Malaysian Boeing 777 goes missing

[Bjornebye]

"Here is your dinner sir"

 

"What is it?"

 

"Boiled chicken, new potatoes and peas"

 

"Fuck this, I wanted deep fried squid and seaweed"

 

"I'm afraid that is not part of the in-flight meal, I can do you soup?"

 

"Soup you blonde cunt, I want deep fried squid and seaweed!" 

 

"Sir I will need you to calm-down"

 

"You jumped up fucking slag"

 

"If you dont calm down I will call the pilot"

 

"Call him the fucking prick i'll web him everywhere"

 

"Are you spiderman?"

 

"No but i'll fucking web him"

 

"Fine stay there"

 

"Slag"

 

2 minutes later

 

"Hi, Pilot Shah here, what is the problem"

 

"Slut face wouldn't serve me what I wanted"

 

"what did you want sir?" 

 

"Deep fried squid and seaweed you fucking baldy bastard"

 

"Seaweed? Seaweed? Fucking seaweed you want cunt yeah? Hang on"

 

2 minutes later the cunt gets all the seaweed he can eat. 

 

 

 

 

The end. 

[General Dryness]

Confucious say Honourable passenger laugh on other side of grid at point of impact.

[Spy Bee]

But surely if they all adopted the brace position as instructions in the safety manual recommend, they would have survived any impact?

[Carvalho Diablo]

It nosedived into the fucking sea and it is embedded like a dart with fish tearing at the door to get in and eat some chinese.

 

who can blame them? 

 

Fucking right.

 

[stringvest]

I think it's got something to do with this.  

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-27238332

[Spy Bee]

I think it's got something to do with this.  

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-27238332

How hard can it be to find a clever Romanian in France?

[Bjornebye]

Its in the oggin. 

[dandyman]

They've found it...

[Bjornebye]

They've found it...

 

Its a mattress 

[Liverpool lad]

Any update lads?

[Spy Bee]

Smissing!

[Josef Svejk]

Any update lads?

 

Last I read, the families had been kicked out of their hotel in Beijing.

[Spy Bee]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2619388/What-havent-told-cargo-MH370-Mystery-deepens-missing-flight-claims-loaded-2-3tonnes-items-not-listed-manifest.html

 

Eleven terrorists with links to Al Qaeda have been arrested on suspicion of being involved in the disappearance of MH370

• Suspects were arrested in the capital Kuala Lumpur and the state of Kedah
• Said to members of violent new terror group said to be planning attacks
• Interrogations came after demands from agencies including FBI and MI6 
• Manifest revealed presence of consignment but did not reveal its contents
• Airline has admitted 200kg of lithium batteries was among the items
• It refused to say what else, citing 'legal reason' related to 'ongoing' probe

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2619388/What-havent-told-cargo-MH370-Mystery-deepens-missing-flight-claims-loaded-2-3tonnes-items-not-listed-manifest.html#ixzz30krSIhmJ 
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[the chimp]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2619388/What-havent-told-cargo-MH370-Mystery-deepens-missing-flight-claims-loaded-2-3tonnes-items-not-listed-manifest.html

 

Eleven terrorists with links to Al Qaeda have been arrested on suspicion of being involved in the disappearance of MH370

• Suspects were arrested in the capital Kuala Lumpur and the state of Kedah
• Said to members of violent new terror group said to be planning attacks
• Interrogations came after demands from agencies including FBI and MI6 
• Manifest revealed presence of consignment but did not reveal its contents
• Airline has admitted 200kg of lithium batteries was among the items
• It refused to say what else, citing 'legal reason' related to 'ongoing' probe

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2619388/What-havent-told-cargo-MH370-Mystery-deepens-missing-flight-claims-loaded-2-3tonnes-items-not-listed-manifest.html#ixzz30krSIhmJ 

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Their arrest had nothing to do with this according to the authorities there though Adam. It's the Mail jumping the gun yet again (as they did with the spurious links between the pilot and Anwar's conviction)..

 

http://www.themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/igp-11-terror-suspects-not-linked-to-mh370

[Spy Bee]

It's being reported more widely than just The Mail. That's not to say it's true obviously.

[Spy Bee]

Interesting that they are withholding info about the cargo. I reckon my thorium plasma batteries theory was right all along!

[Bobby Hundreds]

They should fit these planes with a giant key ring my dad used to have. When he whistled the key ring began to beep. Another problem solved.

[Russ Atmosphere]

I think the cargo may have been anvils.

[Fugitive]

Someone needs to create a findmyplane app for the iPhone.

[Pureblood]

They might come across giant squid during the underwater search.  They live deep in those waters. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2619388/What-havent-told-cargo-MH370-Mystery-deepens-missing-flight-claims-loaded-2-3tonnes-items-not-listed-manifest.html

 

Eleven terrorists with links to Al Qaeda have been arrested on suspicion of being involved in the disappearance of MH370

• Suspects were arrested in the capital Kuala Lumpur and the state of Kedah
• Said to members of violent new terror group said to be planning attacks
• Interrogations came after demands from agencies including FBI and MI6 
• Manifest revealed presence of consignment but did not reveal its contents
• Airline has admitted 200kg of lithium batteries was among the items
• It refused to say what else, citing 'legal reason' related to 'ongoing' probe

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2619388/What-havent-told-cargo-MH370-Mystery-deepens-missing-flight-claims-loaded-2-3tonnes-items-not-listed-manifest.html#ixzz30krSIhmJ 

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I suppose the inference being that the plane had a bomb on board ?

 

If that aeroplane had exploded there would have been large scale debris all over the shop. Not a chance.

[Spy Bee]

It looks like they are finally starting to question the Inmarsat data http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/missing-malaysia-airlines-flight-mh370-officials-say-its-back-to-drawing-board-with-data-as-search-enters-new-phase-9323768.html

[Spy Bee]

Why Inmarsat data is probably wrong http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/05/why-the-official-explanation-of-mh370s-demise-doesnt-hold-up/361826/

[Funkasy]

What a colossus fuck up this has been

[Joe Le Taxi]

It'll be a surprise entrant in the 2015 Royal Rumble.