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Mudface Grand Master

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I managed to order some toilet roll from Amazon pantry as it didn't turn up on the last two Morrison's deliveries due to being out of stock. I know it's precious stuff these days, but it came in an enormous cardboard box filled with bubble padding. Dickheads.

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3 minutes ago, Mudface said:

I managed to order some toilet roll from Amazon pantry as it didn't turn up on the last two Morrison's deliveries due to being out of stock. I know it's precious stuff these days, but it came in an enormous cardboard box filled with bubble padding. Dickheads.

I hope A Red doesn't see this. 

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2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I hope A Red doesn't see this. 

Heh, I'm in the high risk category at the moment, and my missus is at medium risk and was forced by her company to work from home after an assessment, so we have a decent excuse for using deliveries.

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5 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Heh, I'm in the high risk category at the moment, and my missus is at medium risk and was forced by her company to work from home after an assessment, so we have a decent excuse for using deliveries.

Mate the news reported Gordon Ramsey and his family were in isolation in Cornwall. They are fucking down there. Don't make yourself an easy target. 

 

Fucking weird cornwall idiots. 

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12 hours ago, Mook said:

Looking at Netflix with kids. Imagine the grown up version (flicking through shite for hours on end trying to find something to watch) only with two midgets screaming at you about what they don't want to watch the whole time you're doing it.

I’d never heard of this Tumble cunt, so

had to google him. What is wrong with kids today? Why can’t they just watch Jackanory and stuff?

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7 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’d never heard of this Tumble cunt, so

had to google him. What is wrong with kids today? Why can’t they just watch Jackanory and stuff?

 

He is a pure cunt. Thinks he's a Hollywood quality legend, the fuckin sponge. 

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This Lockdown, I know the more serious issues, getting up at 5.30 am everyday, yesterday the same, looked at the time and it wasn't even the crack of Noon, it had seemed like a whole day, what can I do next Luncheon early perhaps a game of Solitaire? There's always tomorrow I suppose. 

Maybe get some meat out again. 

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Wasps. Pesky fuckers are out in force again. Just seen a huge one (obviously a Queen or worse still a Hornet) doing a recce on our house to find somewhere to build a nest. We've had a nest on some part of the house for the last three summers, they never go back to the same nest so hopefully the fucker pisses off somewhere else. The other year we had a Hornets nest in the Gable between ours and a neighbours house and the things were fucking huge, when I had the light on of an evening you could here them smacking into the window as they were trying to get in, one did get in somehow and I shat myself at the noise and size of the thing. Thankfully my missus swatted the cunt. 

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