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Evertonian Taxi Drivers...

Chris

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They should start charging a fee for the stand-up (sit down i guess) comedy routines they perform when picking Reds up.

 

Pete (DT) and I were getting a cab back to ours after the match yesterday and this Evertonian was asking us about the game and everything... Here's what followed:

 

Blue Cabby: "I fuckin' hate City. Of the two Manchester clubs I don't mind United at all, (obviously) but can't stand City.

 

Chris: "Why not, dude?"

 

Blue Cabby: "They've got these massive delusions of gradeur, they really think they're a big club. They're not a fucking big club. They're a yo-yo club, no bigger than the likes of Reading of Watford."

 

Pete and I looked at each other, smiled, but didn't find it necessary to comment on the irony.

 

Gotta love the way these asswipes always find it necessary to talk themselves out of tips when they pick up Liverpudlians.

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Things a Liverpudlian taxi-driver could say to an Everton fan to ensure a tip.

 

- If the fan is a local one, you could say "It's nice to hear some local accents, you never do when our lot are playing at home."

 

- I think our lot are scared of the idea of ground-sharing because by the time the stadium is finished you'll be finishing ahead of us every season.

 

- I had Tim Cahill in my cab last week. I asked him to do that goal-celebration thing. God I love that.

 

Then you would throw up all over the bluenose, after talking the biggest load of shit ever.

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Things a Liverpudlian taxi-driver could say to an Everton fan to ensure a tip.

 

- If the fan is a local one, you could say "It's nice to hear some local accents, you never do when our lot are playing at home."

 

- I think our lot are scared of the idea of ground-sharing because by the time the stadium is finished you'll be finishing ahead of us every season.

 

- I had Tim Cahill in my cab last week. I asked him to do that goal-celebration thing. God I love that.

 

Any sentence that starts with .. "IFITHADINBEENFOR" would result in a humungus tip, so much so that you wouldn't have to work over Christmas

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Our Liverpool fan taxi driver told us they are advertising half season tickets for Goodison on the radio at the moment, that was a good laugh!

 

Don't you remember last year at this time? 'Get your half season ticket now, AND, get the biggest game of the season for free. Yes, get everton v Liverpool for free when you buy your half season ticket'

I can't believe they still paly that shitty advertisement "get down to goodison' you really couldn't make it up for this BIG club.

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The advert for the half season ticket has the commentary from the derby goals on it.

 

Interesting fact: They were at home the week after the 3-0 derby win, and still couldn't sell out the ground.

 

That is purely down to the work being done on County Road, fucking red bastards on the council fucking about, making us blues miss games.

 

IFITHADNTABINFERTHEROADWERKS

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Sounds familiar that. When they battered us 2-0 in the 93 Goodison derby when Grob and Macca had their set-to on the pitch and they played us off the park they had a full house for that derby, a week later they played a very decent Norwich side in their pomp with the fame of Jeremy Goss they got a measly 19000 so what that means is in the space of 7 days taking our away support out and Norwich prob brought at tops a thousand with them 17000 FromTheHearts went missing. Was their a dose of Malaria on County Road that week or something???

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Oj and they got stuffed in that Norwich game 5-1 the legend Efan Ekoku scored 4 of them. Who said they aren't obsessed with Liverpool.

 

He was interviewed on MOTD after that game and said that scoring four made up for losing in the derby the week before. He's a Red, Efan Ekoku.

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Talking to a blue in work about the United Chelsea game and he went "We all want United to win the league because it pisses off all the Kopites. I don't mind losing tomorrow".

 

That's about par for the course.

 

They're like leeches feeding off our failures.

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