I'm drunk

[Lee909]

"Do you hear this phone? I'm gonna
answer, because I know it's Shirley. 

1:20:55

"And you not supposed to let
a phone ring for a half-hour. 

1:20:57

"You let it ring two or three times
and hang it up. 

1:21:00

"That's a lonely bitch at the end
of that line. I'm gonna tell her. 

1:21:03

"Hello? Shirley? Bitch, if you ever
let my phone ring like this again... 

1:21:06

"Shir...? What's wrong...?
Hey, what's wrong with you? 

1:21:09

"What you crying about?
Eddie, what's...? 

1:21:11

"Eddie, what's wrong with you? 

1:21:12

"What? You had a fight?!
Lillian, get my pistol. 

1:21:16

"Who you have a fight with? 

1:21:18

"What? A disco? With Deney Terrio? 

1:21:22

"Fuck you doing with Deney Terrio? 

1:21:25

"And Jimmie Walker?
And your lips? And you shot... 

1:21:29

"What? Lillian, Eddie had a fight
in a disco with Deney Terrio 

1:21:31

"and shot Jimmie Walker. 

1:21:36

"He shot him in the lips, Lil. 

1:21:39

"Eddie, why'd you shoot
Jimmie Walker in his lips? 

1:21:41

"I like Good Times. 

1:21:44

"Oh, you took a shot in your lips? 

1:21:46

"And you look like Jimmie Walker?
Oh, that'd do it.

[General Dryness]

Nothin' from nothin' leave nothin'. Must have done somethin', motherfucker punched you in the mouth.

[Lee909]

We wore the toys Eddie

 

A slinky a slinky 

a wonderful wonderful toy

a slinky a slinky

fun for girls and boys

 

 

 

 

I dont think i have seen a comedian that could match Eddie other than Richard Pryor over them few years

[General Dryness]

If you watch Pryor though, you can see exactly where Eddie got his inspiration, sometimes even taking directly. Like when Eddie does his white guy voice, thats totally Pryor. To be fair, he admits thats how he started, listening to Pryors albums and creating his early stand up based on that. Both incredibly funny, but Richard Pryor was where it started.

[Lee909]

I agree,as you say he says himself.

"Tell Bill to have a coke and smile,the jelo pudding eating mothafucker

 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

If you watch Pryor though, you can see exactly where Eddie got his inspiration, sometimes even taking directly. Like when Eddie does his white guy voice, thats totally Pryor. To be fair, he admits thats how he started, listening to Pryors albums and creating his early stand up based on that. Both incredibly funny, but Richard Pryor was where it started.

I would go as far as saying Murphy (and many comedians since) ripped Richard Pryor off. They should have all paid the great man some decent royalty fees.

 

Same with Bill Hicks and Denis Leary.

[KMD7]

We were having a jam in my mates old band's practice room one Friday night. We decided we have a load of magic this night to see what we could create. I went on bass (normally play guitar) my mate went on drums (normally bass) and my other mate stuck to what he knew, which was guitar and my uncle sang.

 

What we created was nothing short of immense music. The riffs I was throwing out on the bass were like what Les Claypool wishes he had written. My mate was riffing like a mixture between slow 60's Clapton hard blues and Randy Rhodes. My mate drumming liek Ginger Baker. And the uncle singing like Robert Plant. Luckily we had recorded it.

 

Well we had forgotten that we had recorded 4 hours of jamming and it was only when my mate was looking on his mac and seen a pro logic file labelled "Eating Shit While Dancing With Erika Elaniak On A Friday Night Down The Dirty Discotech" that we realised what we had created.

 

A fucking disgrace of a recording. The first hour was a nice mellow slow build of grooves. The remaining three could be described "Jizz Fusion"

 

Great night though. I honestly thought I could have joined Primus that night.

 

'Jizz Fusion'!! Thats class.  Rep gun dry at the moment mate.  It reminds me of the clip on family guy where Lois and Peter decide to become a duet and get stoned before they get on stage.  (at work so can't post the clip)  They completely stank the place out while at the same time thinking they were great.  Very funny

[General Dryness]

I would go as far as saying Murphy (and many comedians since) ripped Richard Pryor off. They should have all paid the great man some decent royalty fees.

 

Same with Bill Hicks and Denis Leary.

