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little things that annoy the shit out of you

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Hey this is TLW the W stands for way. Our opinion is equal to any PHD. I'm sorry Professes Dawkins your years of studying evolutionary biology dont mean shit unless you can explain a pheasant with a squirrels head. Einstein don't make me fucking laugh lad he's never owned a pair of Trim Trabs or could even imagine the day you could reply to a message from a world leader on a computer and call him a fat cunt. 

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This morning is not a programme I ever usually see, it's bad. They have some woman on showing clips of the soaps on this week. WHY?. People watch this shit everyday they know what's going on, they don't need teasers, this woman is talking about characters like real life dilemmas happening now and this is news. She gets paid for this shit I'm betting a good salary too. May aswell give clips of opening the kitchen cupboards "ooh if you remember rightly a jar of mint sauce was placed next to a bottle of brown sauce lets have a look at what's happened.... FUCKING HELL! They've shifted slightly someone has clearly used them, we will have to wait until Thursday to see how this pans out but here's a quick spoiler.

 

Fucking soaps same shit decade after decade. The best thing that could ever happen on TV would be a xenomorph lands in coronation street.

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3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

This morning is not a programme I ever usually see, it's bad. They have some woman on showing clips of the soaps on this week. WHY?. People watch this shit everyday they know what's going on, they don't need teasers, this woman is talking about characters like real life dilemmas happening now and this is news. She gets paid for this shit I'm betting a good salary too. May aswell give clips of opening the kitchen cupboards "ooh if you remember rightly a jar of mint sauce was placed next to a bottle of brown sauce lets have a look at what's happened.... FUCKING HELL! They've shifted slightly someone has clearly used them, we will have to wait until Thursday to see how this pans out but here's a quick spoiler.

 

Fucking soaps same shit decade after decade. The best thing that could ever happen on TV would be a xenomorph lands in coronation street.

Negged. I like soaps, you bastard. This Morning is shit, though.

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7 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

This morning is not a programme I ever usually see, it's bad. They have some woman on showing clips of the soaps on this week. WHY?. People watch this shit everyday they know what's going on, they don't need teasers, this woman is talking about characters like real life dilemmas happening now and this is news. She gets paid for this shit I'm betting a good salary too. May aswell give clips of opening the kitchen cupboards "ooh if you remember rightly a jar of mint sauce was placed next to a bottle of brown sauce lets have a look at what's happened.... FUCKING HELL! They've shifted slightly someone has clearly used them, we will have to wait until Thursday to see how this pans out but here's a quick spoiler.

 

Fucking soaps same shit decade after decade. The best thing that could ever happen on TV would be a xenomorph lands in coronation street.

 

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6 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Thought I sent this before, but how do them soap expert cunts apply for such a job? and that cunt who gives the gossip from Hollywood, the cunt. 

The ugly bastard who used to do the showbiz shit on TV am turned up on something yesterday announced as an  executive editor of the S*n , whining about Prince Harry. Cunt.

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