So who should be our next manager?

[johnsusername]

1 hour ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

Slot has come from nowhere on Sunday to be 2/1 on Ladbrokes now.

 

I've never heard of him, and yet he's my favourite manager of all time. 

[Elite]

Best thing about Slot is that we'd have a 40% edge before the game even starts.

[El Rojo]

48 minutes ago, clangers said:

Ten Hag is likely to be available this summer.

Hearing we’re allowed any target we want.

 

 

 

 

Once he’s a bald Dutchman. 

[bizzle10]

Slot looks like that Baron Harkkonen from Dune he will Slot right in

[El Rojo]

Nivea furious at this development.

[Smell The Glove]

Mourinho is a cup manager at best now. His football is dated and boring as fuck, most definitely not sustainable to get anywhere close over a league season but could win you a cup from smash and grab tactics and favourable draws. He's also an odious cunt who has absolutely no place at Anfield. 

[polymerpunkah]

The eye-gouger can fuck right off.

 

 

 

[johnsusername]

WHO DO WE WANT?!

[Kevin D]

34 minutes ago, SasaS said:

It looks like the Slot thing is serious. Do we need a welcome thread?

Edwards/Hughes have given it to the Beeb, as well, so serious indeed:

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c8vz6rgm3d7o
 

Feyenoord's Arne Slot is a leading candidate to take over as Liverpool manager from Jurgen Klopp.

 

Klopp announced in January he would leave Anfield at the end of the season and the Reds have been conducting extensive research around a number of candidates.

 

The 45-year-old, who led Feyenoord to the 2022-23 Eredivisie title, has emerged as a candidate who fits Liverpool's criteria.

Feyenoord have won the Dutch Cup this season and are second in the Eredivisie.

The decision to appoint Slot has not been made but he has become a strong candidate to succeed Klopp.

 

He was linked with Leeds United after they sacked manager Jesse Marsch, while Slot also ruled himself out of contention for the Tottenham Hotspur job last summer before Ange Postecoglou took over.

 

The attacking style of Slot, who is also thought to be interesting Barcelona and Bayern Munich, and his ability to develop players are believed to appeal to Liverpool.

 

Slot became Feyenoord head coach in December 2020 after leaving AZ Alkmaar, where he enjoyed success in his first managerial position.

 

The former midfielder spent his entire playing career in the Netherlands, making more than 100 appearances for both FC Zwolle and NAC Breda. 
 

Xabi Alonso was linked with the Anfield job but the former Reds midfielder announced in March he would stay on at Bayer Leverkusen, who have since become German champions.

Sporting Lisbon boss Ruben Amorim was another name heavily linked but he is believed to have fallen out of the running.

 

 

[Tenfolder]

Fuck it, maybe he'll Slot right in.

[Josef Svejk]

Horny Slut is no name for a Liverpool manager. 

[Josef Svejk]

55 minutes ago, SasaS said:

Slot is six feet. Would that be enough?

 

That's a Dutch midget. 

[Moo]

His name is really shit, to think Graham Potter thought he had it bad.

[SasaS]

6 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

Edwards/Hughes have given it to the Beeb, as well, so serious indeed:

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c8vz6rgm3d7o
 

Feyenoord's Arne Slot is a leading candidate to take over as Liverpool manager from Jurgen Klopp.

 

Klopp announced in January he would leave Anfield at the end of the season and the Reds have been conducting extensive research around a number of candidates.

 

The 45-year-old, who led Feyenoord to the 2022-23 Eredivisie title, has emerged as a candidate who fits Liverpool's criteria.

Feyenoord have won the Dutch Cup this season and are second in the Eredivisie.

The decision to appoint Slot has not been made but he has become a strong candidate to succeed Klopp.

 

He was linked with Leeds United after they sacked manager Jesse Marsch, while Slot also ruled himself out of contention for the Tottenham Hotspur job last summer before Ange Postecoglou took over.

 

The attacking style of Slot, who is also thought to be interesting Barcelona and Bayern Munich, and his ability to develop players are believed to appeal to Liverpool.

 

Slot became Feyenoord head coach in December 2020 after leaving AZ Alkmaar, where he enjoyed success in his first managerial position.

 

The former midfielder spent his entire playing career in the Netherlands, making more than 100 appearances for both FC Zwolle and NAC Breda. 
 

Xabi Alonso was linked with the Anfield job but the former Reds midfielder announced in March he would stay on at Bayer Leverkusen, who have since become German champions.

Sporting Lisbon boss Ruben Amorim was another name heavily linked but he is believed to have fallen out of the running.

 

 

 

 

That's what I meant.

 

Oh, well. At least we have already done a 32-page tactical analysis of the next United manager. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

If he gets the job, he has a couple of months to grow a beard or I'm booing him.

[Josef Svejk]

2 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

If he gets the job, he has a couple of months to grow a beard or I'm booing him.

 

He's far too ugly to replace Klopp. It's completely unacceptable. 

[Moo]

2 hours ago, TD_LFC said:

 

 

The club has had a pretty good no dickhead rule up to now because they invest as much in the off the field scouting as they do on the field, especially for players, so making sure a signing is a high character high talent person is as much as you can do the rest is down to luck.

 

We had plenty of them before Klopp.

I think sometimes people underestimate his influence over the club and the players, which is a bit mad to me.

 

But anyway, the tiny bit I've seen of Slot he seems an okay fella and seems to have a presence, maybe even a little bit of charisma.  Judgement on that side of things to be reserved until I've seen more. 

 

 

[Lee909]

 

 

 

[Josef Svejk]

He looks like a fucking snooker player. 

[HazelyCosmicJove]

1 hour ago, SasaS said:

Slot is six feet. Would that be enough?

Wow, a Dutchman with six feet. He might be Virgil, Gakpo and Gravenberch all at the same time.

[Josef Svejk]

6 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

 

 

 

 

Wrong sport... 

 

 

[Denny Crane]

3 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

He looks like a fucking snooker player. 

 

Darts player as well. Depending on his results is what type of baldy cunt he will be. 

 

 

[Baltar]

We're copying Man United in hiring a bald Dutchman unproven outside of the Dutch league. If you can't beat them, might as well join them.

[Moo]

His English is very good unlike the other bald Dutch fella down the M62 (which I think is his biggest problem here, poor communicator).

[Bjornebye]

21 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

He looks like a fucking snooker ball

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