The shitness of modern football

[Arl arse]

That's well and truly fuckety fucked up.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Another corporate partner announced.

[jimmycase]

Yes, a Sports Supplements company. Hope they told sakho or maybe not if he's being shipped out!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Isnt he the guy who looked quite good at sunderland for about 10 games then fucked off to the highest wage payer?

Also the guy who shit the bed when he was taking a late penalty in the World Cup quarter final.

 

He is the anti-Dirk.

[whtwht]

Football Super Tips ‏@FootySuperTips 10m10 minutes ago

 

Asamoah Gyan is having a medical at Reading Shanghai will subsidize his wages.... He's on £220,000 a week

 

 

Its Fucked

Yep I truly hope that bubble bursts soon.

 

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[SammyAftershave]

[Tony Moanero]

I like it.

 

Sue me.

[stringvest]

I like it.

 

Sue me.

 

 

It's the sort of thing Monty wears for work when it's warm.

[Sputnik1]

I just grabbed a kids one (with shorts) from aliexpress for about £13. not paying £42 for just the shirt in town. 

 

(for one of the kids obviously)

[Jairzinho]

 

Why would it bother you what Italian refs are wearing...oh fuck.

[SammyAftershave]

I wouldn't wear it to bed if I was marooned on an uninhabited island....Even if I had a bed.

[jimmycase]

Fuck it, Can picks up foot injury with Germany so will miss next 2 games. Not sure if thats good news or not.

[Arl arse]

Fuck it, Can picks up foot injury with Germany so will miss next 2 games. Not sure if thats good news or not.

But we don't need a controlling beast of a midfielder, so we're OK, much more important to have a massive bank balance.

[Bob]

Our fluorescent and black kit is loads better than arsenals black and fluorescent kit.

 

Have you seen the badge on it - it's horrific.

 

[kalasoma]

Amidst all the crap, there is an ounce of good. Watch number 6, mini Iniesta

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2016/aug/31/barcelona-youth-team-console-japanese-squad-soccer-world-challenge-video?CMP=share_btn_tw

[lifetime fan]

Saw that earlier - class from the kids.

[Trumo]

On Sky's football page, I noticed that Italy and France are playing a friendly right now. Clicking the link shows you match details including team line-ups. Normally when you see team line-ups on websites, the players often have symbols next to their name to indicate if they've scored, picked up a card or been subbed etc. There is a new symbol on the Sky website - a little football boot - to indicate what time a player changed his boots during the game. Yes, you read that correctly.

[an tha]

Fuck it, Can picks up foot injury with Germany so will miss next 2 games. Not sure if thats good news or not.

read the other day that over half our squad have had injuries since returning for pre season/in season so far..

 

 

"

Klopp has seen over half his first-team squad suffer injuries in the two months since the players returned to training.

 

"Sheyi Ojo and Loris Karius are close to returning to fitness, while Ragnar Klavan was the latest to pick up an injury last week which saw him miss the Spurs game.

 

Lucas Leiva returned from injury last week, while Mamadou Sakho, Joel Matip, Joe Gomez, Philippe Coutinho, James Milner, Marko Grujic, Daniel Sturridge, Divock Origi and Can have all had injuries since returning for the new season"

 

Soft as shite.

[lifetime fan]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37236263

[chris71]

On Sky's football page, I noticed that Italy and France are playing a friendly right now. Clicking the link shows you match details including team line-ups. Normally when you see team line-ups on websites, the players often have symbols next to their name to indicate if they've scored, picked up a card or been subbed etc. There is a new symbol on the Sky website - a little football boot - to indicate what time a player changed his boots during the game. Yes, you read that correctly.

At last! Been waiting for that for years.

No doubt Bet365 will soon have a market for it.

[Kant]

I expect at least one costume change from the performers midway through my entertainment product.

[Trumo]

I expect at least one costume change from the performers midway through my entertainment product.

 

Oh no you don't.

[Kant]

Oh yes I do

 

[Trumo]

What costume do you put on once you've got out of your regular clothes?

[Kant]

Eh?

Those are my regular clothes.