Both Forums are.....

[kopitegaz]

Going down the fucking pan

[The-Sir]

Very true. I'm heading off to Anne Franks hidey hole....

[Count Morfeo]

The Count is a clawful of posts away from retirement.

 

 

20) Cheesecake. Once in an attempt to throw some weight onto his undead frame, the Count would eat a whole cheescake in a day. A single sitting, actually. There is nothing like 2,500 kcals to pile on the pounds. There is also nothing quite like blueberry cheesecake, which just makes the junk food list.

[kopitegaz]

The Count is a clawful of posts away from retirement.

 

 

20) Cheesecake. Once in an attempt to throw some weight onto his undead frame, the Count would eat a whole cheescake in a day. A single sitting, actually. There is nothing like 2,500 kcals to pile on the pounds. There is also nothing quite like blueberry cheesecake, which just makes the junk food list.

 

 

Nice to see you Count.

[Stouffer]

Going down the fucking pan

 

It's the countless amount of utter drivel being posted. Most of it by me probably.

[mattyq]

Where's Emlyn Noos? That crazy muthafucka always made me chortle

[WeAreTheBest]

Going down the fucking pan

 

That Hyypiagirl needs to be fucked off ASAP.

[wiiksie]

That Hyypiagirl needs to be fucked off ASAP.

We should do the honourable thing and have a poll for whether to get rid or not. That is the main reason the forum looks like its full of mentals at the moment.

[WeAreTheBest]

We should do the honourable thing and have a poll for whether to get rid or not. That is the main reason the forum looks like its full of mentals at the moment.

 

Yep but then I think she'd survive forever. When we done the Rashid one, he had about 50 people voting for him and most barely had 10 posts to their name, thats the drawback of it.

 

In short, the lepers who're registered but never post will keep her here.

[Wig]

We should do the honourable thing and have a poll for whether to get rid or not. That is the main reason the forum looks like its full of mentals at the moment.

 

We should have a poll of all the regulars and the one with the most go's!!*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*so Hyypiagirl then yer!?!

[wiiksie]

Yep but then I think she'd survive forever. When we done the Rashid one, he had about 50 people voting for him and most barely had 10 posts to their name, thats the drawback of it.

 

In short, the lepers who're registered but never post will keep her here.

true, forgot about the rasher vote. oh well, leave her to ban herself then.

[Stouffer]

She doesn't need banned. Ignore works really well for me.

 

Would be nice if she stopped acting like a great big mental tho'.

[cochcaer]

That Hyypiagirl needs to be fucked off ASAP.

 

Yep, like Momo and Brendan the novelty quickly wears off.

[TwelveMonkeys]

Where's Emlyn Noos? That crazy muthafucka always made me chortle

 

Noos passes on his best. He is currently doing a stretch of 5-7 for nailing some stupid bint that put beans on his fry-up.

[Count Morfeo]

Nice to see you Count.

 

Thankyou, kopitegaz, and you.

 

21) The doughnut. The Count, the college years. With a dreadful sidepart that gave the look of Steven Fry * shivers at the thought* , the Count would trawl through the centre of Liverpool shopping at the finest mobile doughnut stalls. Those babies had enough sugar on them to send you to Jupiter and back.

This was before the Count had an epiphany, shorning his locks and losing those pounds.

 

 

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[Count Morfeo]

Where's Emlyn Noos? That crazy muthafucka always made me chortle

 

TCMFAMMC

 

22) Spaghetti hoops and alphabites. A classic from the Count's childhood.

 

Enough salt to kill a moose, but a favourite of the infant Count. In fact, the Count can remember eating that very meal at his mate's house, in 1987 when the Liverpool Luton fA Cup game was called off because of snow.

 

 

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[Nunavut Patrick]

TCMFAMMC

 

22) Spaghetti hoops and alphabites. A classic from the Count's childhood.

 

Enough salt to kill a moose, but a favourite of the infant Count. In fact, the Count can remember eating that very meal at his mate's house, in 1987 when the Liverpool Luton fA Cup game was called off because of snow.

 

 

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Truth in your statement, but not in the context you think.

 

In Newfoundland the moose often come out of the forest to lick the salt off the roads in the spring after the snow has melted, leaving salt residue. There is an increase in moose-vehicle accidents.

 

The impending moose-car collision usually favours the motoring Newfoundlander. However, there are usually 5-6 human fatalities a year on the former colonial island.

 

Moose are are found throughout Canada. In Manitoba a Conservative politician, Steven Fletcher, lost an encounter with a moose and is a quadrapeligic. During a committee meeting he threatened a Liberal member to 'go outside and leave tire tracks on you'.

[MLB]

20 different fuckwitted threads on the same subject, 20 different threads after every match, hyypiagirl, the endless re-emergences of Momo, the people you can just tell have come from Koptalk... it's hard work alright.

[aws]

swimming in a sea of shite - particularly the FF. But the majority seem to prefer it that way.

[Guest hyypiagirl]

That Hyypiagirl needs to be fucked off ASAP.

It's not my fault these forums are lacking in IQ .

[Count Morfeo]

Truth in your statement, but not in the context you think.

 

In Newfoundland the moose often come out of the forest to lick the salt off the roads in the spring after the snow has melted, leaving salt residue. There is an increase in moose-vehicle accidents.

 

The impending moose-car collision usually favours the motoring Newfoundlander. However, there are usually 5-6 human fatalities a year on the former colonial island.

 

Moose are are found throughout Canada. In Manitoba a Conservative politician, Steven Fletcher, lost an encounter with a moose and is a quadrapeligic. During a committee meeting he threatened a Liberal member to 'go outside and leave tire tracks on you'.

 

TMTCCOL

 

23) School days revisited: Fishcakes. From the old chippy by Deyes lane shops, Maghull. Those fishcakes were incredible. They probably can't call them fish cakes in these enlightened times, but they stompted all over other pretenders. Crispy and greasy: everything the adult Count fears, but the junior bat adored.

Does anyone remember how cheap chips were as a kid in the 80s. Then, out of the blue, they tried to tell us there was some kind of potato crisis (please) and knocked the price up from about 20p a portion to nigh on 80-90p. Unsurprisingly, the Count doesn't have a postbox how many English pence it would take to buy a portion of chips in the year 2006.

Back to the fish cakes. They were real special. They didn't have that sickly herb and fish sauce other fishcakes tended to have, like in Northway chippy, where that tall dude has worked for the past 20 years, or the old Meadows chippy.

 

Or the chippy by Dover Road.

 

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[Count Morfeo]

24) More school memories: Chips and onion gravy. Sweet. From that chippy by the iceland on Northway, Maghull. Who'd have thought potatos and beef stock could be so wrong. At 14, though, it tasted so right.

 

 

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