little things that annoy the shit out of you

[JagSquared]

Having twats tell me that it's not a proper anniversary as me and the girlfriend aren't married. Fuck off, so you're telling me it's ok to celebrate a date you decided to spend a shit load of money on but I cant celebrate* a day** despite having been together for 9 years?

 

*we got each other cards and had a take away while watching Netflix.

 

**neither of us can remember the exact date so chose the most likely one.

 

Also Neither of us have objections to getting married but the amount of people who say being married changed their relationship baffles me. What does a piece of paper change?

 

[Bjornebye]

Pics or GTFO

[Champ]

This.

 

Most Black Eyed Peas "songs" seem to follow a set formula :-

 

1. Take an idea. Doesn't need to be a good one. Just a couple of notes that vaguely work together.

2. Kick the fuck out of it for 3 minutes.

 

Voila! Another hit!

 

 

Voila! Another hit!

 

Which is surely what the contestants are looking for, no?

[Trumo]

Having twats tell me that it's not a proper anniversary as me and the girlfriend aren't married. Fuck off, so you're telling me it's ok to celebrate a date you decided to spend a shit load of money on but I cant celebrate* a day** despite having been together for 9 years?

 

*we got each other cards and had a take away while watching Netflix.

 

**neither of us can remember the exact date so chose the most likely one.

 

Also Neither of us have objections to getting married but the amount of people who say being married changed their relationship baffles me. What does a piece of paper change?

 

I'm sure it involves nagging.

[manwiththestick]

And a steady reduction in suck treats.

[bouncebrigade]

Not being able to pick snots properly when I cut my nails.

[Hooch]

Speaking of snots, dirty cunts who pick one and smudge it on the wall in communal toilets.

[Bjornebye]

Hypocrites. Cunts who won't take responsibility for their own actions yet jump on others for the slightest indiscretion. Blind to the fact they are actually gob-shites yet believe their own shit and sit up on a horse so smelly it would burn the antarctic to the fucking ground. Fat faced goblin cunts who just won't drop shit. The hypocritical horrid bullshitting minge head cunt fuckers. All hypocrites must be smacked in the mouth.

 

 

 

By an asteroid.

[General Dryness]

Which is surely what the contestants are looking for, no?

Yes, at the expense of making good music.

 

Which was my point.

[Harry Squatter]

People you do a favour for but when it comes to them doing you one they aren't interested. I'm doing a run for charity and sent an email round in work asking for sponsorship. Had a few people sponsor me but twats that I've sponsored in the past and very generously haven't bothered.

[manwiththestick]

Mates who disappear off the face of the earth when they get a bird.

[ZonkoVille77]

Runny nose. Fucking cunt of a thing. Wiping every couple of seconds and more of shit just appears. The cough I can handle, but the runny nose is just a complete and utter bastard. Think I'll just get pissed and try forget about it that way.

[Bjornebye]

People you do a favour for but when it comes to them doing you one they aren't interested. I'm doing a run for charity and sent an email round in work asking for sponsorship. Had a few people sponsor me but twats that I've sponsored in the past and very generously haven't bothered.

How long till you columbine your work mate? Cant be long now

[Ezekiel 25:17]

When women joke that it's great to be ill because you might 'loose' a little bit of weight, useless fat fucking shitehawks the lot of them, especially the fat ones.

[melons]

People on tax credits ripping the shit out of those on JSA for being a benefit claimant. 

 

 

 

Thick fucks. 

[Harry Squatter]

How long till you columbine your work mate? Cant be long now

I'll text you and we'll both do ours simultaneously. Any preference of weapon?. Got an Uzi, Desert Eagle and an M-16 here. I'll post one down to you.

[Bjornebye]

I'll text you and we'll both do ours simultaneously. Any preference of weapon?. Got an Uzi, Desert Eagle and an M-16 here. I'll post one down to you.

A sherman tank, 3 gun boats, a wetsuit and Jessica Alba. You got paypal?

[bouncebrigade]

Young lads walking around with their hands down their pants.

 

Septic little scruffs.

[Kevin D]

Autoplay on Youtube.

[Champ]

Autoplay on Youtube.

Adverts on YouTube

[melons]

Youtube in general. 

 

 

My kids watch more of it than they do TV!

[Champ]

Youtube in general. 

 

 

My kids watch more of it than they do TV!

 

One for the Things that make you realise you're getting older thread, there, Sherry.

 

Who, under the age of 20?, 30? watches tv these days?

[Harry Squatter]

Mates who disappear off the face of the earth when they get a bird.

Negged you by mistake sorry.

 

One of my mates was like this and refused to come out on one of my birthdays and when I was going away for 3 months. As soon as his bird binned him he rung me up out the blue asking me to come out on the pull with him.

[Harry Squatter]

Rail replacement bus services on a Sunday.

[Hooch]

The complete shutdown of mainstream radio on Sundays due to the fucking 'UK Top 40' that we're all still meant to give a shit about but actually don't.

 

4 or 5 of the radio stations merge up and play the same countdown show all Sunday afternoon.

Surely just one would do and the others can play normal music? Surely there are plenty of budding young DJ's who could be afforded a slot?