Bring on your Manchester United....Sunday, 14 December 2014.

[cmuller]

Play two upfront. I'd go Markovic/Sterling. Can must be appalling in training if he's not getting at least a chance ahead of Henderson and especially Allen as they're contributing fuck all week in week out.

[Grinch]

Dreading this.  They're better on the pitch and the dug out.  Last season was good while it lasted.

[razor]

To say that the mancs are in a false position is an understatement - they are a terrible team playing poor, disjointed football.

 

The drawback is that our own particular brand of disjointed football is actually worse than theirs.

[Red Banjo]

Who's the cunt? Sorry ref, I meant ref... Who's the cunt ref?

[KopOut]

Absolutely no way should Sterling start as striker.

 

It is time for Rodgers to stand or fall by Borini, who should be ob the team sheet for the next 5 games, or until Balo is fit.

[magicrat]

Who's the cunt? Sorry ref, I meant ref... Who's the cunt ref?

Mr Cunt Atkinson to you. 

[Anubis]

As much as I can't stand the little rat, Neville called this right. A battle of two pub teams. Unfortunately their pub team has players who can score goals.

[magicrat]

Christ I am fucking hacked off after last night and honestly I wish this fixture wasn't happening 

The Manc cunts will be creaming themselves at the prospect of sticking the boot in and who could blame them after we pissed all over them last season. Pass me a straw to clutch at 

[bouncebrigade]

This has the makings of a wonderful hungover Sunday.

 

Scholes and Redknapp in the studio telling everyone how shit we are.

 

Tyler and Neville commentating.

 

Henderson and co. stinking the place out of it.

 

Shrek and The Rapist having a field day with our "defence".

 

Skrtel getting sent off and Rickie Lambert dropping into centre half.

 

BRING. IT. ON.

[El Rojo]

We're fuckin shite.

We'll get tonked.

The ref will do us over.

The subs will be baffling.

 

As you were.

 

Dere's a lad called ZonkoVille,

Writes poetry when he has time,

Must be one of them haikus, though,

Because it don't rhyme.

[ZonkoVille77]

Dere's a lad called ZonkoVille,

Writes poetry when he has time,

Must be one of them haikus, though,

Because it don't rhyme.

I like it. You'd be welcomed with open arms over on RAWK.

[manwiththestick]

How on earth we've managed to fuck this up.

We are Liverpool. Tra la. La la. La.

[xerxes]

There is no point in paying for a draw here. They are bound to score so we need to take the game to them.

 

This is an excellent opportunity for Brendan to demonstrate his tactical nous.

[Reckoner]

sterling up top? for his shooting ability?

[JermainePennant]

Ive been anticipating this as a painful game for a while, a win could be a big turning point but I cant see it.

[Grinch]

There is no point in paying for a draw here. They are bound to score so we need to take the game to them.

 

This is an excellent opportunity for Brendan to demonstrate his tactical nous.

 

He sold that to Barcelona.

[DaveT]

There is no point in paying for a draw here. They are bound to score so we need to take the game to them.

 

This is an excellent opportunity for Brendan to demonstrate his tactical nous.

Pay for a draw? Is that an option? I'll get my wallet, who's up for a whip-round?

[magicrat]

There is no point in paying for a draw here. They are bound to score so we need to take the game to them.

 

This is an excellent opportunity for Brendan to demonstrate his tactical nous.

 

I would quite happily pay for a draw !

[magicrat]

Pay for a draw? Is that an option? I'll get my wallet, who's up for a whip-round?

repped beat me to it

[jamespp]

If were wearing that stupid yellow kit in the tunnel ill know we have lost

[kirkbyred1]

We're shite. Worse liverpool team in history

 

We'll get twatted

 

Only the fact I'm on holiday will make this day bareable

[Tony Moanero]

We are the worst team in sporting history. Marine FC are better than us, we are that bad. In fact, I'd champion swapping places with Marine with immediate effect, but I think we would probably get relegated from the Northern Premier League.

[razor]

We are the worst team in sporting history. Marine FC are better than us, we are that bad. In fact, I'd champion swapping places with Marine with immediate effect, but I think we would probably get relegated from the Northern Premier League.

 

We go again!

[Hand Shandy]

Mignolet

 

Manquillo

Lovren

Sakho

Moreno

 

Allen

Can

 

Lallana

Gerrard

Markovic

 

Sterling

 

With the exception of Gerrard and Sterling, they're your players Brendan...

[ratcatcher]

There is no point in paying for a draw here. They are bound to score so we need to take the game to them.

 

This is an excellent opportunity for Brendan to demonstrate his tactical nous.

 

sniggers.