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Tory Cunt Leadership Race.

Which cunt wins?  

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  1. 1. Well?

    • Rishi Soocunt
    • Jeremy Cunt
    • Penny Morcunt
    • Cunt Truss
    • Tom Somecunt
    • Saj Javcunt
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    • Kemmy Unknowncunt
      0
    • Grant 'The Whiney Little Cunt' Shapps
      0
    • Suella The Stupid Cunt
      0
    • Nadcunt Cunthavi
    • A N Other Cunt


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10 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I reckon it'll be Zahawi. He makes all the right noises to rally support from the right of the party, who'll move on from Europe to a general culture war against supposed "wokeism".

 

The optics of it coming from a person of colour whose family escaped Iraq will help pander to those thinking he represents cultural inclusivity, which plays well to the Tory heartlands.

 

It'll match up well against a pasty faced Sir who tries to convince voters he's symbolic of change.

He’s apparently under investigation by HMRC due to his tax affairs. I can’t find the link but saw it earlier. 
 

edit: found the link

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/chancellor-nadhim-zahawi-tax-investigation-hmrc-b2119590.html

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2 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Don't think the Tories would be daft enough to put someone BAME in charge as that will alienate a big chunk of their voter base. 

I think this too but tbf this is a very diverse government but appointing one as leader might be a step too far for them. 
 

as a British Asian myself I’ve waited decades for people who look like me to get into positions of power and they all turn out to be absolute cunts no different to the entitled bunch of cunts we already have in charge. 
 

guess politics attracts a certain type.

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2 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

I think this too but tbf this is a very diverse government but appointing one as leader might be a step too far for them. 
 

as a British Asian myself I’ve waited decades for people who look like me to get into positions of power and they all turn out to be absolute cunts no different to the entitled bunch of cunts we already have in charge. 
 

guess politics attracts a certain type.

Agree. It's great to be diverse but make sure there's a Mighty Whitey telling them all what to do. Would be amazed if they bucked this trend. 

 

Regardless of colour, you've got to be a cunt to be a Tory 

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5 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

If they want to make it interesting, one word...

 

 

 

 

Thunderdome!

 

 

 

10 cunts enter, 1 cunt leaves!

Or even better none of them leave.

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1 hour ago, JagSquared said:

I think this too but tbf this is a very diverse government but appointing one as leader might be a step too far for them. 
 

as a British Asian myself I’ve waited decades for people who look like me to get into positions of power and they all turn out to be absolute cunts no different to the entitled bunch of cunts we already have in charge. 
 

guess politics attracts a certain type.

Word.

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What the actual fuck. It's like some kind of Freddy Krueger shit, everytime you turn a corner there's a new nightmare.

 

Jeremy Hunt has said he would make Esther McVey his deputy prime minister if he won the Conservative leadership campaign, as a string of contenders reiterated promises to cut taxes

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30 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

What the actual fuck. It's like some kind of Freddy Krueger shit, everytime you turn a corner there's a new nightmare.

 

Jeremy Hunt has said he would make Esther McVey his deputy prime minister if he won the Conservative leadership campaign, as a string of contenders reiterated promises to cut taxes

His exact words was she'd be his John Prescott on the TV this morning!

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That Bent Wallace cunt must have some serious skeletons in the cupboard not to be running. He was favourite the other day.  Tom Buggertwat is my tip.  Soldier boy will appeal to those in the party that want the empire back .  In other words most of them .

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7 minutes ago, magicrat said:

That Bent Wallace cunt must have some serious skeletons in the cupboard not to be running. He was favourite the other day.  Tom Buggertwat is my tip.  Soldier boy will appeal to those in the party that want the empire back .  In other words most of them .

I reckon he's got a great chance if he gets to the last 2, but I would be amazed if he got through the MP voting. Which is why I think Morcunt will make it. I reckon she'll get enough MP votes to get to the last 2, she's seen as a Thatcher by the blue rinses in the party, is a navy reservist and her dad was a para. 

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It will likely be Jeremy Cunt but I guarantee you one things whoever does win it is a massive Cunt I’ll tell you that for nothing 

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