 

Leary's plagiarism of Hicks is on another level. Murphy never almost verbatim copied Pryor the way Leary did Hicks, plus he paid tribute to Pryor on a couple of occasions, basically admitting that without Pryor there would be no Murphy.

 

That said, I do like No Cure for Cancer. But Bill Hicks is more of the thinking mans Dennis Leary.

[Dr Nowt]

Leary's plagiarism of Hicks is on another level. Murphy never almost verbatim copied Pryor the way Leary did Hicks, plus he paid tribute to Pryor on a couple of occasions, basically admitting that without Pryor there would be no Murphy.

 

That said, I do like No Cure for Cancer. But Bill Hicks is more of the thinking mans Dennis Leary.

 

I liked Hicks saying he was thinking of giving up smoking, and when asked why saying "Just to see if Dennis will."

[Fugitive]

Sat here with a load of Erdinger whist watching Faithless on DVD from a good few years back. I'm in a happy place unlike last weekend where I got destroyed in town and ended shagging what can only be described as a sea creature. Fucking disgusting thing she was. Been a long time since I've shared a bed with something that has made me hate myself for a few days afterwards.

 

Been having Nam style flashbacks all week.

[redinoz]

I'm a massive Hicks fan. If you watch/listen any Kinnison though, you can hear where Bill got some of his chops from.

They were coming up around the same time, however you can hear the influence Kinnison had on him. He broke new ground for Hicks to then go on to blow our minds.

 

Every comedian has their influences and people that helped shape their style.

As someone said, Eddie gives big props to Pryer, but took it to another level. For those few years anyway.

 

Leary definitely took a bit too much from Hicks.

 

On a side note, I just saw Chappelle in Brisbane on Thursday night. Fucking awesome. I didn't think I'd ever get to witness that genius.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Im drunk

[Sugar Ape]

I'm getting there. Drank all my Sam Adams and it's either go on the spirits on finish my 10% Delerium or Innis & Gunn rum finish.

[Bjornebye]

I'm getting there. Drank all my Sam Adams and it's either go on the spirits on finish my 10% Delerium or Innis & Gunn rum finish.

 

Finishing off a bottle of bulleit bourbon 

[Sugar Ape]

Finishing off a bottle of bulleit bourbon 

 

Nice bourbon that. I've got two bottles of JD, a bottle of Woodford reserve and a bottle of Maker's Mark in the cupboard.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Is this an unpopular opinion amnesty thread?

 

Bill Hicks was not funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Apart from that line about the Christians - "then forgive me".  Good line, that.)

 

Cider, Mahou and Aberlour, since you're asking.

[General Dryness]

Is this an unpopular opinion amnesty thread?

 

Bill Hicks was not funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Apart from that line about the Christians - "then forgive me".  Good line, that.)

 

Cider, Mahou and Aberlour, since you're asking.

 

No, its not an amnesty. I'm fast going off you lad.

[littletedwest]

getting there. mrs is hungover so drinking solo while she is looking morbid.

 

love becks.

[Bjornebye]

getting there. mrs is hungover so drinking solo while she is looking morbid.

 

love becks.

 

Get a pic of her fanny up, been dying too see it for years

 

Love Damien 

[littletedwest]

no mate I won't even put a picture of mr wiggle up nevermind mrs wiggle.

 

when we go to spain he is senor wiggle

 

I am now pissed

[littletedwest]

watching lotto quiz. name 300 historical characters. robbie burns? thick as mince some people. nevermind prime ministers and presidents kings and queens name a Scottish poet over them

[Sugar Ape]

Out with a few lads from work from 3pm, back in ours by 7pm, bird picks me up from the station, 8 pints in, put world in motion on. " John Barnes is a shit rapper " Jesus. Playing Mike & the mechanics now. That'll teach her! Well, it would if she hadn't went to bed an hour ago.

 

Fucker.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I've just had a brew and a Belgian bun. Sugar rushing off my tits.

[Sugar Ape]

I've just had a brew and a Belgian bun. Sugar rushing off my tits.

 

I strenuously deny this. I'm listening to Cindy Lauper. No tits in sight here.

[Rushies tash]

Watching one flew over the cuckoo's nest. Battered. What a film. Go on chief, throw the water fountain, fuck em...