people are buying it.

 

I honestly feel some kind of depersonalisation with all this shit, like am I in some kind of batshit crazy simulation.

 

People are living in abject poverty and we are supposed to grieve this woman that has lived in luxury her entire life, her family have been upto all sorts of weird (illegal stuff) and gotten away with it and mostly treat people that serve them like utter shit.

 

Fuck the monarchy.

[deiseach]

15 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Ta dah ! 
Only monarch in English history to have had 3 funerals of their predecessors occur in their lifetime.

Off the top of my head, this also applies to Elizabeth I and Edward VIII - edit: he had four die in his lifetime. What am I missing?

[Creator Supreme]

25 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Surely that's photoshopped or a pisstake?

 

Please let it be photoshopped or a pisstake!

[deiseach]

2 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Surely that's photoshopped or a pisstake?

 

Please let it be photoshopped or a pisstake!

I'm sure it's a pisstake. I hope it's real though.

[Arniepie]

11 minutes ago, Elite said:

The whole grief thing is mind-blowing. Are people really that arsed or are they under some kind of spell?

 

We are being force fed sorrow from every media outlet possible and people are buying it.

 

I honestly feel some kind of depersonalisation with all this shit, like am I in some kind of batshit crazy simulation.

 

People are living in abject poverty and we are supposed to grieve this woman that has lived in luxury her entire life, her family have been upto all sorts of weird (illegal stuff) and gotten away with it and mostly treat people that serve them like utter shit.

 

Fuck the monarchy.

This.

Even republicans respected the queen

I'm sure Virginia guiffrie would agree.

[Pidge]

35 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Feels like the press are gearing up to go after him, they want Will and Cate as soon as possible. I assume that's the real driving force here as well, them wanting their own household staff, while Buckingham Palace and Balmoral have the established and most senior royal staff, Charles' old gaff is stuck in the middle...

 

Anyway, the pen thing is fucking funny. Just tell them to get a proper pen Charles. The useless uber-traditionalist wanks are showing you up.

[Captain Willard]

19 minutes ago, deiseach said:

Off the top of my head, this also applies to Elizabeth I and Edward VIII - edit: he had four die in his lifetime. What am I missing?

Good point but I suppose Edward viii wasn’t a monarch when the king died. I don’t know about Elizabeth. I was going to use this question in my pub quiz but you’ve put me right off. 
Ps I’ve googled Elizabeth and you’re right so that question is dead. Ducked a proper bullet there as the quiz participants are pedantic moany fuckers. Thanks.  

[House of Dirk]

Its only a matter of time before the state funeral is postponed as a mark of respect to the queen

[Gnasher]

1 hour ago, magicrat said:

Biro's are quite good 

They should've decked the walls out with today's Racing post horse racing cards and given Charles a bunch of William Hill bookie pens, most of which also never work).

 

It would've been a lovely little tribute to his dear mum and his granny the Queen mother. Opportunity missed in my eyes.

[magicrat]

1 minute ago, Gnasher said:

They should've decked the walls out with today's Sporting life racing cards and given Charles a bunch of William Hill bookie pens, most of which also never work).

 

It would've been a lovely little tribute to his dear mum and his granny the Queen mother. Opportunity missed in my eyes.

Nah , he would have liked one of these 

[Tj hooker]

Thoughts and prayers with any Flag shaggers/ Staunch Royalists/ Mentalists in General/ who find themselves out of the country at this difficult time I hope you are enjoying a bit of normality wherever you are , I'm sure you can't wait to get back to the insanity of the UK currently on show 

[tokyojoe]

Under Private Eye parlance where the queen was always known as Brenda, Charlie is Brian.

 

So it's King Brian then.

[Pidge]

6 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Thoughts and prayers with any Flag shaggers/ Staunch Royalists/ Mentalists in General/ who find themselves out of the country at this difficult time I hope you are enjoying a bit of normality wherever you are , I'm sure you can't wait to get back to the insanity of the UK currently on show 

I'm off on Thursday for a city break, back into St Pancras on Monday PM, going to be carnage. Going to whistle La Marseillaise while waiting for my train.

[Tj hooker]

1 minute ago, Pidge said:

I'm off on Thursday for a city break, back into St Pancras on Monday PM, going to be carnage. Going to whistle La Marseillaise while waiting for my train.

Good luck my friend the forums prayers are with you 

[tokyojoe]

3 minutes ago, Pidge said:

I'm off on Thursday for a city break, back into St Pancras on Monday PM, going to be carnage. Going to whistle La Marseillaise while waiting for my train.

Deutschland Über Alles would really wind everyone up.

[johnsusername]

17 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Thoughts and prayers with any Flag shaggers/ Staunch Royalists/ Mentalists in General/ who find themselves out of the country at this difficult time I hope you are enjoying a bit of normality wherever you are , I'm sure you can't wait to get back to the insanity of the UK currently on show 

Well to be fair I've noticed a lot of them seem to live in Spain. Ex-pats - they love Britain, they just don't want to live in it. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Good point but I suppose Edward viii wasn’t a monarch when the king died. I don’t know about Elizabeth. I was going to use this question in my pub quiz but you’ve put me right off. 
Ps I’ve googled Elizabeth and you’re right so that question is dead. Ducked a proper bullet there as the quiz participants are pedantic moany fuckers. Thanks.  

Go back to the first wording - during her reign - and it's still good.

[House of Dirk]

[redheart]

FFS they give a day off and everything is closed.

 

All cinemas closed except vue and they are only showing the procession of the carcass in a box

[Section_31]

He's all of us.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/sep/13/oh-god-i-hate-this-king-charles-expresses-frustration-over-leaking-pen

 

King Charles has been seen airing his frustration during a ceremony for the second time in four days while in Northern Ireland.

The new monarch was shown signing a visitor’s book in front of cameras at Hillsborough Castle, near Belfast. He reacted after the pen he was using leaked on him.

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“Oh god I hate this (pen)!” Charles said, standing up and handing the pen to his wife, Camilla, Queen Consort.

“Oh look, it’s going everywhere,” Camilla said as her husband wiped his fingers.

“I can’t bear this bloody thing … every stinking time,” Charles said as he walked away.

[Pete]

Even fucking Google has been affected. Home page logo has been greyed out.  Fucking stupid. 

[Gnasher]

The legendary Cecil Edwards demonstrates the reaction of thousands of Brits refusing to leave Centre parks this coming Monday. It's the British way.