Sausage and Mash - What do you have with yours?

[Tony Moanero]

Mash made with unpeeled potatoes. Beans in Bolognese. Fuck me! Going for lie down!

[Mudface]

Please don't put beans in a Bolognese. I know things are rough, but it isn't the fall of civilisation just yet.

[cloggypop]

9 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Mash made with unpeeled potatoes. Beans in Bolognese. Fuck me! Going for lie down!

Put them together and you can make a frankenshepherds pie. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Peeled the spuds ? I never peel them 

How the fuck d’yer make mash?

[TheHowieLama]

A fella in the Navy has never peeled potatoes...

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

How the fuck d’yer make mash?

Poorly

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

How the fuck d’yer make mash?

Just mash the skin into the spuds. You're not going to get whipped, ultra-smooth mash, but it's really tasty.

[TheHowieLama]

Just now, Mudface said:

Just mash the skin into the spuds. You're not going to get whipped, ultra-smooth mash, but it's really tasty.

If you are going to do that you should just smash up a baked potato - the skins will be better.

[Jose Jones]

Baked beans in bolognaise. Jesus fucking Christ.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

2 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Just mash the skin into the spuds. You're not going to get whipped, ultra-smooth mash, but it's really tasty.

Seriously why bother cooking the bastards just twat them at yer face until satisfied.

[TheHowieLama]

#beanognaise

[Mudface]

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

If you are going to do that you should just smash up a baked potato - the skins will be better.

Yep. Quicker just to boil the things though and there's not a massive amount of difference anyway (I have children who won't eat a baked potato unless it's mashed up. Pricks).

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

#beanognaise

Bolgnese has beans in anyway - them fuckers that can kill yer, so swapping to yer saucy tomato ones is only gonna help, good dash of salt to balance, and a swig of cheap Shiraz in the pan.

[Pureblood]

5 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

Baked beans in bolognaise. Jesus fucking Christ.

I can't tell what's satire. 

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Seriously why bother cooking the bastards just twat them at yer face until satisfied.

Most of the taste in a spud is in the skin. Why lose it?

[TheHowieLama]

4 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Bolgnese has beans in anyway

[General Dryness]

4 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Bolgnese has beans in anyway - them fuckers that can kill yer, so swapping to yer saucy tomato ones is only gonna help, good dash of salt to balance, and a swig of cheap Shiraz in the pan.

Nah that's kidney beans mate. In yer chili con carne.

[Mudface]

6 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Bolgnese has beans in anyway - them fuckers that can kill yer, so swapping to yer saucy tomato ones is only gonna help, good dash of salt to balance, and a swig of cheap Shiraz in the pan.

The fuck it does. Chilli does, but not fucking baked beans with that sickly sauce.

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, General Dryness said:

Nah that's kidney beans mate. In yer chili con carne.

 

Just now, Mudface said:

The fuck it does. Chilli does, but not fucking baked beans with that sickly sauce.

YEAH

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

6 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Most of the taste in a spud is in the skin. Why lose it?

So - chips and roasties - skin off or on you fucking Neanderthal????

2 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Nah that's kidney beans mate. In yer chili con carne.

Not when my bastard ma was cooking it in the 80s, she put them in both. Then me da would say, oh if they’re not cooked right, they can kill yer, and fuck off with his egg and chips to watch this is your right on the couch.

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

The fuck it does. Chilli does, but not fucking baked beans with that sickly sauce.

See above, you need to expand yer horizons a bit bud, peel yer spuds, and give it a bit of Blumenthal with yer bean based experimentation, he never got where he is today by refusing to empty a can of Heinz most famous in a bolognese, no sir.

[General Dryness]

1 minute ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

So - chips and roasties - skin off or on you fucking Neanderthal????

Not when my bastard ma was cooking it in the 80s, she put them in both. Then me da would say, oh if they’re not cooked right, they can kill yer, and fuck off with his egg and chips to watch this is your right on the couch.

See above, you need to expand yer horizons a bit bud, peel yer spuds, and give it a bit of Blumenthal with yer bean based experimentation, he never got where he is today by refusing to empty a can of Heinz most famous in a bolognese, no sir.

I think it's fair to say that your bastard ma was the exception rather than the rule. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

1 minute ago, General Dryness said:

I think it's fair to say that your bastard ma was the exception rather than the rule. 

She was and possibly still is a bastard, however I did a quick DDG search and it does seem to be somewhat reasonable behaviour to add them.

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

So - chips and roasties - skin off or on you fucking Neanderthal????

Not when my bastard ma was cooking it in the 80s, she put them in both. Then me da would say, oh if they’re not cooked right, they can kill yer, and fuck off with his egg and chips to watch this is your right on the couch.

See above, you need to expand yer horizons a bit bud, peel yer spuds, and give it a bit of Blumenthal with yer bean based experimentation, he never got where he is today by refusing to empty a can of Heinz most famous in a bolognese, no sir.

Chips and roasties, you're frying them in hot oil, leaving the skin on would fuck them up.

 

I cooked a corned beef bolognese when I was at Uni and skint. At no point did I ever resort to putting beans in one. I've no idea why you ever would do.

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

 DDG search and it does seem to be somewhat reasonable behaviour to add them.

Arthur I fear your searches have become predictive.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

43 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Arthur I fear your searches have become predictive.

Not with the duck mate, it don’t do that shit.