January 2023 Transfer Thread

[joe_fishfish]

 

The Ozan Kabak and Arthur Melo deals went so well, we've decided to another one.

[sir roger]

12 minutes ago, joe_fishfish said:

 

The Ozan Kabak and Arthur Melo deals went so well, we've decided to another one.

 

I find this post massively disrespectful to that legendary centre-forward, Steven Caulker.

[an tha]

Just leave him down there on Sunday....

 

https://www.thisisanfield.com/2023/01/brighton-targeting-alex-oxlade-chamberlain-in-january-but-on-1-condition/

[No2]

Chat about Ox walking for less than the price of a pack of peanuts.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Gravenberch agent was also at the training ground in the last few days. 

[Dr Nowt]

9 minutes ago, No2 said:

Chat about Ox walking for less than the price of a pack of peanuts.

Sounds like we’re driving a hard bargain. Is Michael Edwards back or something?

[3 Stacks]

If this opportunistic signing is Gravenberch, that would be a level above what we've done for that type of signing in the past. We've never done deals with Raiola/this new person that runs his old agency, though, there's no relationship there. 

 

Not sure what the deal is with Gravenberch either. Supposed to be a great prospect but he hasn't put it all together yet. 

[joe_fishfish]

Edwards would probably get at least a Walkers multipack for Ox. Maybe even some kettle chips.

[Scott_M]

40 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Gravenberch agent was also at the training ground in the last few days. 

 

[Scott_M]

Straight swap, Ox for Caicedo. Everybody would be a winner in the scenario.

[Scott_M]

1 hour ago, joe_fishfish said:

 

The Ozan Kabak and Arthur Melo deals went so well, we've decided to another one.

They had a podcast and were chatting about Rabiot last week. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

6 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

 

He has loads of players. He turned up in the Mystery Machine.

[Scott_M]

7 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

He has loads of players. He turned up in the Mystery Machine.

Apparently his agent is Rafaela Pimenta and she inherited a lot of Raiola’s players once he died. 
 

Apparently she represents…

 

 

I assume that’s not an exhaustive list, nobody jumps out at me.

[Scott_M]

Exasperated sigh…

 

[TD_LFC]

11 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Exasperated sigh…

 

You want a right back?

[Scott_M]

2 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

You want a right back?

 

Not, just somebody else strengthening while we aren't. Conte won't even be there next season.

 

EDIT - I forgot we already signed Gakpo. 

[TD_LFC]

1 minute ago, Scott_M said:

 

EDIT - I forgot we already signed Gakpo. 

 

The Diaz effect.

[El Rojo]

43 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Apparently his agent is Rafaela Pimenta and she inherited a lot of Raiola’s players once he died. 
 

Apparently she represents…

 

 

I assume that’s not an exhaustive list, nobody jumps out at me.

 

Own Wijndal sounds like Gini Wijnaldum in a football game not officially endorsed by FIFA. Get him in. 

[Scott_M]

4 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

 

Own Wijndal sounds like Gini Wijnaldum in a football game not officially endorsed by FIFA. Get him in. 

He would be the Pro Evolution Soccer player for Merseyside Reds.

[No2]

5 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

 

Own Wijndal sounds like Gini Wijnaldum in a football game not officially endorsed by FIFA. Get him in. 

It's the closest we will have come to replacing Gini. Make it happen, or Bryan Brobbey, what a name.

[Mook]

I refuse to accept that Denzel Dumfries is a real name.

[Scott_M]

[Bobby Hundreds]

Arsenal win the lottery

[Em City]

4 hours ago, El Rojo said:

We should make a few enquiries about Evan Ferguson at Brighton. 18-years-old and already bullying defenders. 

 

Apparently he's a Liverpool fan and we were in for him but he decided to go to Brighton for more opportunities.

 

He looks the real deal.

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

I refuse to accept that Denzel Dumfries is a real name.

 

It's a proper Dutch Aruban name.