Great opening lyric lines

[TheHowieLama]

The crawlers cover the floor.

[setreal]

Pigs, they tend to wiggle when they walk.

[SammyAftershave]

Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air

[King Emlyn]

Just on the op that particular song ends with the line

 

"Saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vics.........his hair was perfect"

 

Do lyrics actually get any better than this? Beautiful

[TheHowieLama]

^^^^^

 

I'd like to meet his tailor.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

It was on the good ship Venus by Christ you should've seen us

the figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was a mammoth penis. 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I was born by the river, in a little tent... And just like that river I've been running ever since.

[stringvest]

I was born by the river, in a little tent... And just like that river I've been running ever since.

 

 

What a song.  I just wished they hadn't put the white strings on it.

[Jose Jones]

In 1984 I was hospitalised for approaching perfection.

[VladimirIlyich]

It was on the good ship Venus by Christ you should've seen us

the figure head was a whore in bed and the mast was a mammoth penis.

Friggin in the Riggin.

[Bjornebye]

It was on a dreary new years eve as the shade of light fell down.... 

[General Dryness]

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

[SammyAftershave]

I met my love by the gas works wall

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Hello darkness, my old friend; I've come to talk with you again.

[KMD7]

I'm your mama, I'm your daddy

I'm that nigga in the alley

I'm your doctor, when in need

Want some coke, have some weed

You know me, I'm your friend

Your main boy, thick and thin

I'm your pusherman

I'm your pusherman

[KMD7]

I'm not like them, but I can pretend,

The sun is gone, but I have a light,

The day is done, but I'm having fun,

I think I'm dumb, maybe just happy,

 

Dumb, Nirvanas best song in my opinion.

 

I concur

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

It was Christmas Eve, Babe, in the drunk tank. An old man said to me, won't see another one.

 

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay.

 

Well, you can tell by the way I *use* my walk, I'm a woman's man.

 

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, it's not warm when she's away. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, and she's always gone too long, anytime she goes away.

 

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be close to you.

[Stickman]

"Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul to waste"

 

"And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate"

 

The rest of it isn't too shabby either.....

 

Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

She keeps Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet. 'Let them eat cake' she says, just like Marine Antoinette. 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I wish I could tie you up in my shoes, make you feel unpretty too.  I was told I was beautiful, but what does that mean to you?

[KMD7]

I Know It's Over

 

The Smiths

 

Lyrics

 

Oh mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head

And as I climb into an empty bed

Oh well, enough said

I know it's over still I cling

I don't know where else I can go, mother

 

 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

It's time to get some Demi in our lives. Un-Ironically, you cynical bastards. 

 

The day I first met you, you told me you'd never fall in love. 

But now that I get you, I know fear is what it really was. 

Now here we are, so close yet so far, haven't I passed the test?

When will you realise, baby I'm not like the rest? 

 

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Did you forget, that I was even alive?

Did you forget, everything we ever had?

Did you forget, did you forget about me?

 

Did you regret, ever standing by my side? 

Did you forget, what we were feeling inside?

Now I'm left to forget about us.

[Paul]

I said a hip, hop, hippy to the hippy to the hip, hip hop and you don't stop.

 

Genius...

[halewood pete]

Arseholes,bastards,fucking cunts and pricks.

 

(An Ian dury classic ,plaistow Patricia)

[stringvest]

Two margarines on the go, it's a nightmare scenario